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Poetless Chalice
Some Jack Tripper allusions
Are you even black?
Haiku # 40356, March 9, 2008 1:22 am ET
by Lush
paucity of though
some random crap graffiti
very little else
Haiku # 40355, March 9, 2008 12:14 am ET
by ash
When it snows in the sea.
Do the dolphins get to wear
dope looking hats? Is they
watah-proofded? Fungus
resin meatball juice. Sam
stole my shorts to make
soup. Where is the bongo
music coming from? Is it
in my right ear or do lions
roar on corkboard skewers?
Haiku # 40354, March 8, 2008 10:36 pm ET
by D.J. Chalice
All this talk as the chicken
say "bawk" on the clock.
Hey Reebis, where do the
snakes wail when the
shit-o claps? I go to
extremes for human-non
beings. In trouble with
the law for eating out of
a garbage warlock. Nixon
was a curse.
Haiku # 40352, March 8, 2008 10:27 pm ET
by D.J. Chalice
I had a great dream
about having a nightmare
but I forget it
Haiku # 40351, March 8, 2008 7:22 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Miracles of snow
pas un pays, c'est l'hiver
Very long driveway
Haiku # 40350, March 8, 2008 7:12 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Right up to my neck
Yarp that's how high it all is
Piles in the driveway
Haiku # 40349, March 7, 2008 9:46 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Oh my snow blower
Bringing such joy to my life
Quite a harsh winter
Haiku # 40348, March 7, 2008 9:45 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Candle, candle on the
cheese face frog ass. Where
is windy the poo and his
band of idjit milkmen from
Hollis, Queens? Clam sauce
and puddin' juice. Rover
the Mad race-beetle
garnished my wages.
Haiku # 40347, March 6, 2008 10:02 pm ET
by D.J. Chalice
Grandma Jibba Jabba.
Clowns bleeding techni
cells from outboard motor
pop-pickles. Clayball was
an immigrant. Trash bags
and nylon mesh wings
on plastic butterfly
milknuts.
Haiku # 40346, March 6, 2008 9:58 pm ET
by D.J. Chalice
Tuna fish. Where is she?
Robbery and street crimes
glowing like meat and
madness while a
bowl of powerful ninja's
spike my drink on
Wednesday. Powerful
enema, enemy, Benjamin,
Skullfuckery sticks.
Haiku # 40345, March 6, 2008 9:54 pm ET
by D.J. Chalice
Bull-shit....muthafucka.
People and dogs. Bring me
down/rhymes with clown.
Where is boney maroney?
Who dat what give me
grief and nonsense? Call
the pimp squad out of
extinction. Ex Stink Shun.
Shamus was a wallabee.
Haiku # 40344, March 6, 2008 9:49 pm ET
by D.J. Chalice
today I did see
fluffy whites a blues pretty
forever the love
Haiku # 40341, March 4, 2008 11:58 pm ET
by CONGRATULATIONSU2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XOXOXOXOXOXOX
Now I want A HAT
Propellerhead style is good
SUMO Robot stat
Haiku # 40340, March 3, 2008 10:14 pm ET
by Robin Len of Earth
Oishii Oishii Food
But a little over-priced
When in London town
Haiku # 40339, March 3, 2008 6:21 pm ET
by Japan Food Blog
fuk fuk fuk fuk
ur mum hardcore dikhaed
Haiku # 40338, March 3, 2008 12:59 am ET
by fio of vic
fuk fuk fuk fuk
ur mum in the ass bad
oo yes good times
Haiku # 40337, March 3, 2008 12:57 am ET
by antoneo of Quensland
Bikesters on parade
sunflower sized sunglasses
Portlandia blooms
Haiku # 40336, March 2, 2008 8:22 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
what side shall show you
to see sly smile and bright eyes
know my sword is yours
Haiku # 40335, February 29, 2008 5:43 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
imagination
completely captured held fast
moment lost too soon
Haiku # 40334, February 29, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Oh such borring tripe
Skipped through most not bothering
I'll leave it awhile
Haiku # 40333, February 28, 2008 7:09 pm ET
by William Nippress
eyes spin in my head
too much rum and chocolate
and, thus, life is good!
