Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

what side shall show you
to see sly smile and bright eyes
know my sword is yours
Haiku # 40335, February 29, 2008 5:43 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
imagination
completely captured held fast
moment lost too soon
Haiku # 40334, February 29, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Oh such borring tripe
Skipped through most not bothering
I'll leave it awhile
Haiku # 40333, February 28, 2008 7:09 pm ET
by William Nippress
eyes spin in my head
too much rum and chocolate
and, thus, life is good!
Haiku # 40332, February 28, 2008 4:50 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
your mom is a ho
i fuck her hard in your bed
she sucks dick real good
Haiku # 40331, February 28, 2008 3:47 pm ET
by da cereal killerz of your moms house
yahh im bored so i went on here
ur mama is gettin aggravatin now
i used her up
Haiku # 40330, February 28, 2008 3:46 pm ET
by ur mamas driveway
your haiku suck dick
i think you should get a job
i like chocolate milk
Haiku # 40329, February 28, 2008 3:44 pm ET
by da cereal killerz of your moms house
tangled mess of limbs
next novelty position
kiss me snuggle slut
Haiku # 40328, February 26, 2008 6:42 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
several haikus
later, after years of words
only some are bad
Haiku # 40327, February 25, 2008 8:36 pm ET
by black sheep gentian root
girl with miniskirt
don't frown at my advances!
give me some lovin'
Haiku # 40326, February 25, 2008 4:48 pm ET
by func of Stockholm, Sweden
figurative couch
my demons flip through TV
my soul reads nice book
Haiku # 40325, February 22, 2008 3:22 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
well my mind's a blank
i can't think of things to say
as this haiku shows
Haiku # 40324, February 19, 2008 1:25 am ET
by ash
Pintando en verano
Luz y calor en el pincel
Busco paisaje
Haiku # 40323, February 18, 2008 4:35 pm ET
by Elceb of La Torre
my frigid digits
wintering in indigo
gangrenous sev'rance
Haiku # 40322, February 17, 2008 11:32 pm ET
by Lush
astride a mount
lumbering toward apex
springs forth forest fire
Haiku # 40321, February 17, 2008 11:29 pm ET
by Lush
reflex, genuflect
beneath pedal an insect
squashed head, thorax
Haiku # 40320, February 17, 2008 11:26 pm ET
by Lush
worldwide domicile
allegiance up my anus
uber alien
Haiku # 40319, February 17, 2008 11:25 pm ET
by Lush
absent some critique
poesy rapes horizon
her eyes on... mine shaft
Haiku # 40318, February 17, 2008 11:23 pm ET
by Lush
with poseurs galore
and deja vu persistent
tabula rasa
Haiku # 40317, February 17, 2008 11:22 pm ET
by Lush
"Whereof one can't speak, thereof one must be silent"
Wittgenstein so rules!
Haiku # 40316, February 16, 2008 7:23 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
martini night lush
sweet sound of shaker echoes
tiki bar open
Haiku # 40311, February 15, 2008 6:50 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
many prying eyes
considering self censor
when life now points here
Haiku # 40310, February 15, 2008 6:46 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
manufactured day
love flows as a river yet
spotlight on romance

Haiku # 40309, February 14, 2008 4:48 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Land so green and lush
filled with gleeful entities.
--Saw it on TV.
Haiku # 40308, February 13, 2008 10:41 pm ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
porcene cheese burger
a greased disc break with soft pads
no runaway lane
Haiku # 40307, February 13, 2008 8:15 am ET
by Lance Semak of Canada
was quite the tussle
nearly broke fair city's will
can't quit you LA
Haiku # 40306, February 12, 2008 1:04 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
no twas not emo
strong drink stout lads more strong drink
and constitution
Haiku # 40305, February 11, 2008 4:57 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
i bounced a baby
on my lap and my brain split
open like a seed
Haiku # 40304, February 11, 2008 5:35 am ET
by sf
Senator McCain
was known as 'Punk McNasty'
in his high school days
Haiku # 40303, February 10, 2008 7:22 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
So tradition is
Oligarchy of the dead
Like America?
Haiku # 40302, February 10, 2008 7:16 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Consanguinity
Nothing to worry about
Wife and I asked mom
Haiku # 40301, February 10, 2008 7:07 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
convergence, the goth
club meeting thing? I wish I
was but, I'm right here
Haiku # 40300, February 9, 2008 12:59 pm ET
by black sheep
convergence tonight
base desires whimsy mayhem
question is you in?
Haiku # 40295, February 8, 2008 4:38 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
I want to believe
that writing is an act of
fun, not competing
Haiku # 40294, February 8, 2008 12:22 pm ET
by black sheep
the whole concept of
style is just that, style, taste, the
focus, personal
Haiku # 40293, February 8, 2008 12:15 pm ET
by black sheep
where is everyone
from, how do we live our words
and place how we speak?
Haiku # 40292, February 8, 2008 12:09 pm ET
by black sheep
stand not in judgment
a known flagellant du jour
strike me mon amour
Haiku # 40288, February 8, 2008 2:31 am ET
by Lush
gluttonous reflux
esophageal shadow
gastric failure
Haiku # 40287, February 8, 2008 2:30 am ET
by lush
a vision of hurl
toppling toward puddled vomit
most important meal
Haiku # 40286, February 8, 2008 2:27 am ET
by Lush
hail america
'tis a failed plurocracy
oligarchy rules
Haiku # 40285, February 8, 2008 2:25 am ET
by Lush
a vortex of shite
natr'l disasters abound
mourn hillbilly death
Haiku # 40284, February 8, 2008 2:23 am ET
by Lush
mighty lexicon
thesaurus superfluous
regurgitation
Haiku # 40283, February 8, 2008 2:21 am ET
by Lush
recommendation:
review poesy du Lush.
nothing faux B Fo.
Haiku # 40282, February 8, 2008 2:19 am ET
by Lush
carnivorous lust
hitting meat Thursdays a must
good chance I might bust
Haiku # 40281, February 7, 2008 12:21 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
i love pie
Haiku # 40280, February 7, 2008 11:33 am ET
by Jalisa Hockley
No one knows for sure
The depths of my true despair
As my migraine reigns
Haiku # 40279, February 7, 2008 7:07 am ET
by Migraine Chick of MIchigan
young romance cut hard
harsh production schedule
some quality time
Haiku # 40278, February 6, 2008 2:08 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
There's nothing lush
about a faker calling out
other fakers.
Haiku # 40277, February 6, 2008 2:28 am ET
by Mean D.
bright eyes search my soul
licensed to lift or cast down
I am not afraid
Haiku # 40276, February 5, 2008 7:49 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
did a thesaurus
develop consciousness and
throw up on itself?
Haiku # 40275, February 4, 2008 2:50 am ET
by sf
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