Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

network down ghosttown
Alas I can still get work done
last one out kill lights
Haiku # 40379, March 12, 2008 3:04 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
sorrows wind,
dancing rag,
on shattered glass

howlin child,
abandoned car
petrol smash








Haiku # 40378, March 12, 2008 12:57 pm ET
by elio of London
hollow house,
boarded window,
dancing curtain
Haiku # 40377, March 12, 2008 12:36 pm ET
by elio of London
quiet river,
cat in a bag,
escaping bubbles
Haiku # 40376, March 12, 2008 12:27 pm ET
by elio of London
telescopic light,
under passage
silhouette
Haiku # 40375, March 12, 2008 12:25 pm ET
by ELIO of London
quiet river,
bubbles escape,
cat in a bag,
Haiku # 40374, March 12, 2008 12:17 pm ET
by elio of London
Love is a gamble
A pain, uncertainty
A mood not conveyed

A word out of place
Just a look not understood
Doubt of intention

You have to give love
Heart pounding emotions
Without fear of hurt

To never have loved
Is to never have lived life
You always get hurt

Haiku # 40373, March 12, 2008 5:31 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Anger consumes me
Eats my soul like a cancer
Self inflicted hell
Haiku # 40372, March 11, 2008 5:34 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
why such followthrugh
ruinous expectation
with promise now kept
Haiku # 40371, March 11, 2008 1:48 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
drugs in the water
anti d's, sex hormones, more
but, is that soooo bad?
Haiku # 40370, March 11, 2008 12:54 am ET
by nice cocktail
Oh Oishii Ramen
Oh Oishii Oishii Ramen
Ramen Ra Ra Ra
Haiku # 40369, March 10, 2008 5:59 pm ET
by Ryo Brewer Street
all i think about
are fish babies and
cuddles til the end.
Haiku # 40368, March 10, 2008 12:50 pm ET
by shelley of uk
melting snow today
educating young yeda
sorry, late haiku
Haiku # 40366, March 10, 2008 12:33 pm ET
by Mr. Fish
I came I read it
It still has not improved much
So I go away
Haiku # 40365, March 10, 2008 7:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Not following form
Will result in deletion
The nonsensical
Haiku # 40360, March 9, 2008 12:47 pm ET
by Janis
reserve your free verse
for those with poetry stamps
and grand appetites
Haiku # 40359, March 9, 2008 1:28 am ET
by Lush
May wish 2 study
rhyme, meter and scansion
wait, haiku has none
Haiku # 40358, March 9, 2008 1:26 am ET
by Lush
Must've slipped a disc
As you've jockeyed no steed, heed
An empty vessel
Haiku # 40357, March 9, 2008 1:24 am ET
by Lush
Poetless Chalice
Some Jack Tripper allusions
Are you even black?
Haiku # 40356, March 9, 2008 1:22 am ET
by Lush
paucity of though
some random crap graffiti
very little else
Haiku # 40355, March 9, 2008 12:14 am ET
by ash
When it snows in the sea.
Do the dolphins get to wear
dope looking hats? Is they
watah-proofded? Fungus
resin meatball juice. Sam
stole my shorts to make
soup. Where is the bongo
music coming from? Is it
in my right ear or do lions
roar on corkboard skewers?
Haiku # 40354, March 8, 2008 10:36 pm ET
by D.J. Chalice
All this talk as the chicken
say "bawk" on the clock.
Hey Reebis, where do the
snakes wail when the
shit-o claps? I go to
extremes for human-non
beings. In trouble with
the law for eating out of
a garbage warlock. Nixon
was a curse.
Haiku # 40352, March 8, 2008 10:27 pm ET
by D.J. Chalice
I had a great dream
about having a nightmare
but I forget it
Haiku # 40351, March 8, 2008 7:22 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Miracles of snow
pas un pays, c'est l'hiver
Very long driveway
Haiku # 40350, March 8, 2008 7:12 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Right up to my neck
Yarp that's how high it all is
Piles in the driveway
Haiku # 40349, March 7, 2008 9:46 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Oh my snow blower
Bringing such joy to my life
Quite a harsh winter
