Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77462 Haiku later...

in their desire
to embrace the well known and
tried and true, they balk
Haiku # 40578, March 21, 2008 11:14 pm ET
by black sabbath
I tend to think though
that already depressed those
creative people cry
Haiku # 40577, March 21, 2008 11:13 pm ET
by black sabbath
I'm sorry to hear
about your family pet
peaceful rest to him
Haiku # 40576, March 21, 2008 5:00 pm ET
by xoxox
Our dog is dying
Weak and bearly opens eyes
Goodby old Toto
Haiku # 40575, March 21, 2008 2:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
bitter haikus
plague the page
mundane in genre
Haiku # 40574, March 21, 2008 9:05 am ET
by Andre of Ohio
haiku 101
if you note the syllabus
note the syllables
Haiku # 40572, March 21, 2008 6:55 am ET
by ash
as spring doth descend
coiled potential energy
dreams of kinesis
Haiku # 40571, March 21, 2008 2:01 am ET
by Lush
note facility
with which i facilely note
the ease of haiku
Haiku # 40570, March 21, 2008 2:00 am ET
by Lush
hirsute brutes cahoot
shoot a flute in my poop chute
i miss rockne, knute
Haiku # 40569, March 21, 2008 1:58 am ET
by Lush
else irrelevant
perhaps ripe 4 your journal
but leave me alone
Haiku # 40568, March 21, 2008 1:55 am ET
by Lush
The former ascribes
to the titular format
seven five seven
Haiku # 40567, March 21, 2008 1:53 am ET
by Lush
your verbosity
and logorrhea belongs
elsewhere. see? easy.
Haiku # 40566, March 21, 2008 1:52 am ET
by Lush
we needn't filters.
just respect for all users
bad haiku have form
Haiku # 40565, March 21, 2008 1:51 am ET
by Lush
Crap in a basket!
Loquacious ass harasses.
Debate a morass.
Haiku # 40564, March 21, 2008 1:50 am ET
by Lush
Useless, useless
the heavy rain
Driving into the sea

Haiku # 40554, March 20, 2008 5:18 pm ET
by Jack Kerouac of all over dat motherbrother
art verus maths
the poems
lost every time
Haiku # 40553, March 20, 2008 5:11 pm ET
by Phil of wirral
whats three
short lines
between friends?
Haiku # 40552, March 20, 2008 5:06 pm ET
by Phil of Wirral
wisdom whispers
in the
old man's eye
Haiku # 40551, March 20, 2008 4:51 pm ET
by Phil of wirral
my mistakes
the past
untied
Haiku # 40550, March 20, 2008 4:47 pm ET
by Phil of Wirral
rain drops splash river
in a furious salute
to turbulent skies
Haiku # 40549, March 20, 2008 1:12 pm ET
by elio
a tower of ice
in dry arid land, becomes
a crystal palace
Haiku # 40548, March 20, 2008 11:06 am ET
by elio
silly disciples -
seeing patterns in the sand
as words carved in stone
Haiku # 40547, March 20, 2008 10:34 am ET
by elio
canals murky depths
concealed by tinted glass-
flowin in the breeze
Haiku # 40546, March 20, 2008 7:57 am ET
by elio
the canals water
shivers against night sky - city comes alive
Haiku # 40545, March 20, 2008 7:01 am ET
by elio
the city shivers
in the canals dark water -
which one is for me


Haiku # 40544, March 20, 2008 5:30 am ET
by elio
babies make so much
ridiculously more sense
than college let's go.
Haiku # 40540, March 19, 2008 9:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
let's ride the wave of
indigestion until we
fall on the floor dead.
Haiku # 40539, March 19, 2008 9:02 pm ET
by who you wish you were
i really love you
i really hate convention
let's marry and go.
Haiku # 40538, March 19, 2008 9:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm hogging the soap
box, I need to get down right now
many apologies all
Haiku # 40537, March 19, 2008 2:23 pm ET
by black sheep
our generation
found meaning in media
our mythology
Haiku # 40536, March 19, 2008 2:21 pm ET
by bs of this might explain all the star trek star wars crossovers
we'll send some plows up
just send more tim hortons down
here if you would please
Haiku # 40535, March 19, 2008 11:43 am ET
by black sheep
I honestly want
to move to canada well
because of real good beer
Haiku # 40534, March 19, 2008 11:16 am ET
by black sheep of stupid reasons motivate some people
Middle of March and
the collected snow
still up to the knees
Haiku # 40533, March 19, 2008 10:27 am ET
by Janis
though i'm pretty flex
about the syllable count
generally
Haiku # 40532, March 19, 2008 10:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ya sorry black sheep
but if the free verse gets too long
it will get removed
Haiku # 40531, March 19, 2008 10:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
haiku is meant to
distill something but some things
need to be shown, not
Haiku # 40530, March 19, 2008 10:16 am ET
by black sheep of written
i wonder how you
people would handle things if
you went on faith, as
Haiku # 40529, March 19, 2008 10:13 am ET
by black sheep of hold on...
consider real life
though, people live in present
tense, can't see future

we are short sighted all of us
Haiku # 40528, March 19, 2008 9:59 am ET
by black sheep
it's really also
quite simple, people like to hog
the god damn soap box
Haiku # 40527, March 19, 2008 9:49 am ET
by black sheep
in the end the word
comes down to the site mistress
and she decides, drat
Haiku # 40526, March 19, 2008 9:45 am ET
by black sheep
dusty cannon balls
lay in the fields of time-
old man's open eyes
Haiku # 40523, March 19, 2008 5:35 am ET
by elio
Tormented dogs bark
Spoiling our tranquillity
Should we neuter them?
Haiku # 40522, March 19, 2008 5:21 am ET
by William Nippress of Sitting on the fence
why read the free verse?
like dog poop on a sidewalk
skip over that shit
Haiku # 40521, March 19, 2008 4:07 am ET
by sf
it's really simple
a haiku is a haiku
or else it isn't
Haiku # 40520, March 19, 2008 3:20 am ET
by ash
mindless socialists
declaring political
correctness of verse
Haiku # 40519, March 19, 2008 12:43 am ET
by black sheep
I think one can take
themselves too seriously
and miss out on points
Haiku # 40518, March 19, 2008 12:42 am ET
by black sheep
I think haiku should
be the way we all speak like
a game on who's line
Haiku # 40517, March 19, 2008 12:41 am ET
by black sheep
in desperation
will it matter if one plays
by pharisee rules?
Haiku # 40516, March 19, 2008 12:41 am ET
by black sheep
the discord of style
often meets strict guide lines
play long enough, break them
Haiku # 40515, March 19, 2008 12:19 am ET
by black sheep
sometimes they rely
on a clockwork orange to
get what the want, ciao
Haiku # 40514, March 18, 2008 11:50 pm ET
by black sheep
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