Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77461 Haiku later...

my mistakes
the past
untied
Haiku # 40550, March 20, 2008 4:47 pm ET
by Phil of Wirral
rain drops splash river
in a furious salute
to turbulent skies
Haiku # 40549, March 20, 2008 1:12 pm ET
by elio
a tower of ice
in dry arid land, becomes
a crystal palace
Haiku # 40548, March 20, 2008 11:06 am ET
by elio
silly disciples -
seeing patterns in the sand
as words carved in stone
Haiku # 40547, March 20, 2008 10:34 am ET
by elio
canals murky depths
concealed by tinted glass-
flowin in the breeze
Haiku # 40546, March 20, 2008 7:57 am ET
by elio
the canals water
shivers against night sky - city comes alive
Haiku # 40545, March 20, 2008 7:01 am ET
by elio
the city shivers
in the canals dark water -
which one is for me


Haiku # 40544, March 20, 2008 5:30 am ET
by elio
babies make so much
ridiculously more sense
than college let's go.
Haiku # 40540, March 19, 2008 9:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
let's ride the wave of
indigestion until we
fall on the floor dead.
Haiku # 40539, March 19, 2008 9:02 pm ET
by who you wish you were
i really love you
i really hate convention
let's marry and go.
Haiku # 40538, March 19, 2008 9:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm hogging the soap
box, I need to get down right now
many apologies all
Haiku # 40537, March 19, 2008 2:23 pm ET
by black sheep
our generation
found meaning in media
our mythology
Haiku # 40536, March 19, 2008 2:21 pm ET
by bs of this might explain all the star trek star wars crossovers
we'll send some plows up
just send more tim hortons down
here if you would please
Haiku # 40535, March 19, 2008 11:43 am ET
by black sheep
I honestly want
to move to canada well
because of real good beer
Haiku # 40534, March 19, 2008 11:16 am ET
by black sheep of stupid reasons motivate some people
Middle of March and
the collected snow
still up to the knees
Haiku # 40533, March 19, 2008 10:27 am ET
by Janis
though i'm pretty flex
about the syllable count
generally
Haiku # 40532, March 19, 2008 10:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ya sorry black sheep
but if the free verse gets too long
it will get removed
Haiku # 40531, March 19, 2008 10:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
haiku is meant to
distill something but some things
need to be shown, not
Haiku # 40530, March 19, 2008 10:16 am ET
by black sheep of written
i wonder how you
people would handle things if
you went on faith, as
Haiku # 40529, March 19, 2008 10:13 am ET
by black sheep of hold on...
consider real life
though, people live in present
tense, can't see future

we are short sighted all of us
Haiku # 40528, March 19, 2008 9:59 am ET
by black sheep
it's really also
quite simple, people like to hog
the god damn soap box
Haiku # 40527, March 19, 2008 9:49 am ET
by black sheep
in the end the word
comes down to the site mistress
and she decides, drat
Haiku # 40526, March 19, 2008 9:45 am ET
by black sheep
dusty cannon balls
lay in the fields of time-
old man's open eyes
Haiku # 40523, March 19, 2008 5:35 am ET
by elio
Tormented dogs bark
Spoiling our tranquillity
Should we neuter them?
Haiku # 40522, March 19, 2008 5:21 am ET
by William Nippress of Sitting on the fence
why read the free verse?
like dog poop on a sidewalk
skip over that shit
Haiku # 40521, March 19, 2008 4:07 am ET
by sf
it's really simple
a haiku is a haiku
or else it isn't
Haiku # 40520, March 19, 2008 3:20 am ET
by ash
mindless socialists
declaring political
correctness of verse
Haiku # 40519, March 19, 2008 12:43 am ET
by black sheep
I think one can take
themselves too seriously
and miss out on points
Haiku # 40518, March 19, 2008 12:42 am ET
by black sheep
I think haiku should
be the way we all speak like
a game on who's line
Haiku # 40517, March 19, 2008 12:41 am ET
by black sheep
in desperation
will it matter if one plays
by pharisee rules?
Haiku # 40516, March 19, 2008 12:41 am ET
by black sheep
the discord of style
often meets strict guide lines
play long enough, break them
Haiku # 40515, March 19, 2008 12:19 am ET
by black sheep
sometimes they rely
on a clockwork orange to
get what the want, ciao
Haiku # 40514, March 18, 2008 11:50 pm ET
by black sheep
search function: broken
old haiku: cannot be found
database mangled?
Haiku # 40509, March 18, 2008 5:49 pm ET
by old bastard
syllable filter
would be great for those of us
who sometimes can't count
Haiku # 40508, March 18, 2008 4:01 pm ET
by venerable..oopsey but not intentional assanine rambling
"Where did the cheese go"
Said the venerable Gene Ween
Reply? "I don't know"
Haiku # 40507, March 18, 2008 2:47 pm ET
by Janis of youtube
Perhaps what we need
Is a syllable filter
That rejects free verse
Haiku # 40506, March 18, 2008 2:44 pm ET
by Janis
what part of "haiku"
don't you mutherfuckers get?
the "hai" or the "ku"
Haiku # 40505, March 18, 2008 2:42 pm ET
by Janis of deletionville, ontario
styles are very well
tastes develop as one gets
used to some new style
Haiku # 40504, March 18, 2008 1:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm trying to get
my life in order so I
can live it better
Haiku # 40503, March 18, 2008 12:56 pm ET
by black sheep
I'll have my brains, fried
scrambled, with a side of diss
order, chaos, and

perhaps some home fries too
Haiku # 40502, March 18, 2008 12:55 pm ET
by black sheep
one asked the other
did you the day come up
Yawn~ and stiff peaks too
Haiku # 40501, March 18, 2008 12:22 pm ET
by sunny side up
life inside or out
makes no difference unless
you see it as good
Haiku # 40500, March 18, 2008 12:17 pm ET
by qwuality time spent poistively as possible
gross tick but don't remove
it's presence has redemption
just doing it's job
Haiku # 40499, March 18, 2008 12:16 pm ET
by SPatial Playmate in the circle of life
anyhow, good bye
for now, I expect the um
usual critique

or threats to what
I love from shallow rapper
wanna bes I literally

want to find and hurt
and hear them say "oop oop
what u do that for brotha
i is just joking..."

makes you wanna burn
a cross somewhere doesn't it out of sheer frustration
but that's the wrong course of action fo' sure
Haiku # 40498, March 18, 2008 10:58 am ET
by black sheep
when a routine is
threatened by addicts they lash
out blind at us all
Haiku # 40497, March 18, 2008 10:56 am ET
by black sheep
we all have routines
habits, dances, drugs, faiths, works
they are familiar

cs lewis to the greek word
storge, from the four loves
I think 575 posse sounds

pretty dumb but,
I suppose

Haiku # 40496, March 18, 2008 10:53 am ET
by black sheep
willy is a dance
man, I don't know the art but
I am curious
Haiku # 40495, March 18, 2008 10:50 am ET
by black sheep
rappers fight with words
and when you dis each other
that's like a rapper

so naturally 50 cent knockoffs follow in your wake
Haiku # 40494, March 18, 2008 10:48 am ET
by black sheep of to the 575 posse which he knows the rediculousness of the thing
will, lush, janis, zaba...
and so on, through the years we
see you grow and change...

amen
Haiku # 40493, March 18, 2008 10:47 am ET
by black sheep
I have had a lot
of bad shit happen in life
and idiots show

up during the bad
times and just attack, I want
to hurt them first like

the rapper guy on the 29th there, sorry about the
not fitting into the format

guys, my life is not
a game, and Jesus's name
casts your pride
out little gangsta

in the name of Jesus
you cannot glock Him
you cannot mock him

you say peace out
make the gangsta moves
he takes the reminder

you reap what you sow
nigga, amen
Haiku # 40492, March 18, 2008 10:45 am ET
by black sheep of 575 posse huh?
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