Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

the tongue of the dog
slaps around spit threw the air
he wants out to poop
Haiku # 40121, December 6, 2007 9:05 pm ET
by the jolly green giant
artfully erotic
smile appriciate the form
shes glad to give more
Haiku # 40120, December 6, 2007 8:45 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
dancing on a pole
that is all she'll ever be
walking genitals
Haiku # 40119, December 6, 2007 7:42 pm ET
by sf
oh silent anger
she is not suffering fools
to bad I play one
Haiku # 40118, December 6, 2007 2:08 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Wallowing in it
sweet and selfish, do I know
There is no pony
Haiku # 40117, December 6, 2007 1:52 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Burn some calories
Try jumping to conclusions
Keeps you fit and trim
Haiku # 40116, December 6, 2007 1:28 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
why does he wear shoes?
to hide his gnarly toe-nails.
YOU try to trim them.
Haiku # 40115, December 5, 2007 7:51 pm ET
by scotch
superman fetish
that a foot in your lycra -
or just some spare socks ?
Haiku # 40114, December 5, 2007 9:07 am ET
by ash
PayPal double billed
they are holdinh=g my money
they should put it back

took it from my card
made ebay seller refund
but PayPal keeps it

I am a tad pssied
they took it easy now they
should just give it back

This is the second
issue they have raised with me
maybe a lawyer

can't cancel acct
can't get money that they took
can't get good answers

I think I can smell
something bad that is cooking
these peeps are not cool
Haiku # 40113, December 5, 2007 1:56 am ET
by PayPal bad business
thnx //this memory
the unanswered prayers..maybe
I do feel better
Haiku # 40112, December 4, 2007 9:10 pm ET
by silly things we cannot see
this just plain ol sucks
somebody get me some drugs
fill my cup HAPPY
Haiku # 40111, December 4, 2007 6:42 pm ET
by worst funk EVERrrrr..
caught in tangled web
not of lies, entirely
truths and perceptions
Haiku # 40110, December 4, 2007 2:59 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Pale skin

