Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #40347
Candle, candle on the
cheese face frog ass. Where
is windy the poo and his
band of idjit milkmen from
Hollis, Queens? Clam sauce
and puddin' juice. Rover
the Mad race-beetle
garnished my wages.
Haiku #40347
Posted: March 6, 2008 10:02 pm ET
Poet & location: D.J. Chalice