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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Phil and elio
bite pillows routinely, yo
and suffocate, bro
Haiku # 40472 March 17, 2008 1:37 am ET
by Lush
elio of ass
christ, you squander space with shite
try amputation
Haiku # 40471 March 17, 2008 1:35 am ET
by Lush
i
like
cheese
Haiku # 40470 March 16, 2008 9:28 pm ET
by sf
Fallen sick on a journey,
In dreams I run wildly
Over a withered moor
Haiku # 40469 March 16, 2008 8:57 pm ET
by basho (the pioneer)and it breaks rules! oh no!
the dickhead below
does not understand language
ignore the bastard
Haiku # 40468 March 16, 2008 8:12 pm ET
by atilla
this
is
stupid
Haiku # 40467 March 16, 2008 5:59 pm ET
by sf
a litter of complexities
the lonely
dog walker
Haiku # 40466 March 16, 2008 4:52 pm ET
by Phil of haiku heaven
cold
on the rink
a cactus
Haiku # 40465 March 16, 2008 4:49 pm ET
by phil
navigation wharf
her beauty lies inside
the boats are calling
Haiku # 40464 March 16, 2008 4:22 pm ET
by lp
pebbles mingle
colywn bay bathes in
warm welsh rain
Haiku # 40463 March 16, 2008 4:20 pm ET
by Phil
my cat purs
underground
cradled by the soil
Haiku # 40462 March 16, 2008 4:15 pm ET
by Phil
Elephants munching
on grass - loving
Heads side by side.
Haiku # 40461 March 16, 2008 4:00 pm ET
by Jack of On the road
fat man rejoices
in the guilt of his brother
troubled by regrets
Haiku # 40460 March 16, 2008 3:59 pm ET
by liam
A big fat flake
of snow
Falling all alone
Haiku # 40459 March 16, 2008 3:59 pm ET
by Jack
The summer chair
rocking by itself
In the blizzard
Haiku # 40458 March 16, 2008 3:58 pm ET
by Jack Kerouac
The rain has filled
the birdbath
Again, almost
Haiku # 40457 March 16, 2008 3:57 pm ET
by Jack Kerouac
the pigeon pauses
tracks
scream
Haiku # 40456 March 16, 2008 3:53 pm ET
by Phil of Wirral
the famous dancer
to his parents-to his friend
waltzing to his death
Haiku # 40455 March 16, 2008 3:51 pm ET
by liam
cold rain
falls hard
on loves tent
Haiku # 40454 March 16, 2008 3:50 pm ET
by Phil of Wirral
powder on your sill
a moth
starved

Haiku # 40453 March 16, 2008 3:46 pm ET
by Phil of Wirral
philip on the bridge
staring down-a broken man
elio beckons
Haiku # 40452 March 16, 2008 3:45 pm ET
by liam
ploughing the fields
alone with
the wind
Haiku # 40451 March 16, 2008 3:43 pm ET
by Phil of Wirral
factory forlorn
solitary-breaking dawn
worker weeps-city sleeps
Haiku # 40450 March 16, 2008 3:39 pm ET
by liam
daffodils blossom

in cracks beetween paving stone

bleeding at the root
Haiku # 40449 March 16, 2008 3:20 pm ET
by elio
slowly descending
autumn leaf-falling tear
the little girl lost
Haiku # 40448 March 16, 2008 3:17 pm ET
by liam
refrain from complaint
enjoy anothers ideas
happiness follows
Haiku # 40447 March 16, 2008 2:57 pm ET
by liam of thebridgesofmeols
content for the eyes
that stare into the corner
television blooms
Haiku # 40446 March 16, 2008 2:50 pm ET
by liam of bridges
moves across the sea
the gull and the porpoise
a sailboat bobs
Haiku # 40445 March 16, 2008 2:38 pm ET
by liam of bridges
old pond
frog jumps
-splash
Haiku # 40444 March 16, 2008 9:20 am ET
by x
large heaps of free verse
but don't call it bad haiku
because it isn't
Haiku # 40443 March 16, 2008 7:39 am ET
by ash
a poacher shoots
the butterfly
in an elephants bely
Haiku # 40442 March 16, 2008 12:12 am ET
by elio
a butterfly
in an elephant's
belly - African rain
Haiku # 40441 March 16, 2008 12:09 am ET
by elio
brotherhood-
knowing the value
of a spare cigarette
Haiku # 40440 March 15, 2008 11:53 pm ET
by elio
annoying me-
pieces of glass
on a sandy beach
Haiku # 40439 March 15, 2008 11:50 pm ET
by elio
life
a broken arrow
falling of the bow
Haiku # 40438 March 15, 2008 11:46 pm ET
by elio
the ball on the track
won't stop
the train
Haiku # 40437 March 15, 2008 2:08 pm ET
by Phil of Wirral
the dirty tenement
guilty under
the moon
Haiku # 40436 March 15, 2008 2:07 pm ET
by Phil of Wirral
balls and prams
fill wasteland
dams
Haiku # 40435 March 15, 2008 2:06 pm ET
by Phil of Wirral
those hands of experience
keep on
turnin'
Haiku # 40434 March 15, 2008 2:05 pm ET
by Phil of Wirral
they say
you can't learn
without pain
Haiku # 40433 March 15, 2008 2:03 pm ET
by Phil of Wirral
the telephone
pleads in
the empty house
Haiku # 40432 March 15, 2008 2:02 pm ET
by Phil of Wirral
the african elephant
flaps his ears
wind in liverpool
Haiku # 40431 March 15, 2008 1:58 pm ET
by Phil of Wirral
as the night moves
the trees brush
strokes in the sky
Haiku # 40430 March 15, 2008 1:57 pm ET
by Phil of Wirral
big blue waves
on parasol days
will come soon
Haiku # 40429 March 15, 2008 1:55 pm ET
by Phil of Wirral
a homeless man awakes
- his shadow left behind,
vanishes in the rain
Haiku # 40428 March 15, 2008 12:42 pm ET
by elio
is right lad
dere fuckin boss
dey are'
Haiku # 40427 March 15, 2008 12:39 pm ET
by elio
the footballers heart
beats beneath
the crest
Haiku # 40426 March 15, 2008 11:46 am ET
by Phil of Wirral
a helicopter of sin
hovers high above
my head
Haiku # 40425 March 15, 2008 11:42 am ET
by Phil of Wirral
a still boat
sits on
tokyo bay
Haiku # 40424 March 15, 2008 11:24 am ET
by Phil of Wirral
the River Mersey
glistens
in between
Haiku # 40423 March 15, 2008 11:23 am ET
by Phil of Wirral