Haiku # 40332, February 28, 2008 4:50 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
your mom is a ho
i fuck her hard in your bed
she sucks dick real good
Haiku # 40331, February 28, 2008 3:47 pm ET
by da cereal killerz of your moms house
yahh im bored so i went on here
ur mama is gettin aggravatin now
i used her up
Haiku # 40330, February 28, 2008 3:46 pm ET
by ur mamas driveway
your haiku suck dick
i think you should get a job
i like chocolate milk
Haiku # 40329, February 28, 2008 3:44 pm ET
by da cereal killerz of your moms house
tangled mess of limbs
next novelty position
kiss me snuggle slut
Haiku # 40328, February 26, 2008 6:42 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
several haikus
later, after years of words
only some are bad
Haiku # 40327, February 25, 2008 8:36 pm ET
by black sheep gentian root
girl with miniskirt
don't frown at my advances!
give me some lovin'
Haiku # 40326, February 25, 2008 4:48 pm ET
by func of Stockholm, Sweden
figurative couch
my demons flip through TV
my soul reads nice book
Haiku # 40325, February 22, 2008 3:22 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
well my mind's a blank
i can't think of things to say
as this haiku shows
Haiku # 40324, February 19, 2008 1:25 am ET
by ash
Pintando en verano
Luz y calor en el pincel
Busco paisaje
Haiku # 40323, February 18, 2008 4:35 pm ET
by Elceb of La Torre
my frigid digits
wintering in indigo
gangrenous sev'rance
Haiku # 40322, February 17, 2008 11:32 pm ET
by Lush
astride a mount
lumbering toward apex
springs forth forest fire
Haiku # 40321, February 17, 2008 11:29 pm ET
by Lush
reflex, genuflect
beneath pedal an insect
squashed head, thorax
Haiku # 40320, February 17, 2008 11:26 pm ET
by Lush
worldwide domicile
allegiance up my anus
uber alien
Haiku # 40319, February 17, 2008 11:25 pm ET
by Lush
absent some critique
poesy rapes horizon
her eyes on... mine shaft
Haiku # 40318, February 17, 2008 11:23 pm ET
by Lush
with poseurs galore
and deja vu persistent
tabula rasa
Haiku # 40317, February 17, 2008 11:22 pm ET
by Lush
"Whereof one can't speak, thereof one must be silent"
Wittgenstein so rules!
Haiku # 40316, February 16, 2008 7:23 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
martini night lush
sweet sound of shaker echoes
tiki bar open
Haiku # 40311, February 15, 2008 6:50 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
many prying eyes
considering self censor
when life now points here
Haiku # 40310, February 15, 2008 6:46 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
manufactured day
love flows as a river yet
spotlight on romance

Haiku # 40309, February 14, 2008 4:48 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Land so green and lush
filled with gleeful entities.
--Saw it on TV.
Haiku # 40308, February 13, 2008 10:41 pm ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
porcene cheese burger
a greased disc break with soft pads
no runaway lane
Haiku # 40307, February 13, 2008 8:15 am ET
by Lance Semak of Canada
was quite the tussle
nearly broke fair city's will
can't quit you LA
Haiku # 40306, February 12, 2008 1:04 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
no twas not emo
strong drink stout lads more strong drink
and constitution
Haiku # 40305, February 11, 2008 4:57 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
i bounced a baby
on my lap and my brain split
open like a seed
Haiku # 40304, February 11, 2008 5:35 am ET
by sf
Senator McCain
was known as 'Punk McNasty'
in his high school days
Haiku # 40303, February 10, 2008 7:22 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
So tradition is
Oligarchy of the dead
Like America?
Haiku # 40302, February 10, 2008 7:16 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Consanguinity
Nothing to worry about
Wife and I asked mom
Haiku # 40301, February 10, 2008 7:07 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
convergence, the goth
club meeting thing? I wish I
was but, I'm right here
Haiku # 40300, February 9, 2008 12:59 pm ET
by black sheep
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