Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

where is everyone
from, how do we live our words
and place how we speak?
Haiku # 40292, February 8, 2008 12:09 pm ET
by black sheep
stand not in judgment
a known flagellant du jour
strike me mon amour
Haiku # 40288, February 8, 2008 2:31 am ET
by Lush
gluttonous reflux
esophageal shadow
gastric failure
Haiku # 40287, February 8, 2008 2:30 am ET
by lush
a vision of hurl
toppling toward puddled vomit
most important meal
Haiku # 40286, February 8, 2008 2:27 am ET
by Lush
hail america
'tis a failed plurocracy
oligarchy rules
Haiku # 40285, February 8, 2008 2:25 am ET
by Lush
a vortex of shite
natr'l disasters abound
mourn hillbilly death
Haiku # 40284, February 8, 2008 2:23 am ET
by Lush
mighty lexicon
thesaurus superfluous
regurgitation
Haiku # 40283, February 8, 2008 2:21 am ET
by Lush
recommendation:
review poesy du Lush.
nothing faux B Fo.
Haiku # 40282, February 8, 2008 2:19 am ET
by Lush
carnivorous lust
hitting meat Thursdays a must
good chance I might bust
Haiku # 40281, February 7, 2008 12:21 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
i love pie
Haiku # 40280, February 7, 2008 11:33 am ET
by Jalisa Hockley
No one knows for sure
The depths of my true despair
As my migraine reigns
Haiku # 40279, February 7, 2008 7:07 am ET
by Migraine Chick of MIchigan
young romance cut hard
harsh production schedule
some quality time
Haiku # 40278, February 6, 2008 2:08 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
There's nothing lush
about a faker calling out
other fakers.
Haiku # 40277, February 6, 2008 2:28 am ET
by Mean D.
bright eyes search my soul
licensed to lift or cast down
I am not afraid
Haiku # 40276, February 5, 2008 7:49 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
did a thesaurus
develop consciousness and
throw up on itself?
Haiku # 40275, February 4, 2008 2:50 am ET
by sf
i resume zipped lips
return to the taciturn
reticent and spent
Haiku # 40274, February 4, 2008 2:39 am ET
by Lush
i feared redundance
forgive repeated "galore"
i submit to rye
Haiku # 40273, February 4, 2008 2:38 am ET
by Lush
communicable
airborne horrors galore
some learned hatred
Haiku # 40272, February 4, 2008 2:35 am ET
by Lush
foul loquacity
and lurid capacity
for hate crimes galore
Haiku # 40271, February 4, 2008 2:33 am ET
by Lush
morbid crapulence
and drunken necromancy
ends in fucking corpse.
Haiku # 40270, February 4, 2008 2:31 am ET
by Lush
um... per examplar:
mine scrotal effluvience
fosters jubilance
Haiku # 40269, February 4, 2008 2:30 am ET
by Lush
all prior haiku
were most lame, most assur-ed
lyric up people!
Haiku # 40268, February 4, 2008 2:28 am ET
by Lush
The self-endorsed check
written in amount of naught
most hilarious
Haiku # 40267, February 4, 2008 2:26 am ET
by Lush
Searching for my name
Shows haiku five eighty one
I wrote here before
Haiku # 40266, February 3, 2008 4:11 am ET
by Bryce Kujala of Mountain View, CA
A cold night indeed.
Bundled in flowery sheets
Still, it robs my sleep.
Haiku # 40265, February 3, 2008 3:56 am ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
Plagiarized Non Haiku:

I thought I knew I knew it all,
But now I must confess,
The more I know I know I know,
I know I know the less.
Haiku # 40264, February 1, 2008 3:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
just another day
another month of my life
then another year
Haiku # 40263, February 1, 2008 6:21 am ET
by ash
opinions much like
damn wish I could fit assholes
alas too big to
Haiku # 40262, January 31, 2008 7:53 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
I think it is strange
to cause people mental pain
with verse that is lame
Haiku # 40260, January 29, 2008 7:57 pm ET
by Gerald of Los Angeles
further and further
the spaces between strangers
lost beyond reason
Haiku # 40259, January 29, 2008 6:11 am ET
by ash
to love a body
covered in biblical sores
lick the pain away
Haiku # 40258, January 28, 2008 8:40 pm ET
by sf
all roads opening
seeking to master my mind
damn chains required
Haiku # 40257, January 28, 2008 8:10 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Unattainable
Why monks rake zen garden sand
keeps mind from spinning
Haiku # 40256, January 28, 2008 5:58 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
No more microwave
We just put the slow cooker
in pressure cooker
Haiku # 40255, January 26, 2008 2:39 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
We enjoy our new
Tandem stationary bike
in just half the time
Haiku # 40254, January 26, 2008 2:36 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Wrote cheque to myself
For zero bucks, self-endorsed
Hate it when I do that
Haiku # 40253, January 26, 2008 2:27 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
The flight to Trenton
from Kandahar still echoes
of bagpipes and tears
Haiku # 40252, January 26, 2008 2:19 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Dvorak kebyord keyboard
It take]s a\whilte to learn it
Butt i'ts mucf haster!
Haiku # 40251, January 26, 2008 2:00 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Missing cat poster
It's always so disturbing
Where _is that poster?
Haiku # 40250, January 26, 2008 1:51 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
I'm writing lyrics
for a song I've never heard
it goes just like this.
Haiku # 40249, January 26, 2008 1:45 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
expectations fall
when reality unfolds
as moment passes
Haiku # 40248, January 25, 2008 2:14 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Thai temptress calling
perfect rainy day outing
sweet sour yet spicy
Haiku # 40242, January 23, 2008 5:43 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Just time to admire
Wave of huge size and beauty
Just before it breaks
Haiku # 40241, January 22, 2008 2:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
That last haiku I
submitted was cut off. Oh
well, who really cares.
Haiku # 40240, January 22, 2008 2:33 am ET
by stef willen of los angeles
Your white coffin, a
piece of cake slid off a party
plate. The Carnations

piping the last time
you
Haiku # 40239, January 22, 2008 2:28 am ET
by stef willen of Los Angeles
I speed. As do you
But, alas I am faster
move the f*ck over
Haiku # 40238, January 21, 2008 5:58 pm ET
by Ballwheeler of USA
a middle class job
in the bush economy
prepare to be squeezed
Haiku # 40237, January 20, 2008 6:32 pm ET
by sf
Stichomancy twice
I've done this since before find
this box, no books yes
Haiku # 40236, January 20, 2008 3:23 am ET
by intersting but generated no
girl reading real estate column
becomes flat
walks into a pillar
Haiku # 40235, January 19, 2008 3:44 am ET
by Udayraj P J of Ahmedabad
a beginners mind
shit dog I got amnesia
meditate on this
Haiku # 40234, January 18, 2008 9:37 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
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