Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Just time to admire
Wave of huge size and beauty
Just before it breaks
Haiku # 40241, January 22, 2008 2:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
That last haiku I
submitted was cut off. Oh
well, who really cares.
Haiku # 40240, January 22, 2008 2:33 am ET
by stef willen of los angeles
Your white coffin, a
piece of cake slid off a party
plate. The Carnations

piping the last time
you
Haiku # 40239, January 22, 2008 2:28 am ET
by stef willen of Los Angeles
I speed. As do you
But, alas I am faster
move the f*ck over
Haiku # 40238, January 21, 2008 5:58 pm ET
by Ballwheeler of USA
a middle class job
in the bush economy
prepare to be squeezed
Haiku # 40237, January 20, 2008 6:32 pm ET
by sf
Stichomancy twice
I've done this since before find
this box, no books yes
Haiku # 40236, January 20, 2008 3:23 am ET
by intersting but generated no
girl reading real estate column
becomes flat
walks into a pillar
Haiku # 40235, January 19, 2008 3:44 am ET
by Udayraj P J of Ahmedabad
a beginners mind
shit dog I got amnesia
meditate on this
Haiku # 40234, January 18, 2008 9:37 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
spunky tsunami
smash the little boats to bits
Jap girls have no tits
Haiku # 40233, January 18, 2008 1:39 pm ET
by http:// of http://
Winston Smith-a-like
you can call me Josef K.
I shall die human
Haiku # 40232, January 18, 2008 1:37 pm ET
by chessbored of .
going insolvent
no thanks to the government
never own my mind
Haiku # 40231, January 18, 2008 1:35 pm ET
by chessbored of that would be telling
crestfallen faces
shuffling single-file in their
bovine slaughterhouse
Haiku # 40230, January 18, 2008 3:12 am ET
by sf
a rolling tomb stone
poesy resurrected
lather up for verse
Haiku # 40229, January 18, 2008 2:24 am ET
by Lush
redundant notions
alcohol and suicide
fuck and fuck and stroll
Haiku # 40228, January 18, 2008 2:22 am ET
by Lush
most holy of shite!
reviewed 50 most recent
missed naught as recluse
Haiku # 40227, January 18, 2008 2:20 am ET
by Lush
the chronic fatigue
hast rendered me taciturn
a bleak horizon
Haiku # 40226, January 18, 2008 2:11 am ET
by lush
is it de ja vu
where have I seen that before?
it's burning my thoughts
Haiku # 40225, January 17, 2008 9:16 pm ET
by rewind fast forward retrospect
the lazy thought chokes
the concise the beautiful
gasping attention
Haiku # 40224, January 17, 2008 6:38 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
my life is a yawn
followed by insomnia
something has to give
Haiku # 40223, January 16, 2008 8:38 am ET
by ash
a lucid style
clear logical coherence
limpid pools of thought
Haiku # 40222, January 15, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by waving through the glass
I wish remembrance
the wonderful moments leafs
fallen they feed tree
Haiku # 40221, January 15, 2008 12:02 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
A Japanese bath
A lovely destination
The Monkey Onsen
Haiku # 40220, January 15, 2008 7:59 am ET
by Monkey Onsen
jameson's does it
more profound than boutique beer
it hits the spot fast
Haiku # 40219, January 15, 2008 5:18 am ET
by ash
New Jersy beer gut
Compounded by much thin crust
ahhh buddha belly
Haiku # 40218, January 14, 2008 6:19 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
million years from now
a lone archeologist
may find my fossil
Haiku # 40217, January 11, 2008 3:22 am ET
by sf
virgin atlantic
an event in the sky?
a pleasure pod.
Haiku # 40216, January 10, 2008 8:49 pm ET
by miami ad school of Miami Beach, FL
sweet bed and breakfast
cuteness doilies everywhere
blacklight peckertrails
Haiku # 40215, January 10, 2008 7:48 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Typhon on threshold
the shadow of a great name
therefore on account
Haiku # 40214, January 7, 2008 1:52 pm ET
by she ways
No mo whoppers NO
last one was a yucky mess
I need a new fix
Haiku # 40213, January 5, 2008 1:32 pm ET
by stale bun..mushy tomatoe.so on..yuk
shaken Manhattans
beautiful exlixor of sorts
demons pour out
Haiku # 40211, January 4, 2008 8:43 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
some of them hit you
right where it counts all in all
in every way
Haiku # 40210, January 4, 2008 7:34 pm ET
by soilwork exile
winter play again
bundles folic together
warm breath cuts night air
Haiku # 40209, January 2, 2008 10:36 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Basho, the enlightened one.
Same with old Issa.
--never made a dime.
Haiku # 40208, January 2, 2008 5:01 pm ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
this year better be
best one that has ever been
or I will truly
Haiku # 40207, January 2, 2008 11:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
what was yesterday
silly things to laugh at ..yes
and yeah grow from too
Haiku # 40206, January 1, 2008 2:46 pm ET
by cached Anonymous
New year morning light
on table stain from coffee spoon
Haiku # 40205, January 1, 2008 1:00 pm ET
by udayraj P J of Ahmedabad, india
Feather still in mid air
Basho looking for ink
Haiku # 40204, January 1, 2008 12:58 pm ET
by udayraj P J of Ahmedabad, india
Happy NEW YEAR PEEPS!!
May it bring inspiration
happiness to you
Haiku # 40203, January 1, 2008 3:09 am ET
by xoxoxo
yet again we see
someone has some big issues
and no therapist
Haiku # 40202, January 1, 2008 12:11 am ET
by ash
strong calloused hands
her smooth form arches upward
strength in submission
Haiku # 40198, December 31, 2007 3:40 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
yet another year
at wuxga
my resolution
Haiku # 40197, December 31, 2007 6:44 am ET
by ash
Left the lit cigar in the ashtray
The smoke from the factory chimney
Haiku # 40196, December 31, 2007 3:41 am ET
by udayraj P J of India
allright allright!! here
what's up doc? mmm~carrot..

finger in the hole
Haiku # 40195, December 30, 2007 6:47 pm ET
by tis what I do with mine...feels good
the withering old
on a joyless christmas day
probably their last
Haiku # 40194, December 30, 2007 12:54 am ET
by sf
i ignored this place
for years when it was gone to
space moxie drinks moods
Haiku # 40193, December 29, 2007 11:35 pm ET
by black sheep
finally good snow
packs nicely perfect play
sunshine too today
Haiku # 40192, December 29, 2007 12:36 pm ET
by i like it that way
no inspiration
maybe next year will do it
this one sure didn't
Haiku # 40191, December 29, 2007 12:13 am ET
by ash
to itch is a bitch
philosopher's stone is pet tympany oh love!!!! ??
Haiku # 40190, December 28, 2007 11:18 pm ET
by above mine a sunrise..did you hear, I did, she said,and smiled
what a Festivus
It was for the rest of us
the pole unadorned
Haiku # 40189, December 28, 2007 3:48 pm ET
by technokoi of Venice Beach
they complain and fight
they hate, put each other down
why not just embrace?
Haiku # 40188, December 28, 2007 1:00 pm ET
by enough already..go to time out all of you
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