Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

bunny looks at me funny
i am going to kill it
fate cannot save you
Haiku # 40718, March 26, 2008 9:47 pm ET
by cooley of USA
the pettal shimmers
fire ablaze within it
actually love
Haiku # 40717, March 26, 2008 9:45 pm ET
by cooley of USA
one line at a time
i reveal my compassion.
you are a goddess
Haiku # 40716, March 26, 2008 9:38 pm ET
by cooley of USA
red light,flash and strobe
it is hard not to ignore
just like your beuty
Haiku # 40715, March 26, 2008 9:36 pm ET
by cooley of USA
a haiku to you
beuty like that of roses
LOVE undeniable
Haiku # 40714, March 26, 2008 9:35 pm ET
by cooley of USA
the pattern of life
put dow for being funny
this is bigoted
Haiku # 40713, March 26, 2008 9:31 pm ET
by cooley of USA
razor sharp haiku
so witty it could cut you
so wear a band-aid
Haiku # 40712, March 26, 2008 9:30 pm ET
by cooley of USA
this appropriate?
why should it be,i am free
to divulge in art.
Haiku # 40711, March 26, 2008 9:28 pm ET
by cooley of USA
blown into the wind
fire scattered as ashes in air
no fun for humans
Haiku # 40710, March 26, 2008 9:24 pm ET
by cooley of USA
S F that's so true
I can answer in haikus
It is pretty cool
Haiku # 40709, March 26, 2008 8:57 pm ET
by The REAL Bob the Snob of The Internet
myspace and facebook
new friends everday and yet
we are so alone
Haiku # 40708, March 26, 2008 8:35 pm ET
by sf
wait and hide in shoe
the scorpion attacks you
wow! you must feel stupid
Haiku # 40707, March 26, 2008 8:34 pm ET
by cooley of USA
upcoming genuis
rhymes undenyable
the haiku master
Haiku # 40706, March 26, 2008 8:16 pm ET
by cooley of USA
squint eyes really hard
u cant see the road ahead
typical asian
Haiku # 40705, March 26, 2008 8:13 pm ET
by cooley of USA
you cant stop me now
i r invincible now
suck it really hard
Haiku # 40704, March 26, 2008 8:11 pm ET
by cooley of USA
blue crashing down waves
surfer thrown into the deep
the shark wins this round
Haiku # 40703, March 26, 2008 8:05 pm ET
by cooley of USA
douse the raging fire
release your yellow fluids
you do no need water
Haiku # 40702, March 26, 2008 8:03 pm ET
by cooley of USA
c4t w4nts ch33s3burg3r
h3 15 4 gr33dy f4t c4t
h3 d035 n0t g3t 1t
Haiku # 40701, March 26, 2008 8:01 pm ET
by cooley of USA
why did he roll it
you cannot read it like that
thwap! the flys dead
-fly
Haiku # 40700, March 26, 2008 7:58 pm ET
by cooley of USA
fly and take a shit
being a pidgeon is fun
aim for the students
Haiku # 40699, March 26, 2008 7:56 pm ET
by cooley of USA
the dog sprays yellow deficating the green grass
now relieved he leaves
Haiku # 40698, March 26, 2008 7:53 pm ET
by cooley of USA
Emomalimo,
stop sending Haiku's not from
me, saying they are.
Haiku # 40697, March 26, 2008 7:09 pm ET
by The REAL Bob the Snob of The Internet
This is a bad Haiku.
But there is 5 syllables,
7 and then 5.
Haiku # 40696, March 26, 2008 7:05 pm ET
by The REAL (Last one was not me) Bob the Snob of The Internet
a secret kiss
in the shadow
of a lighthouse
Haiku # 40684, March 26, 2008 4:46 pm ET
by phil
Once upon a time,
There was a goldfish, but it
smelled bad, so...THE END
Haiku # 40683, March 26, 2008 4:46 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland ... (this is one of the worst haikus that I have ever written ;)
011001000101010010101
0101010010100101001010
10010100110...binary
Haiku # 40679, March 26, 2008 4:41 pm ET
by Bob The Snob of The Internet
Yeah, who did that,
Don't say that you hate me
Cuz, I'm still here
Haiku # 40678, March 26, 2008 4:33 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Oh my god such crap
Ok who let these children in?
Boring little twats
Haiku # 40675, March 26, 2008 2:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
tied to a lead chain
ballon sinks to the sea bed
bobbibg forever
Haiku # 40674, March 26, 2008 2:07 pm ET
by writers block
Hey! That wasnt me!
yOU POO FACED WANNABE-E!
That's not cool man, no.
Haiku # 40670, March 26, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The INternet
A, E, I, O, U
Another letter, is 2
Wait, that's not so true!
Haiku # 40668, March 26, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
Yo, yo, yo, my name,
Is Joe, I peed in the snow,
And it turned yellow
Haiku # 40667, March 26, 2008 1:38 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
OH, YO , HO , I'M, A
PI, RATE, HO, YO, JO, HO, NO
SILLY BILLY, NO
Haiku # 40666, March 26, 2008 1:36 pm ET
by Bob of the woods
Fudge is realy good!
Fudge is queer, YES IT IS!
Fudge says: No I'm not!
Haiku # 40665, March 26, 2008 1:30 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Pudding, everywhere.
Do not drop it anytime,
Not a drop to spare.
Haiku # 40664, March 26, 2008 1:30 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
My little pony, smelly,
And boney,drives a zamboni,
All over Kimoney
Haiku # 40663, March 26, 2008 1:27 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
I am really cool.
I smell cheese on Thursdays.
Yes, this is so true
Haiku # 40662, March 26, 2008 1:25 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
Lubricate me now
I need lots of oil because,
I squeak like balogni
Haiku # 40661, March 26, 2008 1:25 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Bite me, realy hard,
You know you want to do it,
Shut up, you are gay
Haiku # 40660, March 26, 2008 1:23 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
This is a haiku,
It is terribly bad, ow.
My foot really hurts.
Haiku # 40659, March 26, 2008 1:21 pm ET
by Ow. My foot Really Hurts of Who Cares
I want to kill you,
Silently in the darkness,
Slice and dice...death comes.
Haiku # 40658, March 26, 2008 11:56 am ET
by NETRUNNr of The Internet
If you were dead, what
Would you do for a living?
I would smoke your mom
Haiku # 40657, March 26, 2008 11:22 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Ouch, my foot, ow
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
My, foot, ow, ouch
Haiku # 40656, March 26, 2008 11:19 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
The world an oyster,
Go inside to find life,
Crush it to kill them.
Haiku # 40655, March 26, 2008 11:17 am ET
by NETRUNNr of The Internet
Pop, goes the weasel
You would to if you were gay
No, not realy
Haiku # 40654, March 26, 2008 11:17 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
You are ugly so,
Die,die,die,die,die,die,die,
LOL, shut up
Haiku # 40653, March 26, 2008 11:14 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
social lubricates
these boozy nights await chill
factors in july
Haiku # 40652, March 25, 2008 8:36 pm ET
by black sheep
last of melting snow
click in way tight then shred bra
big air oh my back
Haiku # 40651, March 25, 2008 8:02 pm ET
by Technokoi of Local Mountains
phat cool rad etc etc
i guess it's all in youth to
rebel with no cause
Haiku # 40650, March 25, 2008 1:59 pm ET
by black sheep
why bother to try
and explain human nature
it's proud, and just watch
Haiku # 40649, March 25, 2008 1:58 pm ET
by black sheep of life is a soap opera
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