Poinsettia rests upon her

Autumn leaves swirl
Haiku # 40109, December 4, 2007 1:17 am ET
by Samantha of Fountain Inn, SC
let me explain it
soft sexy booties he has
to make him complete
Haiku # 40108, December 4, 2007 12:26 am ET
by mellie
i just don't get it
why does superman wear shoes ?
marvel please explain
Haiku # 40107, December 3, 2007 4:01 am ET
by ash
I defy you i say
my purest state of boredom
because I said so
Haiku # 40106, December 3, 2007 12:47 am ET
by lemonade anyone?
Perfection just sucks
When all you want is to be
is a floating leaf.
Haiku # 40105, December 2, 2007 9:59 pm ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
dark night of the soul
we never talked about that
during sunday school
Haiku # 40104, December 2, 2007 4:13 pm ET
by sf
I am so happy
for you my friend ..big congrats!!
here is more GO VIBES
Haiku # 40103, December 2, 2007 3:52 pm ET
by YAY!! xoxoxox bleed sweet love
PICKLES IN MY SOUP
GOODNIGHT SNORE HOO HOO BLEW
CHICA BOOM BOOM CAT
Haiku # 40102, December 1, 2007 1:29 pm ET
by GENERA TION/TOR
WHAT IS IT? YOU SAY
A BUTTON THAT YOU CAN PUSH
MAKES ME A SCREAMER
Haiku # 40101, December 1, 2007 1:27 pm ET
by THROWIN SUBHUMANS AROUND
game of dealers choice
"omaha, no u the ho"
and it makes no sense
Haiku # 40100, December 1, 2007 12:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it says 'drink moxie'
in a challenge to take the
taste, bitter and sweet
Haiku # 40099, December 1, 2007 11:50 am ET
by bs
we can all write things
with our own selections
imperfect, but here
Haiku # 40098, December 1, 2007 10:53 am ET
by bs
so you say you teach
yet nothing learned. flat dead splayed
oh yes ..by Benise
Haiku # 40097, December 1, 2007 4:18 am ET
by i do want to learn
call me a coward
pussy u r ..when you hide yes
behind hollywood
Haiku # 40096, December 1, 2007 3:37 am ET
by chicken shit two lipped pansy ass nany boy 13616
i love you darling
anger and hate has to go
I seek a real bond
Haiku # 40095, December 1, 2007 2:13 am ET
by otters holding hands
pencil on the desk
lonely bored he plays his cards
as if a winner
Haiku # 40094, December 1, 2007 2:11 am ET
by uh huh.. you wanna hug or something
perils of nothing
in tomorrow and today
nothing does happen
Haiku # 40093, December 1, 2007 2:09 am ET
by for whatever reason
deeper breached the walls
stronger like wolf and than some
teacher say goodbye
Haiku # 40092, December 1, 2007 2:09 am ET
by cry me a river of arrogance
shooting straight as kind
a shadow missed and took hide
cloaked for sin in light
Haiku # 40091, December 1, 2007 2:07 am ET
by generate a name
what is it about
as crap gets done, somehow life
just seems to get fun?
Haiku # 40090, November 30, 2007 1:28 pm ET
by bs
kit kat is better
chocolate outside, cookie in
oh so delicious
Haiku # 40089, November 30, 2007 1:24 pm ET
by yummmy
Anger is a gift.
You won't find it on e-bay,
it's the thought that counts
Haiku # 40088, November 29, 2007 4:53 pm ET
by office jockey of England
my army surrounds
ready to break down her walls
a garden within
Haiku # 40087, November 28, 2007 8:02 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
once I saw a bug
I looked down at it real close
it's face curled..he toot
Haiku # 40086, November 28, 2007 4:40 pm ET
by is that kute?? Muwah
I think it's the best
advice you offer for all
tis' the season yet
Haiku # 40085, November 28, 2007 4:09 pm ET
by bs (consider the pun)
So I went shopping
and thought of you today. gifts
yes that's what does count
Haiku # 40084, November 27, 2007 3:26 pm ET
by well I am just gonna be happy
consider hitler
6 million died and more
then he killed himself
Haiku # 40083, November 27, 2007 12:29 pm ET
by black sheep
I wonder if such
pride remains when one is gone
to avoid the proud
Haiku # 40082, November 27, 2007 12:29 pm ET
by black sheep
others can't will my
fear or kindness, only I
can, such is power
Haiku # 40081, November 27, 2007 12:26 pm ET
by black sheep of violence is a short term investment leading to suicide or as a last resort against the violent
someone else's harm
doesn't register but if
it's your own, as one

cliche says, do unto
others, saying that just ticks
off the proud and wild
Haiku # 40080, November 27, 2007 12:25 pm ET
by black sheep
then again, the
logic of violence thinks
all are violent

to survive, and pick
at the bones of survival
but not to go on
Haiku # 40079, November 27, 2007 12:23 pm ET
by black sheep
turn the other cheek
and i'll break your fucking chin
violence is golden
Haiku # 40078, November 26, 2007 5:27 pm ET
by sf
I also realized that
I could have salsa and that
would be just as well
Haiku # 40077, November 26, 2007 5:03 pm ET
by black sheep of in the mood for nachos
yeah, I can turn my
sails, and have to go with the
wind as it takes me
Haiku # 40076, November 26, 2007 4:50 pm ET
by black sheep of choices I can make as oposed to forces outside myself
you say go this way
then the wind blows, I'll be damned
you change direction
Haiku # 40075, November 26, 2007 3:33 pm ET
by as if
truth is the weak go
after the weak because they
don't want to see or

smell their own beings
and remain perhaps as they are
for they know it
Haiku # 40074, November 26, 2007 12:34 pm ET
by black sheep
people respond, to
words, violence, heckling, like
seagulls in the old

book by Richard Bach
they eat, fly, squabble, shit, flap
and he just wants flight

flight above it all,
Haiku # 40073, November 26, 2007 12:32 pm ET
by black sheep
turning the other
cheek, do people get that at
all anymore or

does one have to be
Satanic, and smack with all
force, like a pack man
Haiku # 40072, November 26, 2007 12:30 pm ET
by black sheep
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