Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
WHAT IS IT? YOU SAY
A BUTTON THAT YOU CAN PUSH
MAKES ME A SCREAMER
Haiku # 40101 December 1, 2007 1:27 pm ET
by THROWIN SUBHUMANS AROUND
game of dealers choice
"omaha, no u the ho"
and it makes no sense
Haiku # 40100 December 1, 2007 12:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it says 'drink moxie'
in a challenge to take the
taste, bitter and sweet
Haiku # 40099 December 1, 2007 11:50 am ET
by bs
we can all write things
with our own selections
imperfect, but here
Haiku # 40098 December 1, 2007 10:53 am ET
by bs
so you say you teach
yet nothing learned. flat dead splayed
oh yes ..by Benise
Haiku # 40097 December 1, 2007 4:18 am ET
by i do want to learn
call me a coward
pussy u r ..when you hide yes
behind hollywood
Haiku # 40096 December 1, 2007 3:37 am ET
by chicken shit two lipped pansy ass nany boy 13616
i love you darling
anger and hate has to go
I seek a real bond
Haiku # 40095 December 1, 2007 2:13 am ET
by otters holding hands
pencil on the desk
lonely bored he plays his cards
as if a winner
Haiku # 40094 December 1, 2007 2:11 am ET
by uh huh.. you wanna hug or something
perils of nothing
in tomorrow and today
nothing does happen
Haiku # 40093 December 1, 2007 2:09 am ET
by for whatever reason
deeper breached the walls
stronger like wolf and than some
teacher say goodbye
Haiku # 40092 December 1, 2007 2:09 am ET
by cry me a river of arrogance
shooting straight as kind
a shadow missed and took hide
cloaked for sin in light
Haiku # 40091 December 1, 2007 2:07 am ET
by generate a name
what is it about
as crap gets done, somehow life
just seems to get fun?
Haiku # 40090 November 30, 2007 1:28 pm ET
by bs
kit kat is better
chocolate outside, cookie in
oh so delicious
Haiku # 40089 November 30, 2007 1:24 pm ET
by yummmy
Anger is a gift.
You won't find it on e-bay,
it's the thought that counts
Haiku # 40088 November 29, 2007 4:53 pm ET
by office jockey of England
my army surrounds
ready to break down her walls
a garden within
Haiku # 40087 November 28, 2007 8:02 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
once I saw a bug
I looked down at it real close
it's face curled..he toot
Haiku # 40086 November 28, 2007 4:40 pm ET
by is that kute?? Muwah
I think it's the best
advice you offer for all
tis' the season yet
Haiku # 40085 November 28, 2007 4:09 pm ET
by bs (consider the pun)
So I went shopping
and thought of you today. gifts
yes that's what does count
Haiku # 40084 November 27, 2007 3:26 pm ET
by well I am just gonna be happy
consider hitler
6 million died and more
then he killed himself
Haiku # 40083 November 27, 2007 12:29 pm ET
by black sheep
I wonder if such
pride remains when one is gone
to avoid the proud
Haiku # 40082 November 27, 2007 12:29 pm ET
by black sheep
others can't will my
fear or kindness, only I
can, such is power
Haiku # 40081 November 27, 2007 12:26 pm ET
by black sheep of violence is a short term investment leading to suicide or as a last resort against the violent
someone else's harm
doesn't register but if
it's your own, as one

cliche says, do unto
others, saying that just ticks
off the proud and wild
Haiku # 40080 November 27, 2007 12:25 pm ET
by black sheep
then again, the
logic of violence thinks
all are violent

to survive, and pick
at the bones of survival
but not to go on
Haiku # 40079 November 27, 2007 12:23 pm ET
by black sheep
turn the other cheek
and i'll break your fucking chin
violence is golden
Haiku # 40078 November 26, 2007 5:27 pm ET
by sf
I also realized that
I could have salsa and that
would be just as well
Haiku # 40077 November 26, 2007 5:03 pm ET
by black sheep of in the mood for nachos
yeah, I can turn my
sails, and have to go with the
wind as it takes me
Haiku # 40076 November 26, 2007 4:50 pm ET
by black sheep of choices I can make as oposed to forces outside myself
you say go this way
then the wind blows, I'll be damned
you change direction
Haiku # 40075 November 26, 2007 3:33 pm ET
by as if
truth is the weak go
after the weak because they
don't want to see or

smell their own beings
and remain perhaps as they are
for they know it
Haiku # 40074 November 26, 2007 12:34 pm ET
by black sheep
people respond, to
words, violence, heckling, like
seagulls in the old

book by Richard Bach
they eat, fly, squabble, shit, flap
and he just wants flight

flight above it all,
Haiku # 40073 November 26, 2007 12:32 pm ET
by black sheep
turning the other
cheek, do people get that at
all anymore or

does one have to be
Satanic, and smack with all
force, like a pack man
Haiku # 40072 November 26, 2007 12:30 pm ET
by black sheep
one thing i never
liked about this place is how
one tears like beasts to

bone, the human mind
how can I win, win, win, win
I am at a loss
Haiku # 40071 November 26, 2007 12:27 pm ET
by black sheep of ego is a mental hard on that needs a kick in the balls sometimes
my philosophy
is that your philosophy
sucks no matter what

at circuit city
i elbow my fellow man
for a camera
Haiku # 40070 November 26, 2007 7:16 am ET
by sf
jesus fucking christ
it's almost santa again
god bless big spending
Haiku # 40068 November 23, 2007 4:49 am ET
by ash
Smallpox in blankets
and attempted genocide
Hey Ya, thanks Whitey.
Haiku # 40067 November 23, 2007 1:18 am ET
by Lush
no turkey this year
I'm in the mood for some beef
prime rib and au jus
Haiku # 40066 November 21, 2007 12:00 pm ET
by happy thanksgiving everyone
telling it..has not to
do with..grown up..being bad
wrong scenario
Haiku # 40065 November 21, 2007 11:59 am ET
by thx anywy babe
Dark woven leafless
Black lace on a silver screen
Trees in the Twilight
Haiku # 40064 November 21, 2007 11:35 am ET
by Dancing Fool
You are a grown up
When you can tell someone truth
Till then you're a child
*
Example of this
Politicians and Bankers
A child or grown up?
Haiku # 40063 November 21, 2007 11:23 am ET
by Dancing Fool
I want to tell him
everything, all of it..laid
but I'm afraid..so
Haiku # 40062 November 20, 2007 11:36 pm ET
by just plain scared
remove the word in
it was longer than seven
moving to belgium
Haiku # 40061 November 20, 2007 9:58 am ET
by fish
what in the hell? SH-
10151 is
an orbital gun?
Haiku # 40060 November 20, 2007 9:52 am ET
by fish of Space!
distracter fish
here the teacher teaches why
Dora is a slut
Haiku # 40059 November 20, 2007 9:44 am ET
by shelleycakes of her classroom
just whose idea
Italian fishermen bake
fish panettone
Haiku # 40058 November 20, 2007 9:26 am ET
by fish
what a name she has
like an invertebrate home
yet sweet as a tart
Haiku # 40057 November 20, 2007 9:04 am ET
by fish
blue formaldehyde
dessicate dessicate yaw
gamogenesis
Haiku # 40056 November 20, 2007 6:07 am ET
by shelleycakes of UK
seven ten off-suit
poor hand for a large bet
shoulda known better
Haiku # 40055 November 19, 2007 10:32 pm ET
by Janis
collapse of reason
hungry flesh finds sweet treason
ethos now echoes
Haiku # 40054 November 19, 2007 7:37 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
the dark side always
tempers men, caged feelings rage
or flatten out style
Haiku # 40053 November 19, 2007 2:16 pm ET
by black sheep
sigh, sometimes words fail
creative when not on here
writer's blockage here
Haiku # 40052 November 19, 2007 2:09 pm ET
by black sheep
In ocean lorcha
Purge. No piano where want lolls,
Her faithful absence.
Haiku # 40046 November 19, 2007 8:31 am ET
by shelleycakes of UK