Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Typhon on threshold
the shadow of a great name
therefore on account
Haiku # 40214, January 7, 2008 1:52 pm ET
by she ways
No mo whoppers NO
last one was a yucky mess
I need a new fix
Haiku # 40213, January 5, 2008 1:32 pm ET
by stale bun..mushy tomatoe.so on..yuk
shaken Manhattans
beautiful exlixor of sorts
demons pour out
Haiku # 40211, January 4, 2008 8:43 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
some of them hit you
right where it counts all in all
in every way
Haiku # 40210, January 4, 2008 7:34 pm ET
by soilwork exile
winter play again
bundles folic together
warm breath cuts night air
Haiku # 40209, January 2, 2008 10:36 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Basho, the enlightened one.
Same with old Issa.
--never made a dime.
Haiku # 40208, January 2, 2008 5:01 pm ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
this year better be
best one that has ever been
or I will truly
Haiku # 40207, January 2, 2008 11:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
what was yesterday
silly things to laugh at ..yes
and yeah grow from too
Haiku # 40206, January 1, 2008 2:46 pm ET
by cached Anonymous
New year morning light
on table stain from coffee spoon
Haiku # 40205, January 1, 2008 1:00 pm ET
by udayraj P J of Ahmedabad, india
Feather still in mid air
Basho looking for ink
Haiku # 40204, January 1, 2008 12:58 pm ET
by udayraj P J of Ahmedabad, india
Happy NEW YEAR PEEPS!!
May it bring inspiration
happiness to you
Haiku # 40203, January 1, 2008 3:09 am ET
by xoxoxo
yet again we see
someone has some big issues
and no therapist
Haiku # 40202, January 1, 2008 12:11 am ET
by ash
strong calloused hands
her smooth form arches upward
strength in submission
Haiku # 40198, December 31, 2007 3:40 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
yet another year
at wuxga
my resolution
Haiku # 40197, December 31, 2007 6:44 am ET
by ash
Left the lit cigar in the ashtray
The smoke from the factory chimney
Haiku # 40196, December 31, 2007 3:41 am ET
by udayraj P J of India
allright allright!! here
what's up doc? mmm~carrot..

finger in the hole
Haiku # 40195, December 30, 2007 6:47 pm ET
by tis what I do with mine...feels good
the withering old
on a joyless christmas day
probably their last
Haiku # 40194, December 30, 2007 12:54 am ET
by sf
i ignored this place
for years when it was gone to
space moxie drinks moods
Haiku # 40193, December 29, 2007 11:35 pm ET
by black sheep
finally good snow
packs nicely perfect play
sunshine too today
Haiku # 40192, December 29, 2007 12:36 pm ET
by i like it that way
no inspiration
maybe next year will do it
this one sure didn't
Haiku # 40191, December 29, 2007 12:13 am ET
by ash
to itch is a bitch
philosopher's stone is pet tympany oh love!!!! ??
Haiku # 40190, December 28, 2007 11:18 pm ET
by above mine a sunrise..did you hear, I did, she said,and smiled
what a Festivus
It was for the rest of us
the pole unadorned
Haiku # 40189, December 28, 2007 3:48 pm ET
by technokoi of Venice Beach
they complain and fight
they hate, put each other down
why not just embrace?
Haiku # 40188, December 28, 2007 1:00 pm ET
by enough already..go to time out all of you
More than one year back
Promised to post again soon
Took more than I thought
Haiku # 40187, December 28, 2007 8:20 am ET
by R. of PT
found this place online
so why am I so afraid
why can't help be ...strong
Haiku # 40186, December 28, 2007 3:40 am ET
by vomit
the well is not dry
and a piece of it fell on....
the sky is not falling
Haiku # 40185, December 27, 2007 6:34 pm ET
by thwap.. funny sound
great: "science goes boink"
phantastic teddy tiger
kidding all the time
Haiku # 40184, December 27, 2007 12:48 pm ET
by Austrian
calvin and hobbes
tears of joy in my eyes
soo cute and funny
Haiku # 40183, December 27, 2007 12:42 pm ET
by Austrian Comic Reader of Austria
Unsolved Mystery.
Biggest in the Universe.
Not Big Bang! Women.
Haiku # 40182, December 27, 2007 1:39 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
king crab apple pie
tummy full of happiness
something good of it
Haiku # 40181, December 26, 2007 11:38 am ET
by mmmm
my oh my ..eye see
that's a nice watch you have there
what big hands you have
Haiku # 40180, December 24, 2007 5:28 pm ET
by BITCH bitch bitchy your most highbitchness to u.. LOL
with love to you all
'twas the night before christmas
blessings and great joy
Haiku # 40179, December 24, 2007 11:15 am ET
by xoxoxox
a coo-coo is u
me and the mirror with God
the shadow behind
Haiku # 40174, December 22, 2007 3:36 am ET
by nobody even saw the vampire
Sometimes I can't take
The Canadian TV
Please please make it end
Haiku # 40173, December 21, 2007 11:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i'm sure you don't hear
souls trapped in air-tight coffins
howling for release
Haiku # 40169, December 21, 2007 12:57 am ET
by sf
"You devilish man!"
She said with a gleeful voice.
--off to bed we went
Haiku # 40168, December 21, 2007 12:27 am ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
Idiotic fool
dissed the local mafia
-bullet in the head.
Haiku # 40167, December 21, 2007 12:26 am ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
the best gift ever
is raw appreciation
no return receipt

Haiku # 40166, December 20, 2007 1:36 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
someone throw a shoe
was catting around so hard
broke the night again
Haiku # 40165, December 20, 2007 1:21 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
somewhere I can't be
you've got me bent babe you see
lemondrop troubles
Haiku # 40164, December 18, 2007 7:12 pm ET
by shhhhhhhh..
cat is furious
cyclone of claws razor teeth
I don't have a cat
Haiku # 40163, December 18, 2007 6:22 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Love Tito's Taco's
Greasy goodness runs down chin
from unabashed grin
Haiku # 40162, December 18, 2007 6:18 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
i powder coat the
mortuary's charred remains
these hands don't tremble
Haiku # 40161, December 17, 2007 1:28 am ET
by sf
in matters of the heart
I painted them with glitter
hang them on my tree
Haiku # 40160, December 16, 2007 8:13 pm ET
by all I want is a room somehwere
yeah I'm just so bored
I ate too much food today
and now I feel FAT
Haiku # 40159, December 16, 2007 12:50 am ET
by BLOATED
JUST one..to the world
but to that one person you ..may be their whole world
Haiku # 40158, December 15, 2007 3:51 pm ET
by whole breads and kisses from SANTA
hope life
well for you u
2 well it is happy :)
only love :)
Haiku # 40156, December 14, 2007 4:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
peter pan will crow
angry at wendy lady
fucks tinker bell hard
Haiku # 40155, December 13, 2007 9:22 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
life is dancing bad
fuck being a wallflower
smack an ass or two
Haiku # 40154, December 13, 2007 9:13 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
slowly sipped on ice
sweet american honey
inebriation
Haiku # 40153, December 13, 2007 9:10 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
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