Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77462 Haiku later...

I want to kill you,
Silently in the darkness,
Slice and dice...death comes.
Haiku # 40658, March 26, 2008 11:56 am ET
by NETRUNNr of The Internet
If you were dead, what
Would you do for a living?
I would smoke your mom
Haiku # 40657, March 26, 2008 11:22 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Ouch, my foot, ow
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
My, foot, ow, ouch
Haiku # 40656, March 26, 2008 11:19 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
The world an oyster,
Go inside to find life,
Crush it to kill them.
Haiku # 40655, March 26, 2008 11:17 am ET
by NETRUNNr of The Internet
Pop, goes the weasel
You would to if you were gay
No, not realy
Haiku # 40654, March 26, 2008 11:17 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
You are ugly so,
Die,die,die,die,die,die,die,
LOL, shut up
Haiku # 40653, March 26, 2008 11:14 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
social lubricates
these boozy nights await chill
factors in july
Haiku # 40652, March 25, 2008 8:36 pm ET
by black sheep
last of melting snow
click in way tight then shred bra
big air oh my back
Haiku # 40651, March 25, 2008 8:02 pm ET
by Technokoi of Local Mountains
phat cool rad etc etc
i guess it's all in youth to
rebel with no cause
Haiku # 40650, March 25, 2008 1:59 pm ET
by black sheep
why bother to try
and explain human nature
it's proud, and just watch
Haiku # 40649, March 25, 2008 1:58 pm ET
by black sheep of life is a soap opera
it's hard to see old
tora tora tora films
we've turned japanese
Haiku # 40648, March 25, 2008 1:57 pm ET
by black sheep (no o)
Lemon Yellow sun
Fighting for its proper place
winter must give way
Haiku # 40647, March 25, 2008 6:36 am ET
by William Nippress of Bad Bad Haiku
One can only ask
Why post someone else's name?
Homage or insult?



Haiku # 40646, March 25, 2008 6:25 am ET
by William Nippress of Bizarre 40626 not mine
bad haiku turns worse
non-phat free verse makes lips purse
basho in reverse
Haiku # 40644, March 25, 2008 12:28 am ET
by ash
cook that word salad
my smart art smells like a fart
get my dressing down
Haiku # 40643, March 25, 2008 12:07 am ET
by ash
the young man abstaines
from putting his pen to page -
now your work is done
Haiku # 40632, March 24, 2008 12:17 pm ET
by elio
shackles of critique,
cut my wrist so deep - blood drips
on to white paper
Haiku # 40631, March 24, 2008 12:15 pm ET
by elio
everybody's moon
holds a candle over
the river dee, sophie waits
Haiku # 40623, March 24, 2008 7:04 am ET
by phil
hip hop outta here
what you might think is free verse
is rabbit droppings
Haiku # 40622, March 24, 2008 4:57 am ET
by ash
the more someone writes
"free verse" the more I want to write
haikus in protest
Haiku # 40621, March 23, 2008 9:31 pm ET
by black sheeo
the natural world
an inspiration to some
a bore to others
Haiku # 40615, March 23, 2008 8:15 pm ET
by sf
As we rush through life
The things that matter to
us
Takes time and sorrow

Haiku # 40614, March 23, 2008 5:54 pm ET
by William Nippress
no dirt, debris or
desolation, will ever change my station
Haiku # 40613, March 23, 2008 4:21 pm ET
by phil of wirral
the dotted kites hang
ripped and ravaged by the
breath of chasing men
Haiku # 40612, March 23, 2008 3:35 pm ET
by phil
solace sought
from some sort
of height
Haiku # 40611, March 23, 2008 10:03 am ET
by phil
the new day's sun
pours into
my pores
Haiku # 40609, March 23, 2008 10:02 am ET
by phil
a frothy roof
sea life
swims
Haiku # 40606, March 23, 2008 9:59 am ET
by phil
murder ballads
fill the room
empty cupboards watch
Haiku # 40603, March 23, 2008 9:55 am ET
by Phil
Cycles in my life
Recall periods of pain
Again and again

Haiku # 40602, March 23, 2008 8:19 am ET
by exhausted by life
Haiku's worth reading?
Came back and what do you know
Some really good ones!
Haiku # 40601, March 23, 2008 7:56 am ET
by William Nippress of At least I think they are good
harder than you think
a skill that comes with practice
like learning to drum
Haiku # 40600, March 23, 2008 6:48 am ET
by ash
I have counted it
it didn't score the right points
form I find is good
Haiku # 40599, March 23, 2008 2:07 am ET
by should be sea shells
crazy colored toes
amongst a pile of shells
they dance for the sand
Haiku # 40598, March 23, 2008 2:05 am ET
by 2 lines to one
a river echoes
from beneath the grid - crying
to a full moon night
Haiku # 40597, March 22, 2008 4:04 pm ET
by Buona Pasqua
the lord stretches back
covering his ocean bed
with a grey blanket
Haiku # 40596, March 22, 2008 3:55 pm ET
by sorry, messed up
spring has sprung windy
in her mood swings, blowing air
that damn spring cleaning
Haiku # 40595, March 22, 2008 11:56 am ET
by black sheep
the lord stretches back
covering the ocean bed
with his grey blanket
Haiku # 40594, March 22, 2008 9:55 am ET
by elio
rain drops weave in wind
furrowed tracks across the glass,
like sperm to the womb
Haiku # 40593, March 22, 2008 9:30 am ET
by elio
a silent wind strokes
imaginary ripples
over blue water
Haiku # 40592, March 22, 2008 9:13 am ET
by elio
The snow falls graciously now
yesterday the rain poured
inside the cat is laughing
Haiku # 40591, March 22, 2008 6:43 am ET
by David Winther of Sweden
a spell triptic
interesting and new to me
sweet noise anyway
Haiku # 40589, March 22, 2008 12:56 am ET
by sleepy was a dwarf
since when has "chicken"
had the book definition:
a young male homo?????


Haiku # 40588, March 22, 2008 12:41 am ET
by Don t call me chicken
old woman on porch
diacritical powers
harmonies with wind
Haiku # 40587, March 22, 2008 12:24 am ET
by while the worms were rockin
as we put away
the soap box, I leave for you
good sake, drink
Haiku # 40586, March 21, 2008 11:22 pm ET
by Moxie (it says drink it)
ego is the judas
of the writer's world, take off
you need to let folks

be themselves, THEN
they will follow the idea
of 5-7-5 out of respect
not resentment

remember how the pharisees
followed the laws to the letter
according to the Gospels but
Jesus believed in a way less exacting which people's wills
were directed to that way

think of it that way and you
might have your haikus as you desire, God bless you
Haiku # 40585, March 21, 2008 11:21 pm ET
by black sabbath (sheep)
which was a private
joy for me once, limited
in scope but, ego
Haiku # 40584, March 21, 2008 11:19 pm ET
by black sabbath (sheep)
they all have their views
but take the fun out of the
work of writing, sigh
Haiku # 40583, March 21, 2008 11:18 pm ET
by black sabbath (sheep)
one tries to write lays
about vampires, and yet
another, old boston
Haiku # 40582, March 21, 2008 11:17 pm ET
by black sabbath (sheep)
a creative class
of writers is replete with
immature faulkners
Haiku # 40581, March 21, 2008 11:17 pm ET
by black sabbath (sheep)
the critique made me
literally feel like the
end of my life, so
Haiku # 40580, March 21, 2008 11:16 pm ET
by black sabbath (sheep)
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