Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

comrades behind me
I walked on into the night
Mondays not so much
Haiku # 40141, December 11, 2007 12:51 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
some days are kind
marked with a wish of friendship
nothing else matters
Haiku # 40140, December 11, 2007 2:53 am ET
by icing on the cake 19963
anybody there?
out there? a vast ocean and
not a connection
Haiku # 40139, December 11, 2007 1:48 am ET
by lost cat on a styrofoam board in the middle of the atlantic
no motivation
excitement is yesterday
much rather to sleep
Haiku # 40138, December 10, 2007 5:50 pm ET
by and so ..this sucks ass
deplorable poise
overwhelming acceptance
kind of backwards..yes?
Haiku # 40137, December 10, 2007 4:42 pm ET
by underwear is fun to wear
If your name was Wang
And my name was also Wang
We would be two Wangs!
Haiku # 40136, December 10, 2007 4:33 pm ET
by Wang Dongle of Dangling
my vow of hatred
to masticate your spirit
destroy out of love
Haiku # 40135, December 10, 2007 3:40 pm ET
by sf
my mopey haikus
they are short and to the point
like my love-making
Haiku # 40134, December 10, 2007 4:10 am ET
by sf
coincedence..thought
would you know about the plan
written in your face
Haiku # 40133, December 9, 2007 1:30 pm ET
by enough already
bad, bad, it's all bad
haiku as a metaphor
for my existence
Haiku # 40132, December 9, 2007 7:22 am ET
by ash
so you're on the edge
then expect a mighty shove
no helping hands here
Haiku # 40131, December 9, 2007 6:13 am ET
by sf
yikes, ewe blackened arse
your sophomoric blather
'tis not poetry
Haiku # 40130, December 9, 2007 4:23 am ET
by Lush
rectal suffering
to mouse over and click "send"
yet i shall survive
Haiku # 40129, December 9, 2007 4:16 am ET
by Lush
I touch typed your code
then tapped enter, and nothing
overly secure
Haiku # 40128, December 9, 2007 4:14 am ET
by lush
radio silence
Pooty Tang ... did it again!
please do not compete
Haiku # 40127, December 9, 2007 4:11 am ET
by Lush
deeper perhaps yet
teacher never says goodbye
the lesson remains
Haiku # 40126, December 7, 2007 8:56 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venic Beach
in frisky night air
now load the cannons me lads
it's time to be bad
Haiku # 40125, December 7, 2007 8:47 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Message for "black sheep"

I will be setting
your "in the mood for nachos"
to a 12-tone piece.

Hope you do not mind.
Let me know if you would like
to listen to it.
Haiku # 40124, December 7, 2007 7:12 pm ET
by M.A.J.
Naked Beautiful
She presents herself to me
I long to take her
*
Soft smooth Skin waits
Her low moans to my touching
As I give Pleasure


Thank you for trusting me
Haiku # 40123, December 7, 2007 5:13 am ET
by Last lunch before down under
is it bad grammar
or just poetic license
okay...bad grammar
Haiku # 40122, December 6, 2007 10:06 pm ET
by quitter
the tongue of the dog
slaps around spit threw the air
he wants out to poop
Haiku # 40121, December 6, 2007 9:05 pm ET
by the jolly green giant
artfully erotic
smile appriciate the form
shes glad to give more
Haiku # 40120, December 6, 2007 8:45 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
dancing on a pole
that is all she'll ever be
walking genitals
Haiku # 40119, December 6, 2007 7:42 pm ET
by sf
oh silent anger
she is not suffering fools
to bad I play one
Haiku # 40118, December 6, 2007 2:08 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Wallowing in it
sweet and selfish, do I know
There is no pony
Haiku # 40117, December 6, 2007 1:52 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Burn some calories
Try jumping to conclusions
Keeps you fit and trim
Haiku # 40116, December 6, 2007 1:28 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
why does he wear shoes?
to hide his gnarly toe-nails.
YOU try to trim them.
Haiku # 40115, December 5, 2007 7:51 pm ET
by scotch
superman fetish
that a foot in your lycra -
or just some spare socks ?
Haiku # 40114, December 5, 2007 9:07 am ET
by ash
PayPal double billed
they are holdinh=g my money
they should put it back

