Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

JUST one..to the world
but to that one person you ..may be their whole world
Haiku # 40158, December 15, 2007 3:51 pm ET
by whole breads and kisses from SANTA
hope life
well for you u
2 well it is happy :)
only love :)
Haiku # 40156, December 14, 2007 4:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
peter pan will crow
angry at wendy lady
fucks tinker bell hard
Haiku # 40155, December 13, 2007 9:22 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
life is dancing bad
fuck being a wallflower
smack an ass or two
Haiku # 40154, December 13, 2007 9:13 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
slowly sipped on ice
sweet american honey
inebriation
Haiku # 40153, December 13, 2007 9:10 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
why the north pole melts:
it's not caused by greenhouse gas,
it's elf-forge waste heat
Haiku # 40152, December 13, 2007 5:10 pm ET
by scotch of up your chimney
science killed santa,
but science will bring him back!
leave milk and fuel rods
Haiku # 40151, December 13, 2007 5:01 pm ET
by scotch
sorry about that -
damn curly apostrophes!
i'll stick to ASCII
Haiku # 40150, December 13, 2007 3:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blaze a brand new trail,
avoid the trite...why bother?
death's the last cliche
Haiku # 40149, December 13, 2007 3:05 pm ET
by scotch
blaze a brand new trail,
avoid the trite...why bother?
death
Haiku # 40148, December 13, 2007 3:04 pm ET
by scotch of grrr
blaze a brand new trail,
avoid the trite
Haiku # 40147, December 13, 2007 3:03 pm ET
by scotchfaster
blaze a brand new trail,
avoid the trite
Haiku # 40146, December 13, 2007 3:02 pm ET
by scotchfaster
Six pack of beer flows
Through a funnel and rubber hose.
Downed it like a pro.

All the kids now watch
As I stumble and falter.
--I just made their night.

Again, I'm the fool.
Playing it for all to see
Maybe, they'll like me.
Haiku # 40145, December 12, 2007 11:33 pm ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
Present from the dog
On the steam-cleaned carpet floor.
--$200 wasted.
Haiku # 40144, December 12, 2007 11:23 pm ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
to maj:

thank you...my ideas
are pedestrian and I
forget real life times

sometimes I tell bad
jokes to break up work, to get
told "he must be stopped"
Haiku # 40143, December 12, 2007 5:30 pm ET
by black sheep of to merlot and nachos
an open book test
voyeurs confidants and freinds
pages stuck together
Haiku # 40142, December 11, 2007 2:06 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
comrades behind me
I walked on into the night
Mondays not so much
Haiku # 40141, December 11, 2007 12:51 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
some days are kind
marked with a wish of friendship
nothing else matters
Haiku # 40140, December 11, 2007 2:53 am ET
by icing on the cake 19963
anybody there?
out there? a vast ocean and
not a connection
Haiku # 40139, December 11, 2007 1:48 am ET
by lost cat on a styrofoam board in the middle of the atlantic
no motivation
excitement is yesterday
much rather to sleep
Haiku # 40138, December 10, 2007 5:50 pm ET
by and so ..this sucks ass
deplorable poise
overwhelming acceptance
kind of backwards..yes?
Haiku # 40137, December 10, 2007 4:42 pm ET
by underwear is fun to wear
If your name was Wang
And my name was also Wang
We would be two Wangs!
Haiku # 40136, December 10, 2007 4:33 pm ET
by Wang Dongle of Dangling
my vow of hatred
to masticate your spirit
destroy out of love
Haiku # 40135, December 10, 2007 3:40 pm ET
by sf
my mopey haikus
they are short and to the point
like my love-making
Haiku # 40134, December 10, 2007 4:10 am ET
by sf
coincedence..thought
would you know about the plan
written in your face
Haiku # 40133, December 9, 2007 1:30 pm ET
by enough already
bad, bad, it's all bad
haiku as a metaphor
for my existence
Haiku # 40132, December 9, 2007 7:22 am ET
by ash
so you're on the edge
then expect a mighty shove
no helping hands here
Haiku # 40131, December 9, 2007 6:13 am ET
by sf
yikes, ewe blackened arse
your sophomoric blather
'tis not poetry
Haiku # 40130, December 9, 2007 4:23 am ET
by Lush
rectal suffering
to mouse over and click "send"
yet i shall survive
Haiku # 40129, December 9, 2007 4:16 am ET
by Lush
I touch typed your code
then tapped enter, and nothing
overly secure
Haiku # 40128, December 9, 2007 4:14 am ET
by lush
radio silence
Pooty Tang ... did it again!
please do not compete
Haiku # 40127, December 9, 2007 4:11 am ET
by Lush
deeper perhaps yet
teacher never says goodbye
the lesson remains
Haiku # 40126, December 7, 2007 8:56 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venic Beach
in frisky night air
now load the cannons me lads
it's time to be bad
Haiku # 40125, December 7, 2007 8:47 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Message for "black sheep"

