Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

More than one year back
Promised to post again soon
Took more than I thought
Haiku # 40187, December 28, 2007 8:20 am ET
by R. of PT
found this place online
so why am I so afraid
why can't help be ...strong
Haiku # 40186, December 28, 2007 3:40 am ET
by vomit
the well is not dry
and a piece of it fell on....
the sky is not falling
Haiku # 40185, December 27, 2007 6:34 pm ET
by thwap.. funny sound
great: "science goes boink"
phantastic teddy tiger
kidding all the time
Haiku # 40184, December 27, 2007 12:48 pm ET
by Austrian
calvin and hobbes
tears of joy in my eyes
soo cute and funny
Haiku # 40183, December 27, 2007 12:42 pm ET
by Austrian Comic Reader of Austria
Unsolved Mystery.
Biggest in the Universe.
Not Big Bang! Women.
Haiku # 40182, December 27, 2007 1:39 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
king crab apple pie
tummy full of happiness
something good of it
Haiku # 40181, December 26, 2007 11:38 am ET
by mmmm
my oh my ..eye see
that's a nice watch you have there
what big hands you have
Haiku # 40180, December 24, 2007 5:28 pm ET
by BITCH bitch bitchy your most highbitchness to u.. LOL
with love to you all
'twas the night before christmas
blessings and great joy
Haiku # 40179, December 24, 2007 11:15 am ET
by xoxoxox
a coo-coo is u
me and the mirror with God
the shadow behind
Haiku # 40174, December 22, 2007 3:36 am ET
by nobody even saw the vampire
Sometimes I can't take
The Canadian TV
Please please make it end
Haiku # 40173, December 21, 2007 11:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i'm sure you don't hear
souls trapped in air-tight coffins
howling for release
Haiku # 40169, December 21, 2007 12:57 am ET
by sf
"You devilish man!"
She said with a gleeful voice.
--off to bed we went
Haiku # 40168, December 21, 2007 12:27 am ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
Idiotic fool
dissed the local mafia
-bullet in the head.
Haiku # 40167, December 21, 2007 12:26 am ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
the best gift ever
is raw appreciation
no return receipt

Haiku # 40166, December 20, 2007 1:36 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
someone throw a shoe
was catting around so hard
broke the night again
Haiku # 40165, December 20, 2007 1:21 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
somewhere I can't be
you've got me bent babe you see
lemondrop troubles
Haiku # 40164, December 18, 2007 7:12 pm ET
by shhhhhhhh..
cat is furious
cyclone of claws razor teeth
I don't have a cat
Haiku # 40163, December 18, 2007 6:22 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Love Tito's Taco's
Greasy goodness runs down chin
from unabashed grin
Haiku # 40162, December 18, 2007 6:18 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
i powder coat the
mortuary's charred remains
these hands don't tremble
Haiku # 40161, December 17, 2007 1:28 am ET
by sf
in matters of the heart
I painted them with glitter
hang them on my tree
Haiku # 40160, December 16, 2007 8:13 pm ET
by all I want is a room somehwere
yeah I'm just so bored
I ate too much food today
and now I feel FAT
Haiku # 40159, December 16, 2007 12:50 am ET
by BLOATED
JUST one..to the world
but to that one person you ..may be their whole world
Haiku # 40158, December 15, 2007 3:51 pm ET
by whole breads and kisses from SANTA
hope life
well for you u
2 well it is happy :)
only love :)
Haiku # 40156, December 14, 2007 4:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
peter pan will crow
angry at wendy lady
fucks tinker bell hard
Haiku # 40155, December 13, 2007 9:22 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
life is dancing bad
fuck being a wallflower
smack an ass or two
Haiku # 40154, December 13, 2007 9:13 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
slowly sipped on ice
sweet american honey
inebriation
Haiku # 40153, December 13, 2007 9:10 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
why the north pole melts:
it's not caused by greenhouse gas,
it's elf-forge waste heat
Haiku # 40152, December 13, 2007 5:10 pm ET
by scotch of up your chimney
science killed santa,
but science will bring him back!
leave milk and fuel rods
Haiku # 40151, December 13, 2007 5:01 pm ET
by scotch
sorry about that -
damn curly apostrophes!
i'll stick to ASCII
Haiku # 40150, December 13, 2007 3:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blaze a brand new trail,
avoid the trite...why bother?
death's the last cliche
Haiku # 40149, December 13, 2007 3:05 pm ET
by scotch
blaze a brand new trail,
avoid the trite...why bother?
death
Haiku # 40148, December 13, 2007 3:04 pm ET
by scotch of grrr
blaze a brand new trail,
avoid the trite
Haiku # 40147, December 13, 2007 3:03 pm ET
by scotchfaster
blaze a brand new trail,
avoid the trite
Haiku # 40146, December 13, 2007 3:02 pm ET
by scotchfaster
Six pack of beer flows
Through a funnel and rubber hose.
Downed it like a pro.

All the kids now watch
As I stumble and falter.
--I just made their night.

Again, I'm the fool.
Playing it for all to see
Maybe, they'll like me.
Haiku # 40145, December 12, 2007 11:33 pm ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
Present from the dog
On the steam-cleaned carpet floor.
--$200 wasted.
Haiku # 40144, December 12, 2007 11:23 pm ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
to maj:

thank you...my ideas
are pedestrian and I
forget real life times

sometimes I tell bad
jokes to break up work, to get
told "he must be stopped"
Haiku # 40143, December 12, 2007 5:30 pm ET
by black sheep of to merlot and nachos
an open book test
voyeurs confidants and freinds
pages stuck together
Haiku # 40142, December 11, 2007 2:06 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
comrades behind me
I walked on into the night
Mondays not so much
Haiku # 40141, December 11, 2007 12:51 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
some days are kind
marked with a wish of friendship
nothing else matters
Haiku # 40140, December 11, 2007 2:53 am ET
by icing on the cake 19963
anybody there?
out there? a vast ocean and
not a connection
Haiku # 40139, December 11, 2007 1:48 am ET
by lost cat on a styrofoam board in the middle of the atlantic
no motivation
excitement is yesterday
much rather to sleep
Haiku # 40138, December 10, 2007 5:50 pm ET
by and so ..this sucks ass
deplorable poise
overwhelming acceptance
kind of backwards..yes?
Haiku # 40137, December 10, 2007 4:42 pm ET
by underwear is fun to wear
If your name was Wang
And my name was also Wang
We would be two Wangs!
Haiku # 40136, December 10, 2007 4:33 pm ET
by Wang Dongle of Dangling
my vow of hatred
to masticate your spirit
destroy out of love
Haiku # 40135, December 10, 2007 3:40 pm ET
by sf
my mopey haikus
they are short and to the point
like my love-making
Haiku # 40134, December 10, 2007 4:10 am ET
by sf
coincedence..thought
would you know about the plan
written in your face
Haiku # 40133, December 9, 2007 1:30 pm ET
by enough already
bad, bad, it's all bad
haiku as a metaphor
for my existence
Haiku # 40132, December 9, 2007 7:22 am ET
by ash
so you're on the edge
then expect a mighty shove
no helping hands here
Haiku # 40131, December 9, 2007 6:13 am ET
by sf
yikes, ewe blackened arse
your sophomoric blather
'tis not poetry
Haiku # 40130, December 9, 2007 4:23 am ET
by Lush
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