Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77462 Haiku later...

Once upon a time,
There was a goldfish, but it
smelled bad, so...THE END
Haiku # 40683, March 26, 2008 4:46 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland ... (this is one of the worst haikus that I have ever written ;)
011001000101010010101
0101010010100101001010
10010100110...binary
Haiku # 40679, March 26, 2008 4:41 pm ET
by Bob The Snob of The Internet
Yeah, who did that,
Don't say that you hate me
Cuz, I'm still here
Haiku # 40678, March 26, 2008 4:33 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Oh my god such crap
Ok who let these children in?
Boring little twats
Haiku # 40675, March 26, 2008 2:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
tied to a lead chain
ballon sinks to the sea bed
bobbibg forever
Haiku # 40674, March 26, 2008 2:07 pm ET
by writers block
Hey! That wasnt me!
yOU POO FACED WANNABE-E!
That's not cool man, no.
Haiku # 40670, March 26, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The INternet
A, E, I, O, U
Another letter, is 2
Wait, that's not so true!
Haiku # 40668, March 26, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
Yo, yo, yo, my name,
Is Joe, I peed in the snow,
And it turned yellow
Haiku # 40667, March 26, 2008 1:38 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
OH, YO , HO , I'M, A
PI, RATE, HO, YO, JO, HO, NO
SILLY BILLY, NO
Haiku # 40666, March 26, 2008 1:36 pm ET
by Bob of the woods
Fudge is realy good!
Fudge is queer, YES IT IS!
Fudge says: No I'm not!
Haiku # 40665, March 26, 2008 1:30 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Pudding, everywhere.
Do not drop it anytime,
Not a drop to spare.
Haiku # 40664, March 26, 2008 1:30 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
My little pony, smelly,
And boney,drives a zamboni,
All over Kimoney
Haiku # 40663, March 26, 2008 1:27 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
I am really cool.
I smell cheese on Thursdays.
Yes, this is so true
Haiku # 40662, March 26, 2008 1:25 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
Lubricate me now
I need lots of oil because,
I squeak like balogni
Haiku # 40661, March 26, 2008 1:25 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Bite me, realy hard,
You know you want to do it,
Shut up, you are gay
Haiku # 40660, March 26, 2008 1:23 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
This is a haiku,
It is terribly bad, ow.
My foot really hurts.
Haiku # 40659, March 26, 2008 1:21 pm ET
by Ow. My foot Really Hurts of Who Cares
I want to kill you,
Silently in the darkness,
Slice and dice...death comes.
Haiku # 40658, March 26, 2008 11:56 am ET
by NETRUNNr of The Internet
If you were dead, what
Would you do for a living?
I would smoke your mom
Haiku # 40657, March 26, 2008 11:22 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Ouch, my foot, ow
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
My, foot, ow, ouch
Haiku # 40656, March 26, 2008 11:19 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
The world an oyster,
Go inside to find life,
Crush it to kill them.
Haiku # 40655, March 26, 2008 11:17 am ET
by NETRUNNr of The Internet
Pop, goes the weasel
You would to if you were gay
No, not realy
Haiku # 40654, March 26, 2008 11:17 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
You are ugly so,
Die,die,die,die,die,die,die,
LOL, shut up
Haiku # 40653, March 26, 2008 11:14 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
social lubricates
these boozy nights await chill
factors in july
Haiku # 40652, March 25, 2008 8:36 pm ET
by black sheep
last of melting snow
click in way tight then shred bra
big air oh my back
Haiku # 40651, March 25, 2008 8:02 pm ET
by Technokoi of Local Mountains
phat cool rad etc etc
i guess it's all in youth to
rebel with no cause
Haiku # 40650, March 25, 2008 1:59 pm ET
by black sheep
why bother to try
and explain human nature
it's proud, and just watch
Haiku # 40649, March 25, 2008 1:58 pm ET
by black sheep of life is a soap opera
it's hard to see old
tora tora tora films
we've turned japanese
Haiku # 40648, March 25, 2008 1:57 pm ET
by black sheep (no o)
Lemon Yellow sun
Fighting for its proper place
winter must give way
Haiku # 40647, March 25, 2008 6:36 am ET
by William Nippress of Bad Bad Haiku
One can only ask
Why post someone else's name?
Homage or insult?



Haiku # 40646, March 25, 2008 6:25 am ET
by William Nippress of Bizarre 40626 not mine
bad haiku turns worse
non-phat free verse makes lips purse
basho in reverse
Haiku # 40644, March 25, 2008 12:28 am ET
by ash
cook that word salad
my smart art smells like a fart
get my dressing down
Haiku # 40643, March 25, 2008 12:07 am ET
by ash
the young man abstaines
from putting his pen to page -
now your work is done
Haiku # 40632, March 24, 2008 12:17 pm ET
by elio
shackles of critique,
cut my wrist so deep - blood drips
on to white paper
Haiku # 40631, March 24, 2008 12:15 pm ET
by elio
everybody's moon
holds a candle over
the river dee, sophie waits
Haiku # 40623, March 24, 2008 7:04 am ET
by phil
hip hop outta here
what you might think is free verse
is rabbit droppings
Haiku # 40622, March 24, 2008 4:57 am ET
by ash
the more someone writes
"free verse" the more I want to write
haikus in protest
Haiku # 40621, March 23, 2008 9:31 pm ET
by black sheeo
the natural world
an inspiration to some
a bore to others
Haiku # 40615, March 23, 2008 8:15 pm ET
by sf
As we rush through life
The things that matter to
us
Takes time and sorrow

Haiku # 40614, March 23, 2008 5:54 pm ET
by William Nippress
no dirt, debris or
desolation, will ever change my station
Haiku # 40613, March 23, 2008 4:21 pm ET
by phil of wirral
the dotted kites hang
ripped and ravaged by the
breath of chasing men
Haiku # 40612, March 23, 2008 3:35 pm ET
by phil
solace sought
from some sort
of height
Haiku # 40611, March 23, 2008 10:03 am ET
by phil
the new day's sun
pours into
my pores
Haiku # 40609, March 23, 2008 10:02 am ET
by phil
a frothy roof
sea life
swims
Haiku # 40606, March 23, 2008 9:59 am ET
by phil
murder ballads
fill the room
empty cupboards watch
Haiku # 40603, March 23, 2008 9:55 am ET
by Phil
Cycles in my life
Recall periods of pain
Again and again

Haiku # 40602, March 23, 2008 8:19 am ET
by exhausted by life
Haiku's worth reading?
Came back and what do you know
Some really good ones!
Haiku # 40601, March 23, 2008 7:56 am ET
by William Nippress of At least I think they are good
harder than you think
a skill that comes with practice
like learning to drum
Haiku # 40600, March 23, 2008 6:48 am ET
by ash
I have counted it
it didn't score the right points
form I find is good
Haiku # 40599, March 23, 2008 2:07 am ET
by should be sea shells
crazy colored toes
amongst a pile of shells
they dance for the sand
Haiku # 40598, March 23, 2008 2:05 am ET
by 2 lines to one
a river echoes
from beneath the grid - crying
to a full moon night
Haiku # 40597, March 22, 2008 4:04 pm ET
by Buona Pasqua
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