Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77461 Haiku later...

"Where did the cheese go"
Said the venerable Gene Ween
Reply? "I don't know"
Haiku # 40507, March 18, 2008 2:47 pm ET
by Janis of youtube
Perhaps what we need
Is a syllable filter
That rejects free verse
Haiku # 40506, March 18, 2008 2:44 pm ET
by Janis
what part of "haiku"
don't you mutherfuckers get?
the "hai" or the "ku"
Haiku # 40505, March 18, 2008 2:42 pm ET
by Janis of deletionville, ontario
styles are very well
tastes develop as one gets
used to some new style
Haiku # 40504, March 18, 2008 1:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm trying to get
my life in order so I
can live it better
Haiku # 40503, March 18, 2008 12:56 pm ET
by black sheep
I'll have my brains, fried
scrambled, with a side of diss
order, chaos, and

perhaps some home fries too
Haiku # 40502, March 18, 2008 12:55 pm ET
by black sheep
one asked the other
did you the day come up
Yawn~ and stiff peaks too
Haiku # 40501, March 18, 2008 12:22 pm ET
by sunny side up
life inside or out
makes no difference unless
you see it as good
Haiku # 40500, March 18, 2008 12:17 pm ET
by qwuality time spent poistively as possible
gross tick but don't remove
it's presence has redemption
just doing it's job
Haiku # 40499, March 18, 2008 12:16 pm ET
by SPatial Playmate in the circle of life
anyhow, good bye
for now, I expect the um
usual critique

or threats to what
I love from shallow rapper
wanna bes I literally

want to find and hurt
and hear them say "oop oop
what u do that for brotha
i is just joking..."

makes you wanna burn
a cross somewhere doesn't it out of sheer frustration
but that's the wrong course of action fo' sure
Haiku # 40498, March 18, 2008 10:58 am ET
by black sheep
when a routine is
threatened by addicts they lash
out blind at us all
Haiku # 40497, March 18, 2008 10:56 am ET
by black sheep
we all have routines
habits, dances, drugs, faiths, works
they are familiar

cs lewis to the greek word
storge, from the four loves
I think 575 posse sounds

pretty dumb but,
I suppose

Haiku # 40496, March 18, 2008 10:53 am ET
by black sheep
willy is a dance
man, I don't know the art but
I am curious
Haiku # 40495, March 18, 2008 10:50 am ET
by black sheep
rappers fight with words
and when you dis each other
that's like a rapper

so naturally 50 cent knockoffs follow in your wake
Haiku # 40494, March 18, 2008 10:48 am ET
by black sheep of to the 575 posse which he knows the rediculousness of the thing
will, lush, janis, zaba...
and so on, through the years we
see you grow and change...

amen
Haiku # 40493, March 18, 2008 10:47 am ET
by black sheep
I have had a lot
of bad shit happen in life
and idiots show

up during the bad
times and just attack, I want
to hurt them first like

the rapper guy on the 29th there, sorry about the
not fitting into the format

guys, my life is not
a game, and Jesus's name
casts your pride
out little gangsta

in the name of Jesus
you cannot glock Him
you cannot mock him

you say peace out
make the gangsta moves
he takes the reminder

you reap what you sow
nigga, amen
Haiku # 40492, March 18, 2008 10:45 am ET
by black sheep of 575 posse huh?
this internet has
a filter of evil, I know
it invades real life
Haiku # 40491, March 18, 2008 10:36 am ET
by black sheep
everyone thinks theirs
is the best work, but we all
are part of a whole
Haiku # 40490, March 18, 2008 10:31 am ET
by Moxie is Black Sheep
there's a lot to be
said about routine, a lot
to be said about
Haiku # 40489, March 18, 2008 10:29 am ET
by Moxie
i am so wiped out
crashing like rolling breakers
my heavy eyelids
Haiku # 40488, March 18, 2008 8:29 am ET
by ash
Here we go again
Fancies himself a rapper
Fills the space with crap
Haiku # 40487, March 18, 2008 7:21 am ET
by William Nippress
unreasonable turd
defies every single flush
floating mystery
Haiku # 40481, March 17, 2008 6:42 pm ET
by sf
first day of a dream,
turns in to the black of night,
walking home with pride
Haiku # 40480, March 17, 2008 3:57 pm ET
by elio
street lamps linger
the prom
waits
Haiku # 40479, March 17, 2008 8:48 am ET
by Phil of Wirral
Pleasures of the flesh.
Taking a bath with Girlfriend
Warm soft sensual
Haiku # 40478, March 17, 2008 6:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pleasures of the flesh.
Takinf a bath with Girlfriend
Warm soft sensual
Haiku # 40477, March 17, 2008 6:22 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Opposite the tap end
Everybody needs!
If we are to write our best
Our own nemesis

