Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
my vow of hatred
to masticate your spirit
destroy out of love
Haiku # 40135 December 10, 2007 3:40 pm ET
by sf
my mopey haikus
they are short and to the point
like my love-making
Haiku # 40134 December 10, 2007 4:10 am ET
by sf
coincedence..thought
would you know about the plan
written in your face
Haiku # 40133 December 9, 2007 1:30 pm ET
by enough already
bad, bad, it's all bad
haiku as a metaphor
for my existence
Haiku # 40132 December 9, 2007 7:22 am ET
by ash
so you're on the edge
then expect a mighty shove
no helping hands here
Haiku # 40131 December 9, 2007 6:13 am ET
by sf
yikes, ewe blackened arse
your sophomoric blather
'tis not poetry
Haiku # 40130 December 9, 2007 4:23 am ET
by Lush
rectal suffering
to mouse over and click "send"
yet i shall survive
Haiku # 40129 December 9, 2007 4:16 am ET
by Lush
I touch typed your code
then tapped enter, and nothing
overly secure
Haiku # 40128 December 9, 2007 4:14 am ET
by lush
radio silence
Pooty Tang ... did it again!
please do not compete
Haiku # 40127 December 9, 2007 4:11 am ET
by Lush
deeper perhaps yet
teacher never says goodbye
the lesson remains
Haiku # 40126 December 7, 2007 8:56 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venic Beach
in frisky night air
now load the cannons me lads
it's time to be bad
Haiku # 40125 December 7, 2007 8:47 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Message for "black sheep"

I will be setting
your "in the mood for nachos"
to a 12-tone piece.

Hope you do not mind.
Let me know if you would like
to listen to it.
Haiku # 40124 December 7, 2007 7:12 pm ET
by M.A.J.
Naked Beautiful
She presents herself to me
I long to take her
*
Soft smooth Skin waits
Her low moans to my touching
As I give Pleasure


Thank you for trusting me
Haiku # 40123 December 7, 2007 5:13 am ET
by Last lunch before down under
is it bad grammar
or just poetic license
okay...bad grammar
Haiku # 40122 December 6, 2007 10:06 pm ET
by quitter
the tongue of the dog
slaps around spit threw the air
he wants out to poop
Haiku # 40121 December 6, 2007 9:05 pm ET
by the jolly green giant
artfully erotic
smile appriciate the form
shes glad to give more
Haiku # 40120 December 6, 2007 8:45 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
dancing on a pole
that is all she'll ever be
walking genitals
Haiku # 40119 December 6, 2007 7:42 pm ET
by sf
oh silent anger
she is not suffering fools
to bad I play one
Haiku # 40118 December 6, 2007 2:08 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Wallowing in it
sweet and selfish, do I know
There is no pony
Haiku # 40117 December 6, 2007 1:52 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Burn some calories
Try jumping to conclusions
Keeps you fit and trim
Haiku # 40116 December 6, 2007 1:28 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
why does he wear shoes?
to hide his gnarly toe-nails.
YOU try to trim them.
Haiku # 40115 December 5, 2007 7:51 pm ET
by scotch
superman fetish
that a foot in your lycra -
or just some spare socks ?
Haiku # 40114 December 5, 2007 9:07 am ET
by ash
PayPal double billed
they are holdinh=g my money
they should put it back

took it from my card
made ebay seller refund
but PayPal keeps it

I am a tad pssied
they took it easy now they
should just give it back

This is the second
issue they have raised with me
maybe a lawyer

can't cancel acct
can't get money that they took
can't get good answers

I think I can smell
something bad that is cooking
these peeps are not cool
Haiku # 40113 December 5, 2007 1:56 am ET
by PayPal bad business
thnx //this memory
the unanswered prayers..maybe
I do feel better
Haiku # 40112 December 4, 2007 9:10 pm ET
by silly things we cannot see
this just plain ol sucks
somebody get me some drugs
fill my cup HAPPY
Haiku # 40111 December 4, 2007 6:42 pm ET
by worst funk EVERrrrr..
caught in tangled web
not of lies, entirely
truths and perceptions
Haiku # 40110 December 4, 2007 2:59 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Pale skin

