all roads opening
seeking to master my mind
damn chains required

Unattainable
Why monks rake zen garden sand
keeps mind from spinning

No more microwave
We just put the slow cooker
in pressure cooker

We enjoy our new
Tandem stationary bike
in just half the time

Wrote cheque to myself
For zero bucks, self-endorsed
Hate it when I do that

The flight to Trenton
from Kandahar still echoes
of bagpipes and tears

Dvorak kebyord keyboard
It take]s a\whilte to learn it
Butt i'ts mucf haster!

Missing cat poster
It's always so disturbing
Where _is that poster?

I'm writing lyrics
for a song I've never heard
it goes just like this.

expectations fall
when reality unfolds
as moment passes

Thai temptress calling
perfect rainy day outing
sweet sour yet spicy

Just time to admire
Wave of huge size and beauty
Just before it breaks

That last haiku I
submitted was cut off. Oh
well, who really cares.

Your white coffin, a
piece of cake slid off a party
plate. The Carnations

piping the last time
you

I speed. As do you
But, alas I am faster
move the f*ck over

a middle class job
in the bush economy
prepare to be squeezed

Stichomancy twice
I've done this since before find
this box, no books yes

girl reading real estate column
becomes flat
walks into a pillar

a beginners mind
shit dog I got amnesia
meditate on this

spunky tsunami
smash the little boats to bits
Jap girls have no tits

Winston Smith-a-like
you can call me Josef K.
I shall die human

going insolvent
no thanks to the government
never own my mind

crestfallen faces
shuffling single-file in their
bovine slaughterhouse

a rolling tomb stone
poesy resurrected
lather up for verse

redundant notions
alcohol and suicide
fuck and fuck and stroll

most holy of shite!
reviewed 50 most recent
missed naught as recluse

the chronic fatigue
hast rendered me taciturn
a bleak horizon

is it de ja vu
where have I seen that before?
it's burning my thoughts

the lazy thought chokes
the concise the beautiful
gasping attention

my life is a yawn
followed by insomnia
something has to give

a lucid style
clear logical coherence
limpid pools of thought

I wish remembrance
the wonderful moments leafs
fallen they feed tree

A Japanese bath
A lovely destination
The Monkey Onsen

jameson's does it
more profound than boutique beer
it hits the spot fast

New Jersy beer gut
Compounded by much thin crust
ahhh buddha belly

million years from now
a lone archeologist
may find my fossil

virgin atlantic
an event in the sky?
a pleasure pod.

sweet bed and breakfast
cuteness doilies everywhere
blacklight peckertrails

Typhon on threshold
the shadow of a great name
therefore on account

No mo whoppers NO
last one was a yucky mess
I need a new fix

shaken Manhattans
beautiful exlixor of sorts
demons pour out

some of them hit you
right where it counts all in all
in every way

winter play again
bundles folic together
warm breath cuts night air

Basho, the enlightened one.
Same with old Issa.
--never made a dime.

this year better be
best one that has ever been
or I will truly

what was yesterday
silly things to laugh at ..yes
and yeah grow from too

New year morning light
on table stain from coffee spoon

Feather still in mid air
Basho looking for ink

Happy NEW YEAR PEEPS!!
May it bring inspiration
happiness to you

yet again we see
someone has some big issues
and no therapist