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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Bikesters on parade
sunflower sized sunglasses
Portlandia blooms
Haiku # 40336 March 2, 2008 8:22 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
what side shall show you
to see sly smile and bright eyes
know my sword is yours
Haiku # 40335 February 29, 2008 5:43 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
imagination
completely captured held fast
moment lost too soon
Haiku # 40334 February 29, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Oh such borring tripe
Skipped through most not bothering
I'll leave it awhile
Haiku # 40333 February 28, 2008 7:09 pm ET
by William Nippress
eyes spin in my head
too much rum and chocolate
and, thus, life is good!
Haiku # 40332 February 28, 2008 4:50 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
your mom is a ho
i fuck her hard in your bed
she sucks dick real good
Haiku # 40331 February 28, 2008 3:47 pm ET
by da cereal killerz of your moms house
yahh im bored so i went on here
ur mama is gettin aggravatin now
i used her up
Haiku # 40330 February 28, 2008 3:46 pm ET
by ur mamas driveway
your haiku suck dick
i think you should get a job
i like chocolate milk
Haiku # 40329 February 28, 2008 3:44 pm ET
by da cereal killerz of your moms house
tangled mess of limbs
next novelty position
kiss me snuggle slut
Haiku # 40328 February 26, 2008 6:42 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
several haikus
later, after years of words
only some are bad
Haiku # 40327 February 25, 2008 8:36 pm ET
by black sheep gentian root
girl with miniskirt
don't frown at my advances!
give me some lovin'
Haiku # 40326 February 25, 2008 4:48 pm ET
by func of Stockholm, Sweden
figurative couch
my demons flip through TV
my soul reads nice book
Haiku # 40325 February 22, 2008 3:22 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
well my mind's a blank
i can't think of things to say
as this haiku shows
Haiku # 40324 February 19, 2008 1:25 am ET
by ash
Pintando en verano
Luz y calor en el pincel
Busco paisaje
Haiku # 40323 February 18, 2008 4:35 pm ET
by Elceb of La Torre
my frigid digits
wintering in indigo
gangrenous sev'rance
Haiku # 40322 February 17, 2008 11:32 pm ET
by Lush
astride a mount
lumbering toward apex
springs forth forest fire
Haiku # 40321 February 17, 2008 11:29 pm ET
by Lush
reflex, genuflect
beneath pedal an insect
squashed head, thorax
Haiku # 40320 February 17, 2008 11:26 pm ET
by Lush
worldwide domicile
allegiance up my anus
uber alien
Haiku # 40319 February 17, 2008 11:25 pm ET
by Lush
absent some critique
poesy rapes horizon
her eyes on... mine shaft
Haiku # 40318 February 17, 2008 11:23 pm ET
by Lush
with poseurs galore
and deja vu persistent
tabula rasa
Haiku # 40317 February 17, 2008 11:22 pm ET
by Lush
"Whereof one can't speak, thereof one must be silent"
Wittgenstein so rules!
Haiku # 40316 February 16, 2008 7:23 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
martini night lush
sweet sound of shaker echoes
tiki bar open
Haiku # 40311 February 15, 2008 6:50 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
many prying eyes
considering self censor
when life now points here
Haiku # 40310 February 15, 2008 6:46 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
manufactured day
love flows as a river yet
spotlight on romance

Haiku # 40309 February 14, 2008 4:48 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Land so green and lush
filled with gleeful entities.
--Saw it on TV.
Haiku # 40308 February 13, 2008 10:41 pm ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
porcene cheese burger
a greased disc break with soft pads
no runaway lane
Haiku # 40307 February 13, 2008 8:15 am ET
by Lance Semak of Canada
was quite the tussle
nearly broke fair city's will
can't quit you LA
Haiku # 40306 February 12, 2008 1:04 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
no twas not emo
strong drink stout lads more strong drink
and constitution
Haiku # 40305 February 11, 2008 4:57 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
i bounced a baby
on my lap and my brain split
open like a seed
Haiku # 40304 February 11, 2008 5:35 am ET
by sf
Senator McCain
was known as 'Punk McNasty'
in his high school days
Haiku # 40303 February 10, 2008 7:22 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
So tradition is
Oligarchy of the dead
Like America?
Haiku # 40302 February 10, 2008 7:16 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Consanguinity
Nothing to worry about
Wife and I asked mom
Haiku # 40301 February 10, 2008 7:07 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
convergence, the goth
club meeting thing? I wish I
was but, I'm right here
Haiku # 40300 February 9, 2008 12:59 pm ET
by black sheep
convergence tonight
base desires whimsy mayhem
question is you in?
Haiku # 40295 February 8, 2008 4:38 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
I want to believe
that writing is an act of
fun, not competing
Haiku # 40294 February 8, 2008 12:22 pm ET
by black sheep
the whole concept of
style is just that, style, taste, the
focus, personal
Haiku # 40293 February 8, 2008 12:15 pm ET
by black sheep
where is everyone
from, how do we live our words
and place how we speak?
Haiku # 40292 February 8, 2008 12:09 pm ET
by black sheep
stand not in judgment
a known flagellant du jour
strike me mon amour
Haiku # 40288 February 8, 2008 2:31 am ET
by Lush
gluttonous reflux
esophageal shadow
gastric failure
Haiku # 40287 February 8, 2008 2:30 am ET
by lush
a vision of hurl
toppling toward puddled vomit
most important meal
Haiku # 40286 February 8, 2008 2:27 am ET
by Lush
hail america
'tis a failed plurocracy
oligarchy rules
Haiku # 40285 February 8, 2008 2:25 am ET
by Lush
a vortex of shite
natr'l disasters abound
mourn hillbilly death
Haiku # 40284 February 8, 2008 2:23 am ET
by Lush
mighty lexicon
thesaurus superfluous
regurgitation
Haiku # 40283 February 8, 2008 2:21 am ET
by Lush
recommendation:
review poesy du Lush.
nothing faux B Fo.
Haiku # 40282 February 8, 2008 2:19 am ET
by Lush
carnivorous lust
hitting meat Thursdays a must
good chance I might bust
Haiku # 40281 February 7, 2008 12:21 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
i love pie
Haiku # 40280 February 7, 2008 11:33 am ET
by Jalisa Hockley
No one knows for sure
The depths of my true despair
As my migraine reigns
Haiku # 40279 February 7, 2008 7:07 am ET
by Migraine Chick of MIchigan
young romance cut hard
harsh production schedule
some quality time
Haiku # 40278 February 6, 2008 2:08 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
There's nothing lush
about a faker calling out
other fakers.
Haiku # 40277 February 6, 2008 2:28 am ET
by Mean D.
bright eyes search my soul
licensed to lift or cast down
I am not afraid
Haiku # 40276 February 5, 2008 7:49 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach