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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
what is it about
as crap gets done, somehow life
just seems to get fun?
Haiku # 40090 November 30, 2007 1:28 pm ET
by bs
kit kat is better
chocolate outside, cookie in
oh so delicious
Haiku # 40089 November 30, 2007 1:24 pm ET
by yummmy
Anger is a gift.
You won't find it on e-bay,
it's the thought that counts
Haiku # 40088 November 29, 2007 4:53 pm ET
by office jockey of England
my army surrounds
ready to break down her walls
a garden within
Haiku # 40087 November 28, 2007 8:02 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
once I saw a bug
I looked down at it real close
it's face curled..he toot
Haiku # 40086 November 28, 2007 4:40 pm ET
by is that kute?? Muwah
I think it's the best
advice you offer for all
tis' the season yet
Haiku # 40085 November 28, 2007 4:09 pm ET
by bs (consider the pun)
So I went shopping
and thought of you today. gifts
yes that's what does count
Haiku # 40084 November 27, 2007 3:26 pm ET
by well I am just gonna be happy
consider hitler
6 million died and more
then he killed himself
Haiku # 40083 November 27, 2007 12:29 pm ET
by black sheep
I wonder if such
pride remains when one is gone
to avoid the proud
Haiku # 40082 November 27, 2007 12:29 pm ET
by black sheep
others can't will my
fear or kindness, only I
can, such is power
Haiku # 40081 November 27, 2007 12:26 pm ET
by black sheep of violence is a short term investment leading to suicide or as a last resort against the violent
someone else's harm
doesn't register but if
it's your own, as one

cliche says, do unto
others, saying that just ticks
off the proud and wild
Haiku # 40080 November 27, 2007 12:25 pm ET
by black sheep
then again, the
logic of violence thinks
all are violent

to survive, and pick
at the bones of survival
but not to go on
Haiku # 40079 November 27, 2007 12:23 pm ET
by black sheep
turn the other cheek
and i'll break your fucking chin
violence is golden
Haiku # 40078 November 26, 2007 5:27 pm ET
by sf
I also realized that
I could have salsa and that
would be just as well
Haiku # 40077 November 26, 2007 5:03 pm ET
by black sheep of in the mood for nachos
yeah, I can turn my
sails, and have to go with the
wind as it takes me
Haiku # 40076 November 26, 2007 4:50 pm ET
by black sheep of choices I can make as oposed to forces outside myself
you say go this way
then the wind blows, I'll be damned
you change direction
Haiku # 40075 November 26, 2007 3:33 pm ET
by as if
truth is the weak go
after the weak because they
don't want to see or

smell their own beings
and remain perhaps as they are
for they know it
Haiku # 40074 November 26, 2007 12:34 pm ET
by black sheep
people respond, to
words, violence, heckling, like
seagulls in the old

book by Richard Bach
they eat, fly, squabble, shit, flap
and he just wants flight

flight above it all,
Haiku # 40073 November 26, 2007 12:32 pm ET
by black sheep
turning the other
cheek, do people get that at
all anymore or

does one have to be
Satanic, and smack with all
force, like a pack man
Haiku # 40072 November 26, 2007 12:30 pm ET
by black sheep
one thing i never
liked about this place is how
one tears like beasts to

bone, the human mind
how can I win, win, win, win
I am at a loss
Haiku # 40071 November 26, 2007 12:27 pm ET
by black sheep of ego is a mental hard on that needs a kick in the balls sometimes
my philosophy
is that your philosophy
sucks no matter what

at circuit city
i elbow my fellow man
for a camera
Haiku # 40070 November 26, 2007 7:16 am ET
by sf
jesus fucking christ
it's almost santa again
god bless big spending
Haiku # 40068 November 23, 2007 4:49 am ET
by ash
Smallpox in blankets
and attempted genocide
Hey Ya, thanks Whitey.
Haiku # 40067 November 23, 2007 1:18 am ET
by Lush
no turkey this year
I'm in the mood for some beef
prime rib and au jus
Haiku # 40066 November 21, 2007 12:00 pm ET
by happy thanksgiving everyone
telling it..has not to
do with..grown up..being bad
wrong scenario
Haiku # 40065 November 21, 2007 11:59 am ET
by thx anywy babe
Dark woven leafless
Black lace on a silver screen
Trees in the Twilight
Haiku # 40064 November 21, 2007 11:35 am ET
by Dancing Fool
You are a grown up
When you can tell someone truth
Till then you're a child
*
Example of this
Politicians and Bankers
A child or grown up?
Haiku # 40063 November 21, 2007 11:23 am ET
by Dancing Fool
I want to tell him
everything, all of it..laid
but I'm afraid..so
Haiku # 40062 November 20, 2007 11:36 pm ET
by just plain scared
remove the word in
it was longer than seven
moving to belgium
Haiku # 40061 November 20, 2007 9:58 am ET
by fish
what in the hell? SH-
10151 is
an orbital gun?
Haiku # 40060 November 20, 2007 9:52 am ET
by fish of Space!
distracter fish
here the teacher teaches why
Dora is a slut
Haiku # 40059 November 20, 2007 9:44 am ET
by shelleycakes of her classroom
just whose idea
Italian fishermen bake
fish panettone
Haiku # 40058 November 20, 2007 9:26 am ET
by fish
what a name she has
like an invertebrate home
yet sweet as a tart
Haiku # 40057 November 20, 2007 9:04 am ET
by fish
blue formaldehyde
dessicate dessicate yaw
gamogenesis
Haiku # 40056 November 20, 2007 6:07 am ET
by shelleycakes of UK
seven ten off-suit
poor hand for a large bet
shoulda known better
Haiku # 40055 November 19, 2007 10:32 pm ET
by Janis
collapse of reason
hungry flesh finds sweet treason
ethos now echoes
Haiku # 40054 November 19, 2007 7:37 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
the dark side always
tempers men, caged feelings rage
or flatten out style
Haiku # 40053 November 19, 2007 2:16 pm ET
by black sheep
sigh, sometimes words fail
creative when not on here
writer's blockage here
Haiku # 40052 November 19, 2007 2:09 pm ET
by black sheep
In ocean lorcha
Purge. No piano where want lolls,
Her faithful absence.
Haiku # 40046 November 19, 2007 8:31 am ET
by shelleycakes of UK
friday friday
blah blah
something about fish
Haiku # 40045 November 19, 2007 7:21 am ET
by sdkfldsk of lll
I like fish I think
I think I like fish
and pants with fish
Haiku # 40044 November 19, 2007 7:20 am ET
by lkgj of kkk
old older oldest
what is that supposed to mean
old is for women
Haiku # 40043 November 17, 2007 2:17 pm ET
by he has the trump
it's in cold storage
what cause for circulation
ah let her spoil
Haiku # 40042 November 17, 2007 2:02 pm ET
by well.why not~buttmunch
every five blips
the world gets faster, brighter
deadlier, and quaint
Haiku # 40041 November 17, 2007 1:28 pm ET
by black sheep
in this era of
quick change, older guys like me
know what it feels like

now I know why the
silent majority was
scared by "Aquarius"
Haiku # 40040 November 17, 2007 1:27 pm ET
by black sheep
wild times are had by
those trying to suspend their
lives, just to let go
Haiku # 40039 November 17, 2007 1:25 pm ET
by black sheep
two blues and one card
miss:lay confession of faith
deal of miss:inform
Haiku # 40038 November 17, 2007 12:57 pm ET
by of the chambers
yup, that's were I hail
my mind is like ferral dog
often wag my tail
Haiku # 40036 November 16, 2007 6:40 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Venice beach, really?
Used to live on Ocean Park
In the late 90s
Haiku # 40035 November 16, 2007 4:28 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
So brightly living
must not light the torch with her
my own flame dwindles
Haiku # 40032 November 15, 2007 3:03 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach