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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
JUST one..to the world
but to that one person you ..may be their whole world
Haiku # 40158 December 15, 2007 3:51 pm ET
by whole breads and kisses from SANTA
hope life
well for you u
2 well it is happy :)
only love :)
Haiku # 40156 December 14, 2007 4:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
peter pan will crow
angry at wendy lady
fucks tinker bell hard
Haiku # 40155 December 13, 2007 9:22 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
life is dancing bad
fuck being a wallflower
smack an ass or two
Haiku # 40154 December 13, 2007 9:13 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
slowly sipped on ice
sweet american honey
inebriation
Haiku # 40153 December 13, 2007 9:10 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
why the north pole melts:
it's not caused by greenhouse gas,
it's elf-forge waste heat
Haiku # 40152 December 13, 2007 5:10 pm ET
by scotch of up your chimney
science killed santa,
but science will bring him back!
leave milk and fuel rods
Haiku # 40151 December 13, 2007 5:01 pm ET
by scotch
sorry about that -
damn curly apostrophes!
i'll stick to ASCII
Haiku # 40150 December 13, 2007 3:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blaze a brand new trail,
avoid the trite...why bother?
death's the last cliche
Haiku # 40149 December 13, 2007 3:05 pm ET
by scotch
blaze a brand new trail,
avoid the trite...why bother?
death
Haiku # 40148 December 13, 2007 3:04 pm ET
by scotch of grrr
blaze a brand new trail,
avoid the trite
Haiku # 40147 December 13, 2007 3:03 pm ET
by scotchfaster
blaze a brand new trail,
avoid the trite
Haiku # 40146 December 13, 2007 3:02 pm ET
by scotchfaster
Six pack of beer flows
Through a funnel and rubber hose.
Downed it like a pro.

All the kids now watch
As I stumble and falter.
--I just made their night.

Again, I'm the fool.
Playing it for all to see
Maybe, they'll like me.
Haiku # 40145 December 12, 2007 11:33 pm ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
Present from the dog
On the steam-cleaned carpet floor.
--$200 wasted.
Haiku # 40144 December 12, 2007 11:23 pm ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
to maj:

thank you...my ideas
are pedestrian and I
forget real life times

sometimes I tell bad
jokes to break up work, to get
told "he must be stopped"
Haiku # 40143 December 12, 2007 5:30 pm ET
by black sheep of to merlot and nachos
an open book test
voyeurs confidants and freinds
pages stuck together
Haiku # 40142 December 11, 2007 2:06 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
comrades behind me
I walked on into the night
Mondays not so much
Haiku # 40141 December 11, 2007 12:51 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
some days are kind
marked with a wish of friendship
nothing else matters
Haiku # 40140 December 11, 2007 2:53 am ET
by icing on the cake 19963
anybody there?
out there? a vast ocean and
not a connection
Haiku # 40139 December 11, 2007 1:48 am ET
by lost cat on a styrofoam board in the middle of the atlantic
no motivation
excitement is yesterday
much rather to sleep
Haiku # 40138 December 10, 2007 5:50 pm ET
by and so ..this sucks ass
deplorable poise
overwhelming acceptance
kind of backwards..yes?
Haiku # 40137 December 10, 2007 4:42 pm ET
by underwear is fun to wear
If your name was Wang
And my name was also Wang
We would be two Wangs!
Haiku # 40136 December 10, 2007 4:33 pm ET
by Wang Dongle of Dangling
my vow of hatred
to masticate your spirit
destroy out of love
Haiku # 40135 December 10, 2007 3:40 pm ET
by sf
my mopey haikus
they are short and to the point
like my love-making
Haiku # 40134 December 10, 2007 4:10 am ET
by sf
coincedence..thought
would you know about the plan
written in your face
Haiku # 40133 December 9, 2007 1:30 pm ET
by enough already
bad, bad, it's all bad
haiku as a metaphor
for my existence
Haiku # 40132 December 9, 2007 7:22 am ET
by ash
so you're on the edge
then expect a mighty shove
no helping hands here
Haiku # 40131 December 9, 2007 6:13 am ET
by sf
yikes, ewe blackened arse
your sophomoric blather
'tis not poetry
Haiku # 40130 December 9, 2007 4:23 am ET
by Lush
rectal suffering
to mouse over and click "send"
yet i shall survive
Haiku # 40129 December 9, 2007 4:16 am ET
by Lush
I touch typed your code
then tapped enter, and nothing
overly secure
Haiku # 40128 December 9, 2007 4:14 am ET
by lush
radio silence
Pooty Tang ... did it again!
please do not compete
Haiku # 40127 December 9, 2007 4:11 am ET
by Lush
deeper perhaps yet
teacher never says goodbye
the lesson remains
Haiku # 40126 December 7, 2007 8:56 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venic Beach
in frisky night air
now load the cannons me lads
it's time to be bad
Haiku # 40125 December 7, 2007 8:47 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Message for "black sheep"

