the best gift ever
is raw appreciation
no return receipt

someone throw a shoe
was catting around so hard
broke the night again

somewhere I can't be
you've got me bent babe you see
lemondrop troubles

cat is furious
cyclone of claws razor teeth
I don't have a cat

Love Tito's Taco's
Greasy goodness runs down chin
from unabashed grin

i powder coat the
mortuary's charred remains
these hands don't tremble

in matters of the heart
I painted them with glitter
hang them on my tree

yeah I'm just so bored
I ate too much food today
and now I feel FAT

JUST one..to the world
but to that one person you ..may be their whole world

hope life
well for you u
2 well it is happy :)
only love :)

peter pan will crow
angry at wendy lady
fucks tinker bell hard

life is dancing bad
fuck being a wallflower
smack an ass or two

slowly sipped on ice
sweet american honey
inebriation

why the north pole melts:
it's not caused by greenhouse gas,
it's elf-forge waste heat

science killed santa,
but science will bring him back!
leave milk and fuel rods

sorry about that -
damn curly apostrophes!
i'll stick to ASCII

blaze a brand new trail,
avoid the trite...why bother?
death's the last cliche

blaze a brand new trail,
avoid the trite...why bother?
death

blaze a brand new trail,
avoid the trite

blaze a brand new trail,
avoid the trite

Six pack of beer flows
Through a funnel and rubber hose.
Downed it like a pro.

All the kids now watch
As I stumble and falter.
--I just made their night.

Again, I'm the fool.
Playing it for all to see
Maybe, they'll like me.

Present from the dog
On the steam-cleaned carpet floor.
--$200 wasted.

to maj:

thank you...my ideas
are pedestrian and I
forget real life times

sometimes I tell bad
jokes to break up work, to get
told "he must be stopped"

an open book test
voyeurs confidants and freinds
pages stuck together

comrades behind me
I walked on into the night
Mondays not so much

some days are kind
marked with a wish of friendship
nothing else matters

anybody there?
out there? a vast ocean and
not a connection

no motivation
excitement is yesterday
much rather to sleep

deplorable poise
overwhelming acceptance
kind of backwards..yes?

If your name was Wang
And my name was also Wang
We would be two Wangs!

my vow of hatred
to masticate your spirit
destroy out of love

my mopey haikus
they are short and to the point
like my love-making

coincedence..thought
would you know about the plan
written in your face

bad, bad, it's all bad
haiku as a metaphor
for my existence

so you're on the edge
then expect a mighty shove
no helping hands here

yikes, ewe blackened arse
your sophomoric blather
'tis not poetry

rectal suffering
to mouse over and click "send"
yet i shall survive

I touch typed your code
then tapped enter, and nothing
overly secure

radio silence
Pooty Tang ... did it again!
please do not compete

deeper perhaps yet
teacher never says goodbye
the lesson remains

in frisky night air
now load the cannons me lads
it's time to be bad

Message for "black sheep"

I will be setting
your "in the mood for nachos"
to a 12-tone piece.

Hope you do not mind.
Let me know if you would like
to listen to it.

Naked Beautiful
She presents herself to me
I long to take her
*
Soft smooth Skin waits
Her low moans to my touching
As I give Pleasure


Thank you for trusting me

is it bad grammar
or just poetic license
okay...bad grammar

the tongue of the dog
slaps around spit threw the air
he wants out to poop

artfully erotic
smile appriciate the form
shes glad to give more

dancing on a pole
that is all she'll ever be
walking genitals

oh silent anger
she is not suffering fools
to bad I play one

Wallowing in it
sweet and selfish, do I know
There is no pony

Burn some calories
Try jumping to conclusions
Keeps you fit and trim