Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
yet again we see
someone has some big issues
and no therapist
Haiku # 40202 January 1, 2008 12:11 am ET
by ash
strong calloused hands
her smooth form arches upward
strength in submission
Haiku # 40198 December 31, 2007 3:40 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
yet another year
at wuxga
my resolution
Haiku # 40197 December 31, 2007 6:44 am ET
by ash
Left the lit cigar in the ashtray
The smoke from the factory chimney
Haiku # 40196 December 31, 2007 3:41 am ET
by udayraj P J of India
allright allright!! here
what's up doc? mmm~carrot..

finger in the hole
Haiku # 40195 December 30, 2007 6:47 pm ET
by tis what I do with mine...feels good
the withering old
on a joyless christmas day
probably their last
Haiku # 40194 December 30, 2007 12:54 am ET
by sf
i ignored this place
for years when it was gone to
space moxie drinks moods
Haiku # 40193 December 29, 2007 11:35 pm ET
by black sheep
finally good snow
packs nicely perfect play
sunshine too today
Haiku # 40192 December 29, 2007 12:36 pm ET
by i like it that way
no inspiration
maybe next year will do it
this one sure didn't
Haiku # 40191 December 29, 2007 12:13 am ET
by ash
to itch is a bitch
philosopher's stone is pet tympany oh love!!!! ??
Haiku # 40190 December 28, 2007 11:18 pm ET
by above mine a sunrise..did you hear, I did, she said,and smiled
what a Festivus
It was for the rest of us
the pole unadorned
Haiku # 40189 December 28, 2007 3:48 pm ET
by technokoi of Venice Beach
they complain and fight
they hate, put each other down
why not just embrace?
Haiku # 40188 December 28, 2007 1:00 pm ET
by enough already..go to time out all of you
More than one year back
Promised to post again soon
Took more than I thought
Haiku # 40187 December 28, 2007 8:20 am ET
by R. of PT
found this place online
so why am I so afraid
why can't help be ...strong
Haiku # 40186 December 28, 2007 3:40 am ET
by vomit
the well is not dry
and a piece of it fell on....
the sky is not falling
Haiku # 40185 December 27, 2007 6:34 pm ET
by thwap.. funny sound
great: "science goes boink"
phantastic teddy tiger
kidding all the time
Haiku # 40184 December 27, 2007 12:48 pm ET
by Austrian
calvin and hobbes
tears of joy in my eyes
soo cute and funny
Haiku # 40183 December 27, 2007 12:42 pm ET
by Austrian Comic Reader of Austria
Unsolved Mystery.
Biggest in the Universe.
Not Big Bang! Women.
Haiku # 40182 December 27, 2007 1:39 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
king crab apple pie
tummy full of happiness
something good of it
Haiku # 40181 December 26, 2007 11:38 am ET
by mmmm
my oh my ..eye see
that's a nice watch you have there
what big hands you have
Haiku # 40180 December 24, 2007 5:28 pm ET
by BITCH bitch bitchy your most highbitchness to u.. LOL
with love to you all
'twas the night before christmas
blessings and great joy
Haiku # 40179 December 24, 2007 11:15 am ET
by xoxoxox
a coo-coo is u
me and the mirror with God
the shadow behind
Haiku # 40174 December 22, 2007 3:36 am ET
by nobody even saw the vampire
Sometimes I can't take
The Canadian TV
Please please make it end
Haiku # 40173 December 21, 2007 11:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i'm sure you don't hear
souls trapped in air-tight coffins
howling for release
Haiku # 40169 December 21, 2007 12:57 am ET
by sf
"You devilish man!"
She said with a gleeful voice.
--off to bed we went
Haiku # 40168 December 21, 2007 12:27 am ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
Idiotic fool
dissed the local mafia
-bullet in the head.
Haiku # 40167 December 21, 2007 12:26 am ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
the best gift ever
is raw appreciation
no return receipt

Haiku # 40166 December 20, 2007 1:36 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
someone throw a shoe
was catting around so hard
broke the night again
Haiku # 40165 December 20, 2007 1:21 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
somewhere I can't be
you've got me bent babe you see
lemondrop troubles
Haiku # 40164 December 18, 2007 7:12 pm ET
by shhhhhhhh..
cat is furious
cyclone of claws razor teeth
I don't have a cat
Haiku # 40163 December 18, 2007 6:22 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Love Tito's Taco's
Greasy goodness runs down chin
from unabashed grin
Haiku # 40162 December 18, 2007 6:18 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
i powder coat the
mortuary's charred remains
these hands don't tremble
Haiku # 40161 December 17, 2007 1:28 am ET
by sf
in matters of the heart
I painted them with glitter
hang them on my tree
Haiku # 40160 December 16, 2007 8:13 pm ET
by all I want is a room somehwere
yeah I'm just so bored
I ate too much food today
and now I feel FAT
Haiku # 40159 December 16, 2007 12:50 am ET
by BLOATED
JUST one..to the world
but to that one person you ..may be their whole world
Haiku # 40158 December 15, 2007 3:51 pm ET
by whole breads and kisses from SANTA
hope life
well for you u
2 well it is happy :)
only love :)
Haiku # 40156 December 14, 2007 4:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
peter pan will crow
angry at wendy lady
fucks tinker bell hard
Haiku # 40155 December 13, 2007 9:22 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
life is dancing bad
fuck being a wallflower
smack an ass or two
Haiku # 40154 December 13, 2007 9:13 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
slowly sipped on ice
sweet american honey
inebriation
Haiku # 40153 December 13, 2007 9:10 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
why the north pole melts:
it's not caused by greenhouse gas,
it's elf-forge waste heat
Haiku # 40152 December 13, 2007 5:10 pm ET
by scotch of up your chimney
science killed santa,
but science will bring him back!
leave milk and fuel rods
Haiku # 40151 December 13, 2007 5:01 pm ET
by scotch
sorry about that -
damn curly apostrophes!
i'll stick to ASCII
Haiku # 40150 December 13, 2007 3:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blaze a brand new trail,
avoid the trite...why bother?
death's the last cliche
Haiku # 40149 December 13, 2007 3:05 pm ET
by scotch
blaze a brand new trail,
avoid the trite...why bother?
death
Haiku # 40148 December 13, 2007 3:04 pm ET
by scotch of grrr
blaze a brand new trail,
avoid the trite
Haiku # 40147 December 13, 2007 3:03 pm ET
by scotchfaster
blaze a brand new trail,
avoid the trite
Haiku # 40146 December 13, 2007 3:02 pm ET
by scotchfaster
Six pack of beer flows
Through a funnel and rubber hose.
Downed it like a pro.

All the kids now watch
As I stumble and falter.
--I just made their night.

Again, I'm the fool.
Playing it for all to see
Maybe, they'll like me.
Haiku # 40145 December 12, 2007 11:33 pm ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
Present from the dog
On the steam-cleaned carpet floor.
--$200 wasted.
Haiku # 40144 December 12, 2007 11:23 pm ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
to maj:

thank you...my ideas
are pedestrian and I
forget real life times

sometimes I tell bad
jokes to break up work, to get
told "he must be stopped"
Haiku # 40143 December 12, 2007 5:30 pm ET
by black sheep of to merlot and nachos
an open book test
voyeurs confidants and freinds
pages stuck together
Haiku # 40142 December 11, 2007 2:06 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach