Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

young romance cut hard
harsh production schedule
some quality time
Haiku # 40278, February 6, 2008 2:08 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
There's nothing lush
about a faker calling out
other fakers.
Haiku # 40277, February 6, 2008 2:28 am ET
by Mean D.
bright eyes search my soul
licensed to lift or cast down
I am not afraid
Haiku # 40276, February 5, 2008 7:49 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
did a thesaurus
develop consciousness and
throw up on itself?
Haiku # 40275, February 4, 2008 2:50 am ET
by sf
i resume zipped lips
return to the taciturn
reticent and spent
Haiku # 40274, February 4, 2008 2:39 am ET
by Lush
i feared redundance
forgive repeated "galore"
i submit to rye
Haiku # 40273, February 4, 2008 2:38 am ET
by Lush
communicable
airborne horrors galore
some learned hatred
Haiku # 40272, February 4, 2008 2:35 am ET
by Lush
foul loquacity
and lurid capacity
for hate crimes galore
Haiku # 40271, February 4, 2008 2:33 am ET
by Lush
morbid crapulence
and drunken necromancy
ends in fucking corpse.
Haiku # 40270, February 4, 2008 2:31 am ET
by Lush
um... per examplar:
mine scrotal effluvience
fosters jubilance
Haiku # 40269, February 4, 2008 2:30 am ET
by Lush
all prior haiku
were most lame, most assur-ed
lyric up people!
Haiku # 40268, February 4, 2008 2:28 am ET
by Lush
The self-endorsed check
written in amount of naught
most hilarious
Haiku # 40267, February 4, 2008 2:26 am ET
by Lush
Searching for my name
Shows haiku five eighty one
I wrote here before
Haiku # 40266, February 3, 2008 4:11 am ET
by Bryce Kujala of Mountain View, CA
A cold night indeed.
Bundled in flowery sheets
Still, it robs my sleep.
Haiku # 40265, February 3, 2008 3:56 am ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
Plagiarized Non Haiku:

I thought I knew I knew it all,
But now I must confess,
The more I know I know I know,
I know I know the less.
Haiku # 40264, February 1, 2008 3:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
just another day
another month of my life
then another year
Haiku # 40263, February 1, 2008 6:21 am ET
by ash
opinions much like
damn wish I could fit assholes
alas too big to
Haiku # 40262, January 31, 2008 7:53 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
I think it is strange
to cause people mental pain
with verse that is lame
Haiku # 40260, January 29, 2008 7:57 pm ET
by Gerald of Los Angeles
further and further
the spaces between strangers
lost beyond reason
Haiku # 40259, January 29, 2008 6:11 am ET
by ash
to love a body
covered in biblical sores
lick the pain away
Haiku # 40258, January 28, 2008 8:40 pm ET
by sf
all roads opening
seeking to master my mind
damn chains required
Haiku # 40257, January 28, 2008 8:10 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Unattainable
Why monks rake zen garden sand
keeps mind from spinning
Haiku # 40256, January 28, 2008 5:58 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
No more microwave
We just put the slow cooker
in pressure cooker
Haiku # 40255, January 26, 2008 2:39 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
We enjoy our new
Tandem stationary bike
in just half the time
Haiku # 40254, January 26, 2008 2:36 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Wrote cheque to myself
For zero bucks, self-endorsed
Hate it when I do that
Haiku # 40253, January 26, 2008 2:27 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
The flight to Trenton
from Kandahar still echoes
of bagpipes and tears
Haiku # 40252, January 26, 2008 2:19 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Dvorak kebyord keyboard
It take]s a\whilte to learn it
Butt i'ts mucf haster!
Haiku # 40251, January 26, 2008 2:00 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Missing cat poster
It's always so disturbing
Where _is that poster?
Haiku # 40250, January 26, 2008 1:51 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
I'm writing lyrics
for a song I've never heard
it goes just like this.
Haiku # 40249, January 26, 2008 1:45 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
expectations fall
when reality unfolds
as moment passes
Haiku # 40248, January 25, 2008 2:14 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Thai temptress calling
perfect rainy day outing
sweet sour yet spicy
Haiku # 40242, January 23, 2008 5:43 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Just time to admire
Wave of huge size and beauty
Just before it breaks
Haiku # 40241, January 22, 2008 2:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
That last haiku I
submitted was cut off. Oh
well, who really cares.
Haiku # 40240, January 22, 2008 2:33 am ET
by stef willen of los angeles
Your white coffin, a
piece of cake slid off a party
plate. The Carnations

piping the last time
you
Haiku # 40239, January 22, 2008 2:28 am ET
by stef willen of Los Angeles
I speed. As do you
But, alas I am faster
move the f*ck over
Haiku # 40238, January 21, 2008 5:58 pm ET
by Ballwheeler of USA
a middle class job
in the bush economy
prepare to be squeezed
Haiku # 40237, January 20, 2008 6:32 pm ET
by sf
Stichomancy twice
I've done this since before find
this box, no books yes
Haiku # 40236, January 20, 2008 3:23 am ET
by intersting but generated no
girl reading real estate column
becomes flat
walks into a pillar
Haiku # 40235, January 19, 2008 3:44 am ET
by Udayraj P J of Ahmedabad
a beginners mind
shit dog I got amnesia
meditate on this
Haiku # 40234, January 18, 2008 9:37 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
spunky tsunami
smash the little boats to bits
Jap girls have no tits
Haiku # 40233, January 18, 2008 1:39 pm ET
by http:// of http://
Winston Smith-a-like
you can call me Josef K.
I shall die human
Haiku # 40232, January 18, 2008 1:37 pm ET
by chessbored of .
going insolvent
no thanks to the government
never own my mind
Haiku # 40231, January 18, 2008 1:35 pm ET
by chessbored of that would be telling
crestfallen faces
shuffling single-file in their
bovine slaughterhouse
Haiku # 40230, January 18, 2008 3:12 am ET
by sf
a rolling tomb stone
poesy resurrected
lather up for verse
Haiku # 40229, January 18, 2008 2:24 am ET
by Lush
redundant notions
alcohol and suicide
fuck and fuck and stroll
Haiku # 40228, January 18, 2008 2:22 am ET
by Lush
most holy of shite!
reviewed 50 most recent
missed naught as recluse
Haiku # 40227, January 18, 2008 2:20 am ET
by Lush
the chronic fatigue
hast rendered me taciturn
a bleak horizon
Haiku # 40226, January 18, 2008 2:11 am ET
by lush
is it de ja vu
where have I seen that before?
it's burning my thoughts
Haiku # 40225, January 17, 2008 9:16 pm ET
by rewind fast forward retrospect
the lazy thought chokes
the concise the beautiful
gasping attention
Haiku # 40224, January 17, 2008 6:38 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
my life is a yawn
followed by insomnia
something has to give
Haiku # 40223, January 16, 2008 8:38 am ET
by ash
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