I will be setting
your "in the mood for nachos"
to a 12-tone piece.

Hope you do not mind.
Let me know if you would like
to listen to it.
Haiku # 40124, December 7, 2007 7:12 pm ET
by M.A.J.
Naked Beautiful
She presents herself to me
I long to take her
*
Soft smooth Skin waits
Her low moans to my touching
As I give Pleasure


Thank you for trusting me
Haiku # 40123, December 7, 2007 5:13 am ET
by Last lunch before down under
is it bad grammar
or just poetic license
okay...bad grammar
Haiku # 40122, December 6, 2007 10:06 pm ET
by quitter
the tongue of the dog
slaps around spit threw the air
he wants out to poop
Haiku # 40121, December 6, 2007 9:05 pm ET
by the jolly green giant
artfully erotic
smile appriciate the form
shes glad to give more
Haiku # 40120, December 6, 2007 8:45 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
dancing on a pole
that is all she'll ever be
walking genitals
Haiku # 40119, December 6, 2007 7:42 pm ET
by sf
oh silent anger
she is not suffering fools
to bad I play one
Haiku # 40118, December 6, 2007 2:08 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Wallowing in it
sweet and selfish, do I know
There is no pony
Haiku # 40117, December 6, 2007 1:52 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Burn some calories
Try jumping to conclusions
Keeps you fit and trim
Haiku # 40116, December 6, 2007 1:28 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
why does he wear shoes?
to hide his gnarly toe-nails.
YOU try to trim them.
Haiku # 40115, December 5, 2007 7:51 pm ET
by scotch
superman fetish
that a foot in your lycra -
or just some spare socks ?
Haiku # 40114, December 5, 2007 9:07 am ET
by ash
PayPal double billed
they are holdinh=g my money
they should put it back

took it from my card
made ebay seller refund
but PayPal keeps it

I am a tad pssied
they took it easy now they
should just give it back

This is the second
issue they have raised with me
maybe a lawyer

can't cancel acct
can't get money that they took
can't get good answers

I think I can smell
something bad that is cooking
these peeps are not cool
Haiku # 40113, December 5, 2007 1:56 am ET
by PayPal bad business
thnx //this memory
the unanswered prayers..maybe
I do feel better
Haiku # 40112, December 4, 2007 9:10 pm ET
by silly things we cannot see
this just plain ol sucks
somebody get me some drugs
fill my cup HAPPY
Haiku # 40111, December 4, 2007 6:42 pm ET
by worst funk EVERrrrr..
caught in tangled web
not of lies, entirely
truths and perceptions
Haiku # 40110, December 4, 2007 2:59 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Pale skin

Poinsettia rests upon her

Autumn leaves swirl
Haiku # 40109, December 4, 2007 1:17 am ET
by Samantha of Fountain Inn, SC
let me explain it
soft sexy booties he has
to make him complete
Haiku # 40108, December 4, 2007 12:26 am ET
by mellie
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