Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

old older oldest
what is that supposed to mean
old is for women
Haiku # 40043, November 17, 2007 2:17 pm ET
by he has the trump
it's in cold storage
what cause for circulation
ah let her spoil
Haiku # 40042, November 17, 2007 2:02 pm ET
by well.why not~buttmunch
every five blips
the world gets faster, brighter
deadlier, and quaint
Haiku # 40041, November 17, 2007 1:28 pm ET
by black sheep
in this era of
quick change, older guys like me
know what it feels like

now I know why the
silent majority was
scared by "Aquarius"
Haiku # 40040, November 17, 2007 1:27 pm ET
by black sheep
wild times are had by
those trying to suspend their
lives, just to let go
Haiku # 40039, November 17, 2007 1:25 pm ET
by black sheep
two blues and one card
miss:lay confession of faith
deal of miss:inform
Haiku # 40038, November 17, 2007 12:57 pm ET
by of the chambers
yup, that's were I hail
my mind is like ferral dog
often wag my tail
Haiku # 40036, November 16, 2007 6:40 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Venice beach, really?
Used to live on Ocean Park
In the late 90s
Haiku # 40035, November 16, 2007 4:28 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
So brightly living
must not light the torch with her
my own flame dwindles
Haiku # 40032, November 15, 2007 3:03 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
So I typed out "there,"
actually I typed "their."
I am embarrassed.
Haiku # 40031, November 14, 2007 9:27 pm ET
by Bad Typist of hell
Restroom loitering
Debauched reconnoitering
Hey, Senator Craig!
Haiku # 40030, November 14, 2007 6:34 pm ET
by Lush
longing for a girl
so consumed by sideways glance
hot sweet seduction
Haiku # 40029, November 14, 2007 5:04 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
longing for coffee
blooming releases magic
oh sweet elixir
Haiku # 40028, November 14, 2007 4:52 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Struggling with the wind
Vunerable existence
Its life to preserve
*
Its weakening hold
Trying not to wave goodbye
One lonely brown leaf

Haiku # 40027, November 14, 2007 7:59 am ET
by William Nippress
it's nine years for me
and i'm still doing haiku
who would have thought it ?
Haiku # 40026, November 14, 2007 7:06 am ET
by ash
sweet sweet sweet oh love
fantasies of love give feel
things I'll never have
Haiku # 40025, November 14, 2007 2:16 am ET
by cept in my sweetest dreams xoxoxoxo
zyotwtzz http://ktdulojl.com fmoyhiew zalkpuwy jibnfihr [URL=http://hbbbyysz.com]ngkutkat[/URL]
Haiku # 40024, November 13, 2007 11:51 pm ET
by fhpwuxux of rqvljtre, hhclfnft
It has ups and downs
This roller coaster of life
But they equal out
*
Sometimes exciting
Its then we feel so alive
But often it's dull
*
So it is "our life"
It's the only one we have
Make the most of it!
Haiku # 40023, November 13, 2007 5:26 am ET
by Dancing Fool
It has ups and downs
This roller coaster of life
But they equal out
*
Sometimes exciting
Its then we feel so alive
But often it
Haiku # 40022, November 13, 2007 5:21 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Thanks Janis

Joy and emotions
So much wrapped up in Haikus
As years pass on by

Its been good
Haiku # 40021, November 12, 2007 1:10 pm ET
by William Nippress
time to celebrate
be filled with jolly and cheer
Bad Haiku New Year
Haiku # 40020, November 12, 2007 12:13 pm ET
by thnx Janis..
'leven years ago
Sat down and made this old site
I'm much wiser now.
Haiku # 40019, November 11, 2007 11:13 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
treasure of priceless
first true sense of what is love
sure enough of mine
Haiku # 40018, November 11, 2007 1:50 pm ET
by thankful for
dispassionate love
sequestered for two decades
it was not always
Haiku # 40017, November 11, 2007 12:28 pm ET
by ap
very soon janis
eleven years of haiku
happy birthday girl
Haiku # 40016, November 11, 2007 6:09 am ET
by ash
Too bitter, too old
Too fat, too unattractive
To ever find Love
Haiku # 40015, November 10, 2007 5:03 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phx, AZ
Trolls, ugly creatures
Whilst I agree sentiments
I think your too soft
*
Lives under a bridge
And jumps out and eat children
Or billy goat gruff
*
Child and goat eater
You think he's as nice as that?
I somehow doubt it
Haiku # 40014, November 10, 2007 5:52 am ET
by Rather a childish Haiku for the childish Z of its his level.
Drowning in beer vat?
Leave an inebriated,
smiling corpse behind
Haiku # 40013, November 9, 2007 7:37 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
tra la la la la
skipping through the sweet poems
came a nasty troll
Haiku # 40012, November 9, 2007 4:58 am ET
by ash
yeah butt I'll give you
one million dollahs if you ...
if you..oh well hell
Haiku # 40003, November 6, 2007 12:21 am ET
by LOL.. touche pussycat
Aretha got hers
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Rodney don't get no
Haiku # 40002, November 5, 2007 11:12 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Dedicated to SAL

Soft Misty landscapes
Where our Mother Nature rains
Quietly unnoticed

The Goddess supreme
Between man and her seasons
Cloaked in dappled gold

Man in his city
Her soft offerings unseen
The gifts that are free

Then we are lucky
She's not taken for granted
By us who can see

Haiku # 40001, November 5, 2007 7:39 am ET
by Dancing Fool
congrats to bad math
forty thousand and going
why am i still up?
Haiku # 40000, November 5, 2007 6:30 am ET
by Sacha
say no to the jokes
and all double standards too
thee goose and gander
Haiku # 39999, November 5, 2007 12:29 am ET
by I believe you would be right watson
Joyfully alone
A leaf frolicking in the wind
Hither and wither
*
Care I not for ties
Adrift on agile currents
Adventure beckons
*
Accept solitud
Welcome the lonly cold bed
What need I for love?
*
No warm soft embrace
I need no welcoming arms
The touch of sofr lips
*
Smell of a woman
Her sweetest breath on my face
Her ecstasy moans
*
Tightening embrace
Her whispering "I love you"
Who needs it? Not I
*

Haiku # 39998, November 4, 2007 6:22 am ET
by You kissed me last night
Tightening embrace
Her whispering
Haiku # 39997, November 4, 2007 6:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
At ease in this world
The smooth oneness of it all
Life
Haiku # 39996, November 3, 2007 6:57 am ET
by Dancing Fool
today today yes
in resonance of thyne heart
a breath of fresh air
Haiku # 39995, November 3, 2007 3:00 am ET
by is that ok? thyne? I doh no
chances in the rain
falling to splinter roses
maybe music comes
Haiku # 39994, November 3, 2007 2:58 am ET
by I will
I cave on this house
like a mouse cowering, dark
feel trepid darkness
Haiku # 39993, November 3, 2007 2:57 am ET
by smoldering wood on toes
Knit myself a thong
Slapdash haberdashery
Buttocks in the wind
Haiku # 39992, November 2, 2007 10:22 pm ET
by Lush
Shifting our balance
Willingly we embrace
We have never met

Enthused by rhythm
Holding each other sensually
Connected we dance

Around our axis
Moving smoothly together
In a close embrace

Trusting innocence
Naive to our emotions
We
Haiku # 39985, November 2, 2007 1:27 pm ET
by Dancing Fool of Still on a high
Much drag-queen glamor
Minions walking past the throngs
Boys town Halloween
Haiku # 39984, November 1, 2007 8:28 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
morning fog
Hides autumn trees
Peek-a-boo
Haiku # 39983, November 1, 2007 7:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Alone in the dark.
Scared? Don't be. Nothing to fear.
It's just bad Haiku.
Haiku # 39982, October 31, 2007 4:00 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
My senses heightened
The music drawing me back
As I stare outside

Partnered by the breeze
Weaving tangled soft shadows
Dancing gold brown Leaves

My gaze passes back
A room full of lush softness
Mellow Tango fruit

Such a place as this
Wondrous Tango mango
Rare moments in time
Haiku # 39981, October 30, 2007 9:08 am ET
by William Nippress
So smooth and juicy
Passionate Tango Mango
Dancing for a week
Haiku # 39980, October 28, 2007 7:20 pm ET
by Dancing Fool of This week Totnes
already been done
yet the formula dose work
for fame and fortune
Haiku # 39979, October 27, 2007 12:51 pm ET
by I read it on the internet
if this wish i could
I would..so sweetly.. I would
darn reality
Haiku # 39978, October 27, 2007 2:32 am ET
by Laughing at myself wih love
Coffee is my tool,
grinding gold is my job.
Way to get a life.
Haiku # 39977, October 26, 2007 11:14 am ET
by WoW Gold of Camp Mojache, Feralas
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