Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Bite me, realy hard,
You know you want to do it,
Shut up, you are gay
Haiku # 40660 March 26, 2008 1:23 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
This is a haiku,
It is terribly bad, ow.
My foot really hurts.
Haiku # 40659 March 26, 2008 1:21 pm ET
by Ow. My foot Really Hurts of Who Cares
I want to kill you,
Silently in the darkness,
Slice and dice...death comes.
Haiku # 40658 March 26, 2008 11:56 am ET
by NETRUNNr of The Internet
If you were dead, what
Would you do for a living?
I would smoke your mom
Haiku # 40657 March 26, 2008 11:22 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Ouch, my foot, ow
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
My, foot, ow, ouch
Haiku # 40656 March 26, 2008 11:19 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
The world an oyster,
Go inside to find life,
Crush it to kill them.
Haiku # 40655 March 26, 2008 11:17 am ET
by NETRUNNr of The Internet
Pop, goes the weasel
You would to if you were gay
No, not realy
Haiku # 40654 March 26, 2008 11:17 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
You are ugly so,
Die,die,die,die,die,die,die,
LOL, shut up
Haiku # 40653 March 26, 2008 11:14 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
social lubricates
these boozy nights await chill
factors in july
Haiku # 40652 March 25, 2008 8:36 pm ET
by black sheep
last of melting snow
click in way tight then shred bra
big air oh my back
Haiku # 40651 March 25, 2008 8:02 pm ET
by Technokoi of Local Mountains
phat cool rad etc etc
i guess it's all in youth to
rebel with no cause
Haiku # 40650 March 25, 2008 1:59 pm ET
by black sheep
why bother to try
and explain human nature
it's proud, and just watch
Haiku # 40649 March 25, 2008 1:58 pm ET
by black sheep of life is a soap opera
it's hard to see old
tora tora tora films
we've turned japanese
Haiku # 40648 March 25, 2008 1:57 pm ET
by black sheep (no o)
Lemon Yellow sun
Fighting for its proper place
winter must give way
Haiku # 40647 March 25, 2008 6:36 am ET
by William Nippress of Bad Bad Haiku
One can only ask
Why post someone else's name?
Homage or insult?



Haiku # 40646 March 25, 2008 6:25 am ET
by William Nippress of Bizarre 40626 not mine
bad haiku turns worse
non-phat free verse makes lips purse
basho in reverse
Haiku # 40644 March 25, 2008 12:28 am ET
by ash
cook that word salad
my smart art smells like a fart
get my dressing down
Haiku # 40643 March 25, 2008 12:07 am ET
by ash
the young man abstaines
from putting his pen to page -
now your work is done
Haiku # 40632 March 24, 2008 12:17 pm ET
by elio
shackles of critique,
cut my wrist so deep - blood drips
on to white paper
Haiku # 40631 March 24, 2008 12:15 pm ET
by elio
everybody's moon
holds a candle over
the river dee, sophie waits
Haiku # 40623 March 24, 2008 7:04 am ET
by phil
hip hop outta here
what you might think is free verse
is rabbit droppings
Haiku # 40622 March 24, 2008 4:57 am ET
by ash
the more someone writes
"free verse" the more I want to write
haikus in protest
Haiku # 40621 March 23, 2008 9:31 pm ET
by black sheeo
the natural world
an inspiration to some
a bore to others
Haiku # 40615 March 23, 2008 8:15 pm ET
by sf
As we rush through life
The things that matter to
us
Takes time and sorrow

Haiku # 40614 March 23, 2008 5:54 pm ET
by William Nippress
no dirt, debris or
desolation, will ever change my station
Haiku # 40613 March 23, 2008 4:21 pm ET
by phil of wirral
the dotted kites hang
ripped and ravaged by the
breath of chasing men
Haiku # 40612 March 23, 2008 3:35 pm ET
by phil
solace sought
from some sort
of height
Haiku # 40611 March 23, 2008 10:03 am ET
by phil
the new day's sun
pours into
my pores
Haiku # 40609 March 23, 2008 10:02 am ET
by phil
a frothy roof
sea life
swims
Haiku # 40606 March 23, 2008 9:59 am ET
by phil
murder ballads
fill the room
empty cupboards watch
Haiku # 40603 March 23, 2008 9:55 am ET
by Phil
Cycles in my life
Recall periods of pain
Again and again

Haiku # 40602 March 23, 2008 8:19 am ET
by exhausted by life
Haiku's worth reading?
Came back and what do you know
Some really good ones!
Haiku # 40601 March 23, 2008 7:56 am ET
by William Nippress of At least I think they are good
harder than you think
a skill that comes with practice
like learning to drum
Haiku # 40600 March 23, 2008 6:48 am ET
by ash
I have counted it
it didn't score the right points
form I find is good
Haiku # 40599 March 23, 2008 2:07 am ET
by should be sea shells
crazy colored toes
amongst a pile of shells
they dance for the sand
Haiku # 40598 March 23, 2008 2:05 am ET
by 2 lines to one
a river echoes
from beneath the grid - crying
to a full moon night
Haiku # 40597 March 22, 2008 4:04 pm ET
by Buona Pasqua
the lord stretches back
covering his ocean bed
with a grey blanket
Haiku # 40596 March 22, 2008 3:55 pm ET
by sorry, messed up
spring has sprung windy
in her mood swings, blowing air
that damn spring cleaning
Haiku # 40595 March 22, 2008 11:56 am ET
by black sheep
the lord stretches back
covering the ocean bed
with his grey blanket
Haiku # 40594 March 22, 2008 9:55 am ET
by elio
rain drops weave in wind
furrowed tracks across the glass,
like sperm to the womb
Haiku # 40593 March 22, 2008 9:30 am ET
by elio
a silent wind strokes
imaginary ripples
over blue water
Haiku # 40592 March 22, 2008 9:13 am ET
by elio
The snow falls graciously now
yesterday the rain poured
inside the cat is laughing
Haiku # 40591 March 22, 2008 6:43 am ET
by David Winther of Sweden
a spell triptic
interesting and new to me
sweet noise anyway
Haiku # 40589 March 22, 2008 12:56 am ET
by sleepy was a dwarf
since when has "chicken"
had the book definition:
a young male homo?????


Haiku # 40588 March 22, 2008 12:41 am ET
by Don t call me chicken
old woman on porch
diacritical powers
harmonies with wind
Haiku # 40587 March 22, 2008 12:24 am ET
by while the worms were rockin
as we put away
the soap box, I leave for you
good sake, drink
Haiku # 40586 March 21, 2008 11:22 pm ET
by Moxie (it says drink it)
ego is the judas
of the writer's world, take off
you need to let folks

be themselves, THEN
they will follow the idea
of 5-7-5 out of respect
not resentment

remember how the pharisees
followed the laws to the letter
according to the Gospels but
Jesus believed in a way less exacting which people's wills
were directed to that way

think of it that way and you
might have your haikus as you desire, God bless you
Haiku # 40585 March 21, 2008 11:21 pm ET
by black sabbath (sheep)
which was a private
joy for me once, limited
in scope but, ego
Haiku # 40584 March 21, 2008 11:19 pm ET
by black sabbath (sheep)
they all have their views
but take the fun out of the
work of writing, sigh
Haiku # 40583 March 21, 2008 11:18 pm ET
by black sabbath (sheep)
one tries to write lays
about vampires, and yet
another, old boston
Haiku # 40582 March 21, 2008 11:17 pm ET
by black sabbath (sheep)