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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
why such followthrugh
ruinous expectation
with promise now kept
Haiku # 40371 March 11, 2008 1:48 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
drugs in the water
anti d's, sex hormones, more
but, is that soooo bad?
Haiku # 40370 March 11, 2008 12:54 am ET
by nice cocktail
Oh Oishii Ramen
Oh Oishii Oishii Ramen
Ramen Ra Ra Ra
Haiku # 40369 March 10, 2008 5:59 pm ET
by Ryo Brewer Street
all i think about
are fish babies and
cuddles til the end.
Haiku # 40368 March 10, 2008 12:50 pm ET
by shelley of uk
melting snow today
educating young yeda
sorry, late haiku
Haiku # 40366 March 10, 2008 12:33 pm ET
by Mr. Fish
I came I read it
It still has not improved much
So I go away
Haiku # 40365 March 10, 2008 7:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Not following form
Will result in deletion
The nonsensical
Haiku # 40360 March 9, 2008 12:47 pm ET
by Janis
reserve your free verse
for those with poetry stamps
and grand appetites
Haiku # 40359 March 9, 2008 1:28 am ET
by Lush
May wish 2 study
rhyme, meter and scansion
wait, haiku has none
Haiku # 40358 March 9, 2008 1:26 am ET
by Lush
Must've slipped a disc
As you've jockeyed no steed, heed
An empty vessel
Haiku # 40357 March 9, 2008 1:24 am ET
by Lush
Poetless Chalice
Some Jack Tripper allusions
Are you even black?
Haiku # 40356 March 9, 2008 1:22 am ET
by Lush
paucity of though
some random crap graffiti
very little else
Haiku # 40355 March 9, 2008 12:14 am ET
by ash
When it snows in the sea.
Do the dolphins get to wear
dope looking hats? Is they
watah-proofded? Fungus
resin meatball juice. Sam
stole my shorts to make
soup. Where is the bongo
music coming from? Is it
in my right ear or do lions
roar on corkboard skewers?
Haiku # 40354 March 8, 2008 10:36 pm ET
by D.J. Chalice
All this talk as the chicken
say "bawk" on the clock.
Hey Reebis, where do the
snakes wail when the
shit-o claps? I go to
extremes for human-non
beings. In trouble with
the law for eating out of
a garbage warlock. Nixon
was a curse.
Haiku # 40352 March 8, 2008 10:27 pm ET
by D.J. Chalice
I had a great dream
about having a nightmare
but I forget it
Haiku # 40351 March 8, 2008 7:22 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Miracles of snow
pas un pays, c'est l'hiver
Very long driveway
Haiku # 40350 March 8, 2008 7:12 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Right up to my neck
Yarp that's how high it all is
Piles in the driveway
Haiku # 40349 March 7, 2008 9:46 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Oh my snow blower
Bringing such joy to my life
Quite a harsh winter
Haiku # 40348 March 7, 2008 9:45 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Candle, candle on the
cheese face frog ass. Where
is windy the poo and his
band of idjit milkmen from
Hollis, Queens? Clam sauce
and puddin' juice. Rover
the Mad race-beetle
garnished my wages.
Haiku # 40347 March 6, 2008 10:02 pm ET
by D.J. Chalice
Grandma Jibba Jabba.
Clowns bleeding techni
cells from outboard motor
pop-pickles. Clayball was
an immigrant. Trash bags
and nylon mesh wings
on plastic butterfly
milknuts.
Haiku # 40346 March 6, 2008 9:58 pm ET
by D.J. Chalice
Tuna fish. Where is she?
Robbery and street crimes
glowing like meat and
madness while a
bowl of powerful ninja's
spike my drink on
Wednesday. Powerful
enema, enemy, Benjamin,
Skullfuckery sticks.
Haiku # 40345 March 6, 2008 9:54 pm ET
by D.J. Chalice
Bull-shit....muthafucka.
People and dogs. Bring me
down/rhymes with clown.
Where is boney maroney?
Who dat what give me
grief and nonsense? Call
the pimp squad out of
extinction. Ex Stink Shun.
Shamus was a wallabee.
