Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

say no to the jokes
and all double standards too
thee goose and gander
Haiku # 39999, November 5, 2007 12:29 am ET
by I believe you would be right watson
Joyfully alone
A leaf frolicking in the wind
Hither and wither
*
Care I not for ties
Adrift on agile currents
Adventure beckons
*
Accept solitud
Welcome the lonly cold bed
What need I for love?
*
No warm soft embrace
I need no welcoming arms
The touch of sofr lips
*
Smell of a woman
Her sweetest breath on my face
Her ecstasy moans
*
Tightening embrace
Her whispering "I love you"
Who needs it? Not I
*

Haiku # 39998, November 4, 2007 6:22 am ET
by You kissed me last night
Tightening embrace
Her whispering
Haiku # 39997, November 4, 2007 6:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
At ease in this world
The smooth oneness of it all
Life
Haiku # 39996, November 3, 2007 6:57 am ET
by Dancing Fool
today today yes
in resonance of thyne heart
a breath of fresh air
Haiku # 39995, November 3, 2007 3:00 am ET
by is that ok? thyne? I doh no
chances in the rain
falling to splinter roses
maybe music comes
Haiku # 39994, November 3, 2007 2:58 am ET
by I will
I cave on this house
like a mouse cowering, dark
feel trepid darkness
Haiku # 39993, November 3, 2007 2:57 am ET
by smoldering wood on toes
Knit myself a thong
Slapdash haberdashery
Buttocks in the wind
Haiku # 39992, November 2, 2007 10:22 pm ET
by Lush
Shifting our balance
Willingly we embrace
We have never met

Enthused by rhythm
Holding each other sensually
Connected we dance

Around our axis
Moving smoothly together
In a close embrace

Trusting innocence
Naive to our emotions
We
Haiku # 39985, November 2, 2007 1:27 pm ET
by Dancing Fool of Still on a high
Much drag-queen glamor
Minions walking past the throngs
Boys town Halloween
Haiku # 39984, November 1, 2007 8:28 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
morning fog
Hides autumn trees
Peek-a-boo
Haiku # 39983, November 1, 2007 7:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Alone in the dark.
Scared? Don't be. Nothing to fear.
It's just bad Haiku.
Haiku # 39982, October 31, 2007 4:00 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
My senses heightened
The music drawing me back
As I stare outside

Partnered by the breeze
Weaving tangled soft shadows
Dancing gold brown Leaves

My gaze passes back
A room full of lush softness
Mellow Tango fruit

Such a place as this
Wondrous Tango mango
Rare moments in time
Haiku # 39981, October 30, 2007 9:08 am ET
by William Nippress
So smooth and juicy
Passionate Tango Mango
Dancing for a week
Haiku # 39980, October 28, 2007 7:20 pm ET
by Dancing Fool of This week Totnes
already been done
yet the formula dose work
for fame and fortune
Haiku # 39979, October 27, 2007 12:51 pm ET
by I read it on the internet
if this wish i could
I would..so sweetly.. I would
darn reality
Haiku # 39978, October 27, 2007 2:32 am ET
by Laughing at myself wih love
Coffee is my tool,
grinding gold is my job.
Way to get a life.
Haiku # 39977, October 26, 2007 11:14 am ET
by WoW Gold of Camp Mojache, Feralas
aliens came in
I had to ask you about
the anal probe there
Haiku # 39976, October 25, 2007 2:34 am ET
by I think they left it behind
I laid in my bed
I looked with hope to the stars
HEY, where is my roof???
Haiku # 39975, October 25, 2007 2:31 am ET
by homeless vagrant with a bird
a word and a blow
that one man can call one's own
under pressure of
Haiku # 39974, October 25, 2007 2:28 am ET
by milk and gas
butterflies as soft
elegant and silk wings fly
into clouded blue
Haiku # 39973, October 25, 2007 2:26 am ET
by currents of water
dear dipshit mr. friend
who the hell wuz that? et vous?
thanks for fuckin me
Haiku # 39972, October 25, 2007 2:23 am ET
by up
i need a release
these things and hell upon me
more she says you laugh
Haiku # 39971, October 25, 2007 2:22 am ET
by wait I got another joke for you
flora and fauna
scented and sprung it's over
changing the bed sheets
Haiku # 39970, October 24, 2007 11:03 pm ET
by holy crao that band is hitting the spot tonight..EXEMPTION..heavy
where did it all go
I try to remember..Can't
the 3rd and 4th grade??
Haiku # 39969, October 24, 2007 11:00 pm ET
by brain damage
that's about it too
a great happy moment YEAH
mmm can't help myself..
:(xoxo:)
Haiku # 39968, October 24, 2007 10:59 pm ET
by need some exemption
Turbulent echo's
Minds eye flashes backward
Yet sleep brings no peace
Haiku # 39967, October 24, 2007 8:39 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Our idle chatter
Taken for granted it seems
Without depth silenced
Haiku # 39966, October 23, 2007 7:41 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Arms to be twisted
Enthusiasm all spent
A fine line indeed
Haiku # 39965, October 23, 2007 7:30 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
A peaceful morning.
Kids at home on Playstations.
It's half term again :-)
Haiku # 39964, October 22, 2007 5:39 am ET
by phil of Exeter UK
Autumn ,Month 8, Leaf red
who knows what time it could be.
My math worsens each day
10/21/07
Haiku # 39963, October 21, 2007 3:50 pm ET
by Robin Len of CANADA
Your birthday party
I
Haiku # 39962, October 21, 2007 6:23 am ET
by William Nippress of The more you have the longer you live
Soft round smooth pink mounds
Presented for our delight
Quivers to my touch