Poinsettia rests upon her

Autumn leaves swirl
Haiku # 40109 December 4, 2007 1:17 am ET
by Samantha of Fountain Inn, SC
let me explain it
soft sexy booties he has
to make him complete
Haiku # 40108 December 4, 2007 12:26 am ET
by mellie
i just don't get it
why does superman wear shoes ?
marvel please explain
Haiku # 40107 December 3, 2007 4:01 am ET
by ash
I defy you i say
my purest state of boredom
because I said so
Haiku # 40106 December 3, 2007 12:47 am ET
by lemonade anyone?
Perfection just sucks
When all you want is to be
is a floating leaf.
Haiku # 40105 December 2, 2007 9:59 pm ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
dark night of the soul
we never talked about that
during sunday school
Haiku # 40104 December 2, 2007 4:13 pm ET
by sf
I am so happy
for you my friend ..big congrats!!
here is more GO VIBES
Haiku # 40103 December 2, 2007 3:52 pm ET
by YAY!! xoxoxox bleed sweet love
PICKLES IN MY SOUP
GOODNIGHT SNORE HOO HOO BLEW
CHICA BOOM BOOM CAT
Haiku # 40102 December 1, 2007 1:29 pm ET
by GENERA TION/TOR
WHAT IS IT? YOU SAY
A BUTTON THAT YOU CAN PUSH
MAKES ME A SCREAMER
Haiku # 40101 December 1, 2007 1:27 pm ET
by THROWIN SUBHUMANS AROUND
game of dealers choice
"omaha, no u the ho"
and it makes no sense
Haiku # 40100 December 1, 2007 12:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it says 'drink moxie'
in a challenge to take the
taste, bitter and sweet
Haiku # 40099 December 1, 2007 11:50 am ET
by bs
we can all write things
with our own selections
imperfect, but here
Haiku # 40098 December 1, 2007 10:53 am ET
by bs
so you say you teach
yet nothing learned. flat dead splayed
oh yes ..by Benise
Haiku # 40097 December 1, 2007 4:18 am ET
by i do want to learn
call me a coward
pussy u r ..when you hide yes
behind hollywood
Haiku # 40096 December 1, 2007 3:37 am ET
by chicken shit two lipped pansy ass nany boy 13616
i love you darling
anger and hate has to go
I seek a real bond
Haiku # 40095 December 1, 2007 2:13 am ET
by otters holding hands
pencil on the desk
lonely bored he plays his cards
as if a winner
Haiku # 40094 December 1, 2007 2:11 am ET
by uh huh.. you wanna hug or something
perils of nothing
in tomorrow and today
nothing does happen
Haiku # 40093 December 1, 2007 2:09 am ET
by for whatever reason
deeper breached the walls
stronger like wolf and than some
teacher say goodbye
Haiku # 40092 December 1, 2007 2:09 am ET
by cry me a river of arrogance
shooting straight as kind
a shadow missed and took hide
cloaked for sin in light
Haiku # 40091 December 1, 2007 2:07 am ET
by generate a name
what is it about
as crap gets done, somehow life
just seems to get fun?
Haiku # 40090 November 30, 2007 1:28 pm ET
by bs
kit kat is better
chocolate outside, cookie in
oh so delicious
Haiku # 40089 November 30, 2007 1:24 pm ET
by yummmy
Anger is a gift.
You won't find it on e-bay,
it's the thought that counts
Haiku # 40088 November 29, 2007 4:53 pm ET
by office jockey of England
my army surrounds
ready to break down her walls
a garden within
Haiku # 40087 November 28, 2007 8:02 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
once I saw a bug
I looked down at it real close
it's face curled..he toot
Haiku # 40086 November 28, 2007 4:40 pm ET
by is that kute?? Muwah