Haiku # 40344 March 6, 2008 9:49 pm ET
by D.J. Chalice
today I did see
fluffy whites a blues pretty
forever the love
Haiku # 40341 March 4, 2008 11:58 pm ET
by CONGRATULATIONSU2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XOXOXOXOXOXOX
Now I want A HAT
Propellerhead style is good
SUMO Robot stat
Haiku # 40340 March 3, 2008 10:14 pm ET
by Robin Len of Earth
Oishii Oishii Food
But a little over-priced
When in London town
Haiku # 40339 March 3, 2008 6:21 pm ET
by Japan Food Blog
fuk fuk fuk fuk
ur mum hardcore dikhaed
Haiku # 40338 March 3, 2008 12:59 am ET
by fio of vic
fuk fuk fuk fuk
ur mum in the ass bad
oo yes good times
Haiku # 40337 March 3, 2008 12:57 am ET
by antoneo of Quensland
Bikesters on parade
sunflower sized sunglasses
Portlandia blooms
Haiku # 40336 March 2, 2008 8:22 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
what side shall show you
to see sly smile and bright eyes
know my sword is yours
Haiku # 40335 February 29, 2008 5:43 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
imagination
completely captured held fast
moment lost too soon
Haiku # 40334 February 29, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Oh such borring tripe
Skipped through most not bothering
I'll leave it awhile
Haiku # 40333 February 28, 2008 7:09 pm ET
by William Nippress
eyes spin in my head
too much rum and chocolate
and, thus, life is good!
Haiku # 40332 February 28, 2008 4:50 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
your mom is a ho
i fuck her hard in your bed
she sucks dick real good
Haiku # 40331 February 28, 2008 3:47 pm ET
by da cereal killerz of your moms house
yahh im bored so i went on here
ur mama is gettin aggravatin now
i used her up
Haiku # 40330 February 28, 2008 3:46 pm ET
by ur mamas driveway
your haiku suck dick
i think you should get a job
i like chocolate milk
Haiku # 40329 February 28, 2008 3:44 pm ET
by da cereal killerz of your moms house
tangled mess of limbs
next novelty position
kiss me snuggle slut
Haiku # 40328 February 26, 2008 6:42 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
several haikus
later, after years of words
only some are bad
Haiku # 40327 February 25, 2008 8:36 pm ET
by black sheep gentian root
girl with miniskirt
don't frown at my advances!
give me some lovin'
Haiku # 40326 February 25, 2008 4:48 pm ET
by func of Stockholm, Sweden
figurative couch
my demons flip through TV
my soul reads nice book
Haiku # 40325 February 22, 2008 3:22 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
well my mind's a blank
i can't think of things to say
as this haiku shows
Haiku # 40324 February 19, 2008 1:25 am ET
by ash
Pintando en verano
Luz y calor en el pincel
Busco paisaje
Haiku # 40323 February 18, 2008 4:35 pm ET
by Elceb of La Torre
my frigid digits
wintering in indigo
gangrenous sev'rance
Haiku # 40322 February 17, 2008 11:32 pm ET
by Lush
astride a mount
lumbering toward apex
springs forth forest fire
Haiku # 40321 February 17, 2008 11:29 pm ET
by Lush
reflex, genuflect
beneath pedal an insect
squashed head, thorax
Haiku # 40320 February 17, 2008 11:26 pm ET
by Lush
worldwide domicile
allegiance up my anus
uber alien
Haiku # 40319 February 17, 2008 11:25 pm ET
by Lush
absent some critique
poesy rapes horizon
her eyes on... mine shaft
Haiku # 40318 February 17, 2008 11:23 pm ET
by Lush
with poseurs galore
and deja vu persistent
tabula rasa
Haiku # 40317 February 17, 2008 11:22 pm ET
by Lush
"Whereof one can't speak, thereof one must be silent"
Wittgenstein so rules!
Haiku # 40316 February 16, 2008 7:23 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
martini night lush
sweet sound of shaker echoes
tiki bar open
Haiku # 40311 February 15, 2008 6:50 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
many prying eyes
considering self censor
when life now points here
Haiku # 40310 February 15, 2008 6:46 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach