Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
in desperation
will it matter if one plays
by pharisee rules?
Haiku # 40516 March 19, 2008 12:41 am ET
by black sheep
the discord of style
often meets strict guide lines
play long enough, break them
Haiku # 40515 March 19, 2008 12:19 am ET
by black sheep
sometimes they rely
on a clockwork orange to
get what the want, ciao
Haiku # 40514 March 18, 2008 11:50 pm ET
by black sheep
search function: broken
old haiku: cannot be found
database mangled?
Haiku # 40509 March 18, 2008 5:49 pm ET
by old bastard
syllable filter
would be great for those of us
who sometimes can't count
Haiku # 40508 March 18, 2008 4:01 pm ET
by venerable..oopsey but not intentional assanine rambling
"Where did the cheese go"
Said the venerable Gene Ween
Reply? "I don't know"
Haiku # 40507 March 18, 2008 2:47 pm ET
by Janis of youtube
Perhaps what we need
Is a syllable filter
That rejects free verse
Haiku # 40506 March 18, 2008 2:44 pm ET
by Janis
what part of "haiku"
don't you mutherfuckers get?
the "hai" or the "ku"
Haiku # 40505 March 18, 2008 2:42 pm ET
by Janis of deletionville, ontario
styles are very well
tastes develop as one gets
used to some new style
Haiku # 40504 March 18, 2008 1:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm trying to get
my life in order so I
can live it better
Haiku # 40503 March 18, 2008 12:56 pm ET
by black sheep
I'll have my brains, fried
scrambled, with a side of diss
order, chaos, and

perhaps some home fries too
Haiku # 40502 March 18, 2008 12:55 pm ET
by black sheep
one asked the other
did you the day come up
Yawn~ and stiff peaks too
Haiku # 40501 March 18, 2008 12:22 pm ET
by sunny side up
life inside or out
makes no difference unless
you see it as good
Haiku # 40500 March 18, 2008 12:17 pm ET
by qwuality time spent poistively as possible
gross tick but don't remove
it's presence has redemption
just doing it's job
Haiku # 40499 March 18, 2008 12:16 pm ET
by SPatial Playmate in the circle of life
anyhow, good bye
for now, I expect the um
usual critique

or threats to what
I love from shallow rapper
wanna bes I literally

want to find and hurt
and hear them say "oop oop
what u do that for brotha
i is just joking..."

makes you wanna burn
a cross somewhere doesn't it out of sheer frustration
but that's the wrong course of action fo' sure
Haiku # 40498 March 18, 2008 10:58 am ET
by black sheep
when a routine is
threatened by addicts they lash
out blind at us all
Haiku # 40497 March 18, 2008 10:56 am ET
by black sheep
we all have routines
habits, dances, drugs, faiths, works
they are familiar

cs lewis to the greek word
storge, from the four loves
I think 575 posse sounds

pretty dumb but,
I suppose

Haiku # 40496 March 18, 2008 10:53 am ET
by black sheep
willy is a dance
man, I don't know the art but
I am curious
Haiku # 40495 March 18, 2008 10:50 am ET
by black sheep
rappers fight with words
and when you dis each other
that's like a rapper

so naturally 50 cent knockoffs follow in your wake
Haiku # 40494 March 18, 2008 10:48 am ET
by black sheep of to the 575 posse which he knows the rediculousness of the thing
will, lush, janis, zaba...
and so on, through the years we
see you grow and change...

amen
Haiku # 40493 March 18, 2008 10:47 am ET
by black sheep
I have had a lot
of bad shit happen in life
and idiots show

up during the bad
times and just attack, I want
to hurt them first like

the rapper guy on the 29th there, sorry about the
not fitting into the format

guys, my life is not
a game, and Jesus's name
casts your pride
out little gangsta

in the name of Jesus
you cannot glock Him
you cannot mock him

you say peace out
make the gangsta moves
he takes the reminder

you reap what you sow
nigga, amen
Haiku # 40492 March 18, 2008 10:45 am ET
by black sheep of 575 posse huh?
this internet has
a filter of evil, I know
it invades real life
Haiku # 40491 March 18, 2008 10:36 am ET
by black sheep
everyone thinks theirs
is the best work, but we all
are part of a whole
Haiku # 40490 March 18, 2008 10:31 am ET
by Moxie is Black Sheep
there's a lot to be
said about routine, a lot
to be said about
Haiku # 40489 March 18, 2008 10:29 am ET
by Moxie
i am so wiped out
crashing like rolling breakers
my heavy eyelids
Haiku # 40488 March 18, 2008 8:29 am ET
by ash
Here we go again
Fancies himself a rapper
Fills the space with crap
Haiku # 40487 March 18, 2008 7:21 am ET
by William Nippress
unreasonable turd
defies every single flush
floating mystery
Haiku # 40481 March 17, 2008 6:42 pm ET
by sf
first day of a dream,
turns in to the black of night,
walking home with pride
Haiku # 40480 March 17, 2008 3:57 pm ET
by elio
street lamps linger
the prom
waits
Haiku # 40479 March 17, 2008 8:48 am ET
by Phil of Wirral
Pleasures of the flesh.
Taking a bath with Girlfriend
Warm soft sensual
Haiku # 40478 March 17, 2008 6:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pleasures of the flesh.
Takinf a bath with Girlfriend
Warm soft sensual
Haiku # 40477 March 17, 2008 6:22 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Opposite the tap end
Everybody needs!
If we are to write our best
Our own nemesis

Haiku # 40476 March 17, 2008 6:16 am ET
by William Nippress
A while ago, Lush
was defending himself! So
Did my attack work?
Haiku # 40475 March 17, 2008 5:06 am ET
by Watcher who waits
vortex of morons
swirling vectors, blank neurons
vexatious, i'm gone
Haiku # 40474 March 17, 2008 1:41 am ET
by Lush
a course in horror
horrid blood coarsing floorward
slice veins parallel
Haiku # 40473 March 17, 2008 1:39 am ET
by Lush
Phil and elio
bite pillows routinely, yo
and suffocate, bro
Haiku # 40472 March 17, 2008 1:37 am ET
by Lush
elio of ass
christ, you squander space with shite
try amputation
Haiku # 40471 March 17, 2008 1:35 am ET
by Lush
i
like
cheese
Haiku # 40470 March 16, 2008 9:28 pm ET
by sf
Fallen sick on a journey,
In dreams I run wildly
Over a withered moor
Haiku # 40469 March 16, 2008 8:57 pm ET
by basho (the pioneer)and it breaks rules! oh no!
the dickhead below
does not understand language
ignore the bastard
Haiku # 40468 March 16, 2008 8:12 pm ET
by atilla
this
is
stupid
Haiku # 40467 March 16, 2008 5:59 pm ET
by sf
a litter of complexities
the lonely
dog walker
Haiku # 40466 March 16, 2008 4:52 pm ET
by Phil of haiku heaven
cold
on the rink
a cactus
Haiku # 40465 March 16, 2008 4:49 pm ET
by phil
navigation wharf
her beauty lies inside
the boats are calling
Haiku # 40464 March 16, 2008 4:22 pm ET
by lp
pebbles mingle
colywn bay bathes in
warm welsh rain
Haiku # 40463 March 16, 2008 4:20 pm ET
by Phil
my cat purs
underground
cradled by the soil
Haiku # 40462 March 16, 2008 4:15 pm ET
by Phil
Elephants munching
on grass - loving
Heads side by side.
Haiku # 40461 March 16, 2008 4:00 pm ET
by Jack of On the road
fat man rejoices
in the guilt of his brother
troubled by regrets
Haiku # 40460 March 16, 2008 3:59 pm ET
by liam
A big fat flake
of snow
Falling all alone
Haiku # 40459 March 16, 2008 3:59 pm ET
by Jack
The summer chair
rocking by itself
In the blizzard
Haiku # 40458 March 16, 2008 3:58 pm ET
by Jack Kerouac