Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78009 Haiku later...
stream of conciousness
not bill faulkner's invention
he just stroked the most
Haiku # 40721 March 27, 2008 12:34 am ET
by Lush
cooley it's not cool
to write too many posts here
stop writing too much
Haiku # 40720 March 26, 2008 10:04 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
detramentally
early life crisis ahead
depression follows
Haiku # 40719 March 26, 2008 9:54 pm ET
by cooley of USA
bunny looks at me funny
i am going to kill it
fate cannot save you
Haiku # 40718 March 26, 2008 9:47 pm ET
by cooley of USA
the pettal shimmers
fire ablaze within it
actually love
Haiku # 40717 March 26, 2008 9:45 pm ET
by cooley of USA
one line at a time
i reveal my compassion.
you are a goddess
Haiku # 40716 March 26, 2008 9:38 pm ET
by cooley of USA
red light,flash and strobe
it is hard not to ignore
just like your beuty
Haiku # 40715 March 26, 2008 9:36 pm ET
by cooley of USA
a haiku to you
beuty like that of roses
LOVE undeniable
Haiku # 40714 March 26, 2008 9:35 pm ET
by cooley of USA
the pattern of life
put dow for being funny
this is bigoted
Haiku # 40713 March 26, 2008 9:31 pm ET
by cooley of USA
razor sharp haiku
so witty it could cut you
so wear a band-aid
Haiku # 40712 March 26, 2008 9:30 pm ET
by cooley of USA
this appropriate?
why should it be,i am free
to divulge in art.
Haiku # 40711 March 26, 2008 9:28 pm ET
by cooley of USA
blown into the wind
fire scattered as ashes in air
no fun for humans
Haiku # 40710 March 26, 2008 9:24 pm ET
by cooley of USA
S F that's so true
I can answer in haikus
It is pretty cool
Haiku # 40709 March 26, 2008 8:57 pm ET
by The REAL Bob the Snob of The Internet
myspace and facebook
new friends everday and yet
we are so alone
Haiku # 40708 March 26, 2008 8:35 pm ET
by sf
wait and hide in shoe
the scorpion attacks you
wow! you must feel stupid
Haiku # 40707 March 26, 2008 8:34 pm ET
by cooley of USA
upcoming genuis
rhymes undenyable
the haiku master
Haiku # 40706 March 26, 2008 8:16 pm ET
by cooley of USA
squint eyes really hard
u cant see the road ahead
typical asian
Haiku # 40705 March 26, 2008 8:13 pm ET
by cooley of USA
you cant stop me now
i r invincible now
suck it really hard
Haiku # 40704 March 26, 2008 8:11 pm ET
by cooley of USA
blue crashing down waves
surfer thrown into the deep
the shark wins this round
Haiku # 40703 March 26, 2008 8:05 pm ET
by cooley of USA
douse the raging fire
release your yellow fluids
you do no need water
Haiku # 40702 March 26, 2008 8:03 pm ET
by cooley of USA
c4t w4nts ch33s3burg3r
h3 15 4 gr33dy f4t c4t
h3 d035 n0t g3t 1t
Haiku # 40701 March 26, 2008 8:01 pm ET
by cooley of USA
why did he roll it
you cannot read it like that
thwap! the flys dead
-fly
Haiku # 40700 March 26, 2008 7:58 pm ET
by cooley of USA
fly and take a shit
being a pidgeon is fun
aim for the students
Haiku # 40699 March 26, 2008 7:56 pm ET
by cooley of USA
the dog sprays yellow deficating the green grass
now relieved he leaves
Haiku # 40698 March 26, 2008 7:53 pm ET
by cooley of USA
Emomalimo,
stop sending Haiku's not from
me, saying they are.
Haiku # 40697 March 26, 2008 7:09 pm ET
by The REAL Bob the Snob of The Internet
This is a bad Haiku.
But there is 5 syllables,
7 and then 5.
Haiku # 40696 March 26, 2008 7:05 pm ET
by The REAL (Last one was not me) Bob the Snob of The Internet
a secret kiss
in the shadow
of a lighthouse
Haiku # 40684 March 26, 2008 4:46 pm ET
by phil
Once upon a time,
There was a goldfish, but it
smelled bad, so...THE END
Haiku # 40683 March 26, 2008 4:46 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland ... (this is one of the worst haikus that I have ever written ;)
011001000101010010101
0101010010100101001010
10010100110...binary
Haiku # 40679 March 26, 2008 4:41 pm ET
by Bob The Snob of The Internet
Yeah, who did that,
Don't say that you hate me
Cuz, I'm still here
Haiku # 40678 March 26, 2008 4:33 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Oh my god such crap
Ok who let these children in?
Boring little twats
Haiku # 40675 March 26, 2008 2:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
tied to a lead chain
ballon sinks to the sea bed
bobbibg forever
Haiku # 40674 March 26, 2008 2:07 pm ET
by writers block
Hey! That wasnt me!
yOU POO FACED WANNABE-E!
That's not cool man, no.
Haiku # 40670 March 26, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The INternet
A, E, I, O, U
Another letter, is 2
Wait, that's not so true!
Haiku # 40668 March 26, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
Yo, yo, yo, my name,
Is Joe, I peed in the snow,
And it turned yellow
Haiku # 40667 March 26, 2008 1:38 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
OH, YO , HO , I'M, A
PI, RATE, HO, YO, JO, HO, NO
SILLY BILLY, NO
Haiku # 40666 March 26, 2008 1:36 pm ET
by Bob of the woods
Fudge is realy good!
Fudge is queer, YES IT IS!
Fudge says: No I'm not!
Haiku # 40665 March 26, 2008 1:30 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Pudding, everywhere.
Do not drop it anytime,
Not a drop to spare.
Haiku # 40664 March 26, 2008 1:30 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
My little pony, smelly,
And boney,drives a zamboni,
All over Kimoney
Haiku # 40663 March 26, 2008 1:27 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
I am really cool.
I smell cheese on Thursdays.
Yes, this is so true
Haiku # 40662 March 26, 2008 1:25 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
Lubricate me now
I need lots of oil because,
I squeak like balogni
Haiku # 40661 March 26, 2008 1:25 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Bite me, realy hard,
You know you want to do it,
Shut up, you are gay
Haiku # 40660 March 26, 2008 1:23 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
This is a haiku,
It is terribly bad, ow.
My foot really hurts.
Haiku # 40659 March 26, 2008 1:21 pm ET
by Ow. My foot Really Hurts of Who Cares
I want to kill you,
Silently in the darkness,
Slice and dice...death comes.
Haiku # 40658 March 26, 2008 11:56 am ET
by NETRUNNr of The Internet
If you were dead, what
Would you do for a living?
I would smoke your mom
Haiku # 40657 March 26, 2008 11:22 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Ouch, my foot, ow
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
My, foot, ow, ouch
Haiku # 40656 March 26, 2008 11:19 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
The world an oyster,
Go inside to find life,
Crush it to kill them.
Haiku # 40655 March 26, 2008 11:17 am ET
by NETRUNNr of The Internet
Pop, goes the weasel
You would to if you were gay
No, not realy
Haiku # 40654 March 26, 2008 11:17 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
You are ugly so,
Die,die,die,die,die,die,die,
LOL, shut up
Haiku # 40653 March 26, 2008 11:14 am ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
social lubricates
these boozy nights await chill
factors in july
Haiku # 40652 March 25, 2008 8:36 pm ET
by black sheep
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