Haiku # 40348, March 7, 2008 9:45 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Candle, candle on the
cheese face frog ass. Where
is windy the poo and his
band of idjit milkmen from
Hollis, Queens? Clam sauce
and puddin' juice. Rover
the Mad race-beetle
garnished my wages.
Haiku # 40347, March 6, 2008 10:02 pm ET
by D.J. Chalice
Grandma Jibba Jabba.
Clowns bleeding techni
cells from outboard motor
pop-pickles. Clayball was
an immigrant. Trash bags
and nylon mesh wings
on plastic butterfly
milknuts.
Haiku # 40346, March 6, 2008 9:58 pm ET
by D.J. Chalice
Tuna fish. Where is she?
Robbery and street crimes
glowing like meat and
madness while a
bowl of powerful ninja's
spike my drink on
Wednesday. Powerful
enema, enemy, Benjamin,
Skullfuckery sticks.
Haiku # 40345, March 6, 2008 9:54 pm ET
by D.J. Chalice
Bull-shit....muthafucka.
People and dogs. Bring me
down/rhymes with clown.
Where is boney maroney?
Who dat what give me
grief and nonsense? Call
the pimp squad out of
extinction. Ex Stink Shun.
Shamus was a wallabee.
Haiku # 40344, March 6, 2008 9:49 pm ET
by D.J. Chalice
today I did see
fluffy whites a blues pretty
forever the love
Haiku # 40341, March 4, 2008 11:58 pm ET
by CONGRATULATIONSU2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XOXOXOXOXOXOX
Now I want A HAT
Propellerhead style is good
SUMO Robot stat
Haiku # 40340, March 3, 2008 10:14 pm ET
by Robin Len of Earth
Oishii Oishii Food
But a little over-priced
When in London town
Haiku # 40339, March 3, 2008 6:21 pm ET
by Japan Food Blog
fuk fuk fuk fuk
ur mum hardcore dikhaed
Haiku # 40338, March 3, 2008 12:59 am ET
by fio of vic
fuk fuk fuk fuk
ur mum in the ass bad
oo yes good times
Haiku # 40337, March 3, 2008 12:57 am ET
by antoneo of Quensland
Bikesters on parade
sunflower sized sunglasses
Portlandia blooms
Haiku # 40336, March 2, 2008 8:22 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
what side shall show you
to see sly smile and bright eyes
know my sword is yours
Haiku # 40335, February 29, 2008 5:43 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
imagination
completely captured held fast
moment lost too soon
Haiku # 40334, February 29, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Oh such borring tripe
Skipped through most not bothering
I'll leave it awhile
Haiku # 40333, February 28, 2008 7:09 pm ET
by William Nippress
eyes spin in my head
too much rum and chocolate
and, thus, life is good!
Haiku # 40332, February 28, 2008 4:50 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
your mom is a ho
i fuck her hard in your bed
she sucks dick real good
Haiku # 40331, February 28, 2008 3:47 pm ET
by da cereal killerz of your moms house
yahh im bored so i went on here
ur mama is gettin aggravatin now
i used her up
Haiku # 40330, February 28, 2008 3:46 pm ET
by ur mamas driveway
your haiku suck dick
i think you should get a job
i like chocolate milk
Haiku # 40329, February 28, 2008 3:44 pm ET
by da cereal killerz of your moms house
tangled mess of limbs
next novelty position
kiss me snuggle slut
Haiku # 40328, February 26, 2008 6:42 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
several haikus
later, after years of words
only some are bad
Haiku # 40327, February 25, 2008 8:36 pm ET
by black sheep gentian root
girl with miniskirt
don't frown at my advances!
give me some lovin'
Haiku # 40326, February 25, 2008 4:48 pm ET
by func of Stockholm, Sweden
figurative couch
my demons flip through TV
my soul reads nice book
Haiku # 40325, February 22, 2008 3:22 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
well my mind's a blank
i can't think of things to say
as this haiku shows
Haiku # 40324, February 19, 2008 1:25 am ET
by ash
Pintando en verano
Luz y calor en el pincel
Busco paisaje
Haiku # 40323, February 18, 2008 4:35 pm ET
by Elceb of La Torre
my frigid digits
wintering in indigo
gangrenous sev'rance
Haiku # 40322, February 17, 2008 11:32 pm ET
by Lush
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