took it from my card
made ebay seller refund
but PayPal keeps it

I am a tad pssied
they took it easy now they
should just give it back

This is the second
issue they have raised with me
maybe a lawyer

can't cancel acct
can't get money that they took
can't get good answers

I think I can smell
something bad that is cooking
these peeps are not cool
Haiku # 40113, December 5, 2007 1:56 am ET
by PayPal bad business
thnx //this memory
the unanswered prayers..maybe
I do feel better
Haiku # 40112, December 4, 2007 9:10 pm ET
by silly things we cannot see
this just plain ol sucks
somebody get me some drugs
fill my cup HAPPY
Haiku # 40111, December 4, 2007 6:42 pm ET
by worst funk EVERrrrr..
caught in tangled web
not of lies, entirely
truths and perceptions
Haiku # 40110, December 4, 2007 2:59 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Pale skin

Poinsettia rests upon her

Autumn leaves swirl
Haiku # 40109, December 4, 2007 1:17 am ET
by Samantha of Fountain Inn, SC
let me explain it
soft sexy booties he has
to make him complete
Haiku # 40108, December 4, 2007 12:26 am ET
by mellie
i just don't get it
why does superman wear shoes ?
marvel please explain
Haiku # 40107, December 3, 2007 4:01 am ET
by ash
I defy you i say
my purest state of boredom
because I said so
Haiku # 40106, December 3, 2007 12:47 am ET
by lemonade anyone?
Perfection just sucks
When all you want is to be
is a floating leaf.
Haiku # 40105, December 2, 2007 9:59 pm ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
dark night of the soul
we never talked about that
during sunday school
Haiku # 40104, December 2, 2007 4:13 pm ET
by sf
I am so happy
for you my friend ..big congrats!!
here is more GO VIBES
Haiku # 40103, December 2, 2007 3:52 pm ET
by YAY!! xoxoxox bleed sweet love
PICKLES IN MY SOUP
GOODNIGHT SNORE HOO HOO BLEW
CHICA BOOM BOOM CAT
Haiku # 40102, December 1, 2007 1:29 pm ET
by GENERA TION/TOR
WHAT IS IT? YOU SAY
A BUTTON THAT YOU CAN PUSH
MAKES ME A SCREAMER
Haiku # 40101, December 1, 2007 1:27 pm ET
by THROWIN SUBHUMANS AROUND
game of dealers choice
"omaha, no u the ho"
and it makes no sense
Haiku # 40100, December 1, 2007 12:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it says 'drink moxie'
in a challenge to take the
taste, bitter and sweet
Haiku # 40099, December 1, 2007 11:50 am ET
by bs
we can all write things
with our own selections
imperfect, but here
Haiku # 40098, December 1, 2007 10:53 am ET
by bs
so you say you teach
yet nothing learned. flat dead splayed
oh yes ..by Benise
Haiku # 40097, December 1, 2007 4:18 am ET
by i do want to learn
call me a coward
pussy u r ..when you hide yes
behind hollywood
Haiku # 40096, December 1, 2007 3:37 am ET
by chicken shit two lipped pansy ass nany boy 13616
i love you darling
anger and hate has to go
I seek a real bond
Haiku # 40095, December 1, 2007 2:13 am ET
by otters holding hands
pencil on the desk
lonely bored he plays his cards
as if a winner
Haiku # 40094, December 1, 2007 2:11 am ET
by uh huh.. you wanna hug or something
perils of nothing
in tomorrow and today
nothing does happen
Haiku # 40093, December 1, 2007 2:09 am ET
by for whatever reason
deeper breached the walls
stronger like wolf and than some
teacher say goodbye
Haiku # 40092, December 1, 2007 2:09 am ET
by cry me a river of arrogance
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