I will be setting
your "in the mood for nachos"
to a 12-tone piece.

Hope you do not mind.
Let me know if you would like
to listen to it.
Haiku # 40124 December 7, 2007 7:12 pm ET
by M.A.J.
Naked Beautiful
She presents herself to me
I long to take her
*
Soft smooth Skin waits
Her low moans to my touching
As I give Pleasure


Thank you for trusting me
Haiku # 40123 December 7, 2007 5:13 am ET
by Last lunch before down under
is it bad grammar
or just poetic license
okay...bad grammar
Haiku # 40122 December 6, 2007 10:06 pm ET
by quitter
the tongue of the dog
slaps around spit threw the air
he wants out to poop
Haiku # 40121 December 6, 2007 9:05 pm ET
by the jolly green giant
artfully erotic
smile appriciate the form
shes glad to give more
Haiku # 40120 December 6, 2007 8:45 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
dancing on a pole
that is all she'll ever be
walking genitals
Haiku # 40119 December 6, 2007 7:42 pm ET
by sf
oh silent anger
she is not suffering fools
to bad I play one
Haiku # 40118 December 6, 2007 2:08 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Wallowing in it
sweet and selfish, do I know
There is no pony
Haiku # 40117 December 6, 2007 1:52 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Burn some calories
Try jumping to conclusions
Keeps you fit and trim
Haiku # 40116 December 6, 2007 1:28 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
why does he wear shoes?
to hide his gnarly toe-nails.
YOU try to trim them.
Haiku # 40115 December 5, 2007 7:51 pm ET
by scotch
superman fetish
that a foot in your lycra -
or just some spare socks ?
Haiku # 40114 December 5, 2007 9:07 am ET
by ash
PayPal double billed
they are holdinh=g my money
they should put it back

took it from my card
made ebay seller refund
but PayPal keeps it

I am a tad pssied
they took it easy now they
should just give it back

This is the second
issue they have raised with me
maybe a lawyer

can't cancel acct
can't get money that they took
can't get good answers

I think I can smell
something bad that is cooking
these peeps are not cool
Haiku # 40113 December 5, 2007 1:56 am ET
by PayPal bad business
thnx //this memory
the unanswered prayers..maybe
I do feel better
Haiku # 40112 December 4, 2007 9:10 pm ET
by silly things we cannot see
this just plain ol sucks
somebody get me some drugs
fill my cup HAPPY
Haiku # 40111 December 4, 2007 6:42 pm ET
by worst funk EVERrrrr..
caught in tangled web
not of lies, entirely
truths and perceptions
Haiku # 40110 December 4, 2007 2:59 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Pale skin

Poinsettia rests upon her

Autumn leaves swirl
Haiku # 40109 December 4, 2007 1:17 am ET
by Samantha of Fountain Inn, SC
let me explain it
soft sexy booties he has
to make him complete
Haiku # 40108 December 4, 2007 12:26 am ET
by mellie