Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

my philosophy
is that your philosophy
sucks no matter what

at circuit city
i elbow my fellow man
for a camera
Haiku # 40070, November 26, 2007 7:16 am ET
by sf
jesus fucking christ
it's almost santa again
god bless big spending
Haiku # 40068, November 23, 2007 4:49 am ET
by ash
Smallpox in blankets
and attempted genocide
Hey Ya, thanks Whitey.
Haiku # 40067, November 23, 2007 1:18 am ET
by Lush
no turkey this year
I'm in the mood for some beef
prime rib and au jus
Haiku # 40066, November 21, 2007 12:00 pm ET
by happy thanksgiving everyone
telling it..has not to
do with..grown up..being bad
wrong scenario
Haiku # 40065, November 21, 2007 11:59 am ET
by thx anywy babe
Dark woven leafless
Black lace on a silver screen
Trees in the Twilight
Haiku # 40064, November 21, 2007 11:35 am ET
by Dancing Fool
You are a grown up
When you can tell someone truth
Till then you're a child
*
Example of this
Politicians and Bankers
A child or grown up?
Haiku # 40063, November 21, 2007 11:23 am ET
by Dancing Fool
I want to tell him
everything, all of it..laid
but I'm afraid..so
Haiku # 40062, November 20, 2007 11:36 pm ET
by just plain scared
remove the word in
it was longer than seven
moving to belgium
Haiku # 40061, November 20, 2007 9:58 am ET
by fish
what in the hell? SH-
10151 is
an orbital gun?
Haiku # 40060, November 20, 2007 9:52 am ET
by fish of Space!
distracter fish
here the teacher teaches why
Dora is a slut
Haiku # 40059, November 20, 2007 9:44 am ET
by shelleycakes of her classroom
just whose idea
Italian fishermen bake
fish panettone
Haiku # 40058, November 20, 2007 9:26 am ET
by fish
what a name she has
like an invertebrate home
yet sweet as a tart
Haiku # 40057, November 20, 2007 9:04 am ET
by fish
blue formaldehyde
dessicate dessicate yaw
gamogenesis
Haiku # 40056, November 20, 2007 6:07 am ET
by shelleycakes of UK
seven ten off-suit
poor hand for a large bet
shoulda known better
Haiku # 40055, November 19, 2007 10:32 pm ET
by Janis
collapse of reason
hungry flesh finds sweet treason
ethos now echoes
Haiku # 40054, November 19, 2007 7:37 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
the dark side always
tempers men, caged feelings rage
or flatten out style
Haiku # 40053, November 19, 2007 2:16 pm ET
by black sheep
sigh, sometimes words fail
creative when not on here
writer's blockage here
Haiku # 40052, November 19, 2007 2:09 pm ET
by black sheep
In ocean lorcha
Purge. No piano where want lolls,
Her faithful absence.
Haiku # 40046, November 19, 2007 8:31 am ET
by shelleycakes of UK
friday friday
blah blah
something about fish
Haiku # 40045, November 19, 2007 7:21 am ET
by sdkfldsk of lll
I like fish I think
I think I like fish
and pants with fish
Haiku # 40044, November 19, 2007 7:20 am ET
by lkgj of kkk
old older oldest
what is that supposed to mean
old is for women
Haiku # 40043, November 17, 2007 2:17 pm ET
by he has the trump
it's in cold storage
what cause for circulation
ah let her spoil
Haiku # 40042, November 17, 2007 2:02 pm ET
by well.why not~buttmunch
every five blips
the world gets faster, brighter
deadlier, and quaint
Haiku # 40041, November 17, 2007 1:28 pm ET
by black sheep
in this era of
quick change, older guys like me
know what it feels like

now I know why the
silent majority was
scared by "Aquarius"
Haiku # 40040, November 17, 2007 1:27 pm ET
by black sheep
wild times are had by
those trying to suspend their
lives, just to let go
Haiku # 40039, November 17, 2007 1:25 pm ET
by black sheep
two blues and one card
miss:lay confession of faith
deal of miss:inform
Haiku # 40038, November 17, 2007 12:57 pm ET
by of the chambers
yup, that's were I hail
my mind is like ferral dog
often wag my tail
Haiku # 40036, November 16, 2007 6:40 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Venice beach, really?
Used to live on Ocean Park
In the late 90s
Haiku # 40035, November 16, 2007 4:28 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
So brightly living
must not light the torch with her
my own flame dwindles
Haiku # 40032, November 15, 2007 3:03 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
So I typed out "there,"
actually I typed "their."
I am embarrassed.
Haiku # 40031, November 14, 2007 9:27 pm ET
by Bad Typist of hell
Restroom loitering
Debauched reconnoitering
Hey, Senator Craig!
Haiku # 40030, November 14, 2007 6:34 pm ET
by Lush
longing for a girl
so consumed by sideways glance
hot sweet seduction
Haiku # 40029, November 14, 2007 5:04 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
longing for coffee
blooming releases magic
oh sweet elixir
Haiku # 40028, November 14, 2007 4:52 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Struggling with the wind
Vunerable existence
Its life to preserve
*
Its weakening hold
Trying not to wave goodbye
One lonely brown leaf

Haiku # 40027, November 14, 2007 7:59 am ET
by William Nippress
it's nine years for me
and i'm still doing haiku
who would have thought it ?
Haiku # 40026, November 14, 2007 7:06 am ET
by ash
sweet sweet sweet oh love
fantasies of love give feel
things I'll never have
Haiku # 40025, November 14, 2007 2:16 am ET
by cept in my sweetest dreams xoxoxoxo
zyotwtzz http://ktdulojl.com fmoyhiew zalkpuwy jibnfihr [URL=http://hbbbyysz.com]ngkutkat[/URL]
Haiku # 40024, November 13, 2007 11:51 pm ET
by fhpwuxux of rqvljtre, hhclfnft
It has ups and downs
This roller coaster of life
But they equal out
*
Sometimes exciting
Its then we feel so alive
But often it's dull
*
So it is "our life"
It's the only one we have
Make the most of it!
Haiku # 40023, November 13, 2007 5:26 am ET
by Dancing Fool
It has ups and downs
This roller coaster of life
But they equal out
*
Sometimes exciting
Its then we feel so alive
But often it
Haiku # 40022, November 13, 2007 5:21 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Thanks Janis

Joy and emotions
So much wrapped up in Haikus
As years pass on by

Its been good
Haiku # 40021, November 12, 2007 1:10 pm ET
by William Nippress
time to celebrate
be filled with jolly and cheer
Bad Haiku New Year
Haiku # 40020, November 12, 2007 12:13 pm ET
by thnx Janis..
'leven years ago
Sat down and made this old site
I'm much wiser now.
Haiku # 40019, November 11, 2007 11:13 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
treasure of priceless
first true sense of what is love
sure enough of mine
Haiku # 40018, November 11, 2007 1:50 pm ET
by thankful for
dispassionate love
sequestered for two decades
it was not always
Haiku # 40017, November 11, 2007 12:28 pm ET
by ap
very soon janis
eleven years of haiku
happy birthday girl
Haiku # 40016, November 11, 2007 6:09 am ET
by ash
Too bitter, too old
Too fat, too unattractive
To ever find Love
Haiku # 40015, November 10, 2007 5:03 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phx, AZ
Trolls, ugly creatures
Whilst I agree sentiments
I think your too soft
*
Lives under a bridge
And jumps out and eat children
Or billy goat gruff
*
Child and goat eater
You think he's as nice as that?
I somehow doubt it
Haiku # 40014, November 10, 2007 5:52 am ET
by Rather a childish Haiku for the childish Z of its his level.
Drowning in beer vat?
Leave an inebriated,
smiling corpse behind
Haiku # 40013, November 9, 2007 7:37 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
tra la la la la
skipping through the sweet poems
came a nasty troll
Haiku # 40012, November 9, 2007 4:58 am ET
by ash
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