Haiku # 40476, March 17, 2008 6:16 am ET
by William Nippress
A while ago, Lush
was defending himself! So
Did my attack work?
Haiku # 40475, March 17, 2008 5:06 am ET
by Watcher who waits
vortex of morons
swirling vectors, blank neurons
vexatious, i'm gone
Haiku # 40474, March 17, 2008 1:41 am ET
by Lush
a course in horror
horrid blood coarsing floorward
slice veins parallel
Haiku # 40473, March 17, 2008 1:39 am ET
by Lush
Phil and elio
bite pillows routinely, yo
and suffocate, bro
Haiku # 40472, March 17, 2008 1:37 am ET
by Lush
elio of ass
christ, you squander space with shite
try amputation
Haiku # 40471, March 17, 2008 1:35 am ET
by Lush
i
like
cheese
Haiku # 40470, March 16, 2008 9:28 pm ET
by sf
Fallen sick on a journey,
In dreams I run wildly
Over a withered moor
Haiku # 40469, March 16, 2008 8:57 pm ET
by basho (the pioneer)and it breaks rules! oh no!
the dickhead below
does not understand language
ignore the bastard
Haiku # 40468, March 16, 2008 8:12 pm ET
by atilla
this
is
stupid
Haiku # 40467, March 16, 2008 5:59 pm ET
by sf
a litter of complexities
the lonely
dog walker
Haiku # 40466, March 16, 2008 4:52 pm ET
by Phil of haiku heaven
cold
on the rink
a cactus
Haiku # 40465, March 16, 2008 4:49 pm ET
by phil
navigation wharf
her beauty lies inside
the boats are calling
Haiku # 40464, March 16, 2008 4:22 pm ET
by lp
pebbles mingle
colywn bay bathes in
warm welsh rain
Haiku # 40463, March 16, 2008 4:20 pm ET
by Phil
my cat purs
underground
cradled by the soil
Haiku # 40462, March 16, 2008 4:15 pm ET
by Phil
Elephants munching
on grass - loving
Heads side by side.
Haiku # 40461, March 16, 2008 4:00 pm ET
by Jack of On the road
fat man rejoices
in the guilt of his brother
troubled by regrets
Haiku # 40460, March 16, 2008 3:59 pm ET
by liam
A big fat flake
of snow
Falling all alone
Haiku # 40459, March 16, 2008 3:59 pm ET
by Jack
The summer chair
rocking by itself
In the blizzard
Haiku # 40458, March 16, 2008 3:58 pm ET
by Jack Kerouac
The rain has filled
the birdbath
Again, almost
Haiku # 40457, March 16, 2008 3:57 pm ET
by Jack Kerouac
the pigeon pauses
tracks
scream
Haiku # 40456, March 16, 2008 3:53 pm ET
by Phil of Wirral
the famous dancer
to his parents-to his friend
waltzing to his death
Haiku # 40455, March 16, 2008 3:51 pm ET
by liam
cold rain
falls hard
on loves tent
Haiku # 40454, March 16, 2008 3:50 pm ET
by Phil of Wirral
powder on your sill
a moth
starved

Haiku # 40453, March 16, 2008 3:46 pm ET
by Phil of Wirral
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