Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Stichomancy twice
I've done this since before find
this box, no books yes
Haiku # 40236 January 20, 2008 3:23 am ET
by intersting but generated no
girl reading real estate column
becomes flat
walks into a pillar
Haiku # 40235 January 19, 2008 3:44 am ET
by Udayraj P J of Ahmedabad
a beginners mind
shit dog I got amnesia
meditate on this
Haiku # 40234 January 18, 2008 9:37 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
spunky tsunami
smash the little boats to bits
Jap girls have no tits
Haiku # 40233 January 18, 2008 1:39 pm ET
by http:// of http://
Winston Smith-a-like
you can call me Josef K.
I shall die human
Haiku # 40232 January 18, 2008 1:37 pm ET
by chessbored of .
going insolvent
no thanks to the government
never own my mind
Haiku # 40231 January 18, 2008 1:35 pm ET
by chessbored of that would be telling
crestfallen faces
shuffling single-file in their
bovine slaughterhouse
Haiku # 40230 January 18, 2008 3:12 am ET
by sf
a rolling tomb stone
poesy resurrected
lather up for verse
Haiku # 40229 January 18, 2008 2:24 am ET
by Lush
redundant notions
alcohol and suicide
fuck and fuck and stroll
Haiku # 40228 January 18, 2008 2:22 am ET
by Lush
most holy of shite!
reviewed 50 most recent
missed naught as recluse
Haiku # 40227 January 18, 2008 2:20 am ET
by Lush
the chronic fatigue
hast rendered me taciturn
a bleak horizon
Haiku # 40226 January 18, 2008 2:11 am ET
by lush
is it de ja vu
where have I seen that before?
it's burning my thoughts
Haiku # 40225 January 17, 2008 9:16 pm ET
by rewind fast forward retrospect
the lazy thought chokes
the concise the beautiful
gasping attention
Haiku # 40224 January 17, 2008 6:38 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
my life is a yawn
followed by insomnia
something has to give
Haiku # 40223 January 16, 2008 8:38 am ET
by ash
a lucid style
clear logical coherence
limpid pools of thought
Haiku # 40222 January 15, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by waving through the glass
I wish remembrance
the wonderful moments leafs
fallen they feed tree
Haiku # 40221 January 15, 2008 12:02 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
A Japanese bath
A lovely destination
The Monkey Onsen
Haiku # 40220 January 15, 2008 7:59 am ET
by Monkey Onsen
jameson's does it
more profound than boutique beer
it hits the spot fast
Haiku # 40219 January 15, 2008 5:18 am ET
by ash
New Jersy beer gut
Compounded by much thin crust
ahhh buddha belly
Haiku # 40218 January 14, 2008 6:19 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
million years from now
a lone archeologist
may find my fossil
Haiku # 40217 January 11, 2008 3:22 am ET
by sf
virgin atlantic
an event in the sky?
a pleasure pod.
Haiku # 40216 January 10, 2008 8:49 pm ET
by miami ad school of Miami Beach, FL
sweet bed and breakfast
cuteness doilies everywhere
blacklight peckertrails
Haiku # 40215 January 10, 2008 7:48 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Typhon on threshold
the shadow of a great name
therefore on account
Haiku # 40214 January 7, 2008 1:52 pm ET
by she ways
No mo whoppers NO
last one was a yucky mess
I need a new fix
Haiku # 40213 January 5, 2008 1:32 pm ET
by stale bun..mushy tomatoe.so on..yuk
shaken Manhattans
beautiful exlixor of sorts
demons pour out
Haiku # 40211 January 4, 2008 8:43 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
some of them hit you
right where it counts all in all
in every way
Haiku # 40210 January 4, 2008 7:34 pm ET
by soilwork exile
winter play again
bundles folic together
warm breath cuts night air
Haiku # 40209 January 2, 2008 10:36 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Basho, the enlightened one.
Same with old Issa.
--never made a dime.
Haiku # 40208 January 2, 2008 5:01 pm ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
this year better be
best one that has ever been
or I will truly
Haiku # 40207 January 2, 2008 11:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
what was yesterday
silly things to laugh at ..yes
and yeah grow from too
Haiku # 40206 January 1, 2008 2:46 pm ET
by cached Anonymous
New year morning light
on table stain from coffee spoon
Haiku # 40205 January 1, 2008 1:00 pm ET
by udayraj P J of Ahmedabad, india
Feather still in mid air
Basho looking for ink
Haiku # 40204 January 1, 2008 12:58 pm ET
by udayraj P J of Ahmedabad, india
Happy NEW YEAR PEEPS!!
May it bring inspiration
happiness to you
Haiku # 40203 January 1, 2008 3:09 am ET
by xoxoxo
yet again we see
someone has some big issues
and no therapist
Haiku # 40202 January 1, 2008 12:11 am ET
by ash
strong calloused hands
her smooth form arches upward
strength in submission
Haiku # 40198 December 31, 2007 3:40 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
yet another year
at wuxga
my resolution
Haiku # 40197 December 31, 2007 6:44 am ET
by ash
Left the lit cigar in the ashtray
The smoke from the factory chimney
Haiku # 40196 December 31, 2007 3:41 am ET
by udayraj P J of India
allright allright!! here
what's up doc? mmm~carrot..

finger in the hole
Haiku # 40195 December 30, 2007 6:47 pm ET
by tis what I do with mine...feels good
the withering old
on a joyless christmas day
probably their last
Haiku # 40194 December 30, 2007 12:54 am ET
by sf
i ignored this place
for years when it was gone to
space moxie drinks moods
Haiku # 40193 December 29, 2007 11:35 pm ET
by black sheep
finally good snow
packs nicely perfect play
sunshine too today
Haiku # 40192 December 29, 2007 12:36 pm ET
by i like it that way
no inspiration
maybe next year will do it
this one sure didn't
Haiku # 40191 December 29, 2007 12:13 am ET
by ash
to itch is a bitch
philosopher's stone is pet tympany oh love!!!! ??
Haiku # 40190 December 28, 2007 11:18 pm ET
by above mine a sunrise..did you hear, I did, she said,and smiled
what a Festivus
It was for the rest of us
the pole unadorned
Haiku # 40189 December 28, 2007 3:48 pm ET
by technokoi of Venice Beach
they complain and fight
they hate, put each other down
why not just embrace?
Haiku # 40188 December 28, 2007 1:00 pm ET
by enough already..go to time out all of you
More than one year back
Promised to post again soon
Took more than I thought
Haiku # 40187 December 28, 2007 8:20 am ET
by R. of PT
found this place online
so why am I so afraid
why can't help be ...strong
Haiku # 40186 December 28, 2007 3:40 am ET
by vomit
the well is not dry
and a piece of it fell on....
the sky is not falling
Haiku # 40185 December 27, 2007 6:34 pm ET
by thwap.. funny sound
great: "science goes boink"
phantastic teddy tiger
kidding all the time
Haiku # 40184 December 27, 2007 12:48 pm ET
by Austrian
calvin and hobbes
tears of joy in my eyes
soo cute and funny
Haiku # 40183 December 27, 2007 12:42 pm ET
by Austrian Comic Reader of Austria