Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #40354
When it snows in the sea.
Do the dolphins get to wear
dope looking hats? Is they
watah-proofded? Fungus
resin meatball juice. Sam
stole my shorts to make
soup. Where is the bongo
music coming from? Is it
in my right ear or do lions
roar on corkboard skewers?
Haiku #40354
Posted: March 8, 2008 10:36 pm ET
Poet & location: D.J. Chalice