Haiku # 39961, October 21, 2007 5:17 am ET
by Whiplash
avaunt! deep musing
undergo eclipse lost to
fall under one's fix
Haiku # 39960, October 21, 2007 1:37 am ET
by its britney bitch
unlucky dube
perhaps rastas never die
sadly, people do
Haiku # 39959, October 21, 2007 12:15 am ET
by ash
fasten yourselves in
behold, i'de have you to know
a light is kindled
Haiku # 39958, October 20, 2007 7:59 pm ET
by flinch
Lvoe is all around
A seam untapped by others
A spanking gold mine?

Haiku # 39957, October 20, 2007 1:40 pm ET
by Naked lunch
last night, dancing light
then hatred, threats, violence,
does love conquer all?
Haiku # 39956, October 20, 2007 1:12 pm ET
by d
digging deep for lvoe
to mine my deepest heart seam ...
rocks and boulders now...
Haiku # 39955, October 20, 2007 1:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh my ashen dear.
Asperger's? Seriously?
Do give us a hug.
Haiku # 39954, October 20, 2007 12:47 am ET
by Lush
My nascent fetish
Orgiastic midget porn
A miniature train
Haiku # 39953, October 20, 2007 12:41 am ET
by Lush
beer for breakfast meal,
can't wait for lunch or dinner
what else for dessert?

proper attitude
we drink before going out
our beer night starts right
Haiku # 39952, October 19, 2007 7:51 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
stupid work problems
all vanish after writing
my sex beer haiku
Haiku # 39951, October 19, 2007 7:38 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
A Thirst Left Unquenched
Liquid Bread Flows Softly Down
Bitter Finish Ahhhhhh
Haiku # 39950, October 19, 2007 6:02 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
one hell of a bone
it's old and giving splinters
massive animal
Haiku # 39949, October 19, 2007 4:01 pm ET
by tickled toes of oh whatever
Welcome back to Ash
Glad to see your back on form
We missed your musses
Haiku # 39944, October 19, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
curse you bad haiku
having deleted the "que"?
the whole joke is lost
Haiku # 39943, October 19, 2007 8:54 am ET
by ash
life without passion
that can't be normal either
not feeling oh...
Haiku # 39942, October 19, 2007 8:53 am ET
by ash
we are all mortal
knowing doesn't help matters
and time rubs it in
Haiku # 39940, October 19, 2007 6:41 am ET
by ash
Bright yellow apples
Ripe juicy, tied to the tree
Waiting to be plucked

Held restrained helpless
Sting of anticipation
Pleasures yet to come

A private pleasure
Vulnerable open fruit
Our feast to enjoy

Haiku # 39939, October 19, 2007 6:07 am ET
by William Nippress
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