No one knows for sure
The depths of my true despair
As my migraine reigns

young romance cut hard
harsh production schedule
some quality time

There's nothing lush
about a faker calling out
other fakers.

bright eyes search my soul
licensed to lift or cast down
I am not afraid

did a thesaurus
develop consciousness and
throw up on itself?

i resume zipped lips
return to the taciturn
reticent and spent

i feared redundance
forgive repeated "galore"
i submit to rye

communicable
airborne horrors galore
some learned hatred

foul loquacity
and lurid capacity
for hate crimes galore

morbid crapulence
and drunken necromancy
ends in fucking corpse.

um... per examplar:
mine scrotal effluvience
fosters jubilance

all prior haiku
were most lame, most assur-ed
lyric up people!

The self-endorsed check
written in amount of naught
most hilarious

Searching for my name
Shows haiku five eighty one
I wrote here before

A cold night indeed.
Bundled in flowery sheets
Still, it robs my sleep.

Plagiarized Non Haiku:

I thought I knew I knew it all,
But now I must confess,
The more I know I know I know,
I know I know the less.

just another day
another month of my life
then another year

opinions much like
damn wish I could fit assholes
alas too big to

I think it is strange
to cause people mental pain
with verse that is lame

further and further
the spaces between strangers
lost beyond reason

to love a body
covered in biblical sores
lick the pain away

all roads opening
seeking to master my mind
damn chains required

Unattainable
Why monks rake zen garden sand
keeps mind from spinning

No more microwave
We just put the slow cooker
in pressure cooker

We enjoy our new
Tandem stationary bike
in just half the time

Wrote cheque to myself
For zero bucks, self-endorsed
Hate it when I do that

The flight to Trenton
from Kandahar still echoes
of bagpipes and tears

Dvorak kebyord keyboard
It take]s a\whilte to learn it
Butt i'ts mucf haster!

Missing cat poster
It's always so disturbing
Where _is that poster?

I'm writing lyrics
for a song I've never heard
it goes just like this.

expectations fall
when reality unfolds
as moment passes

Thai temptress calling
perfect rainy day outing
sweet sour yet spicy

Just time to admire
Wave of huge size and beauty
Just before it breaks

That last haiku I
submitted was cut off. Oh
well, who really cares.

Your white coffin, a
piece of cake slid off a party
plate. The Carnations

piping the last time
you

I speed. As do you
But, alas I am faster
move the f*ck over

a middle class job
in the bush economy
prepare to be squeezed

Stichomancy twice
I've done this since before find
this box, no books yes

girl reading real estate column
becomes flat
walks into a pillar

a beginners mind
shit dog I got amnesia
meditate on this

spunky tsunami
smash the little boats to bits
Jap girls have no tits

Winston Smith-a-like
you can call me Josef K.
I shall die human

going insolvent
no thanks to the government
never own my mind

crestfallen faces
shuffling single-file in their
bovine slaughterhouse

a rolling tomb stone
poesy resurrected
lather up for verse

redundant notions
alcohol and suicide
fuck and fuck and stroll

most holy of shite!
reviewed 50 most recent
missed naught as recluse

the chronic fatigue
hast rendered me taciturn
a bleak horizon

is it de ja vu
where have I seen that before?
it's burning my thoughts

the lazy thought chokes
the concise the beautiful
gasping attention