Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

girl with miniskirt
don't frown at my advances!
give me some lovin'
Haiku # 40326, February 25, 2008 4:48 pm ET
by func of Stockholm, Sweden
figurative couch
my demons flip through TV
my soul reads nice book
Haiku # 40325, February 22, 2008 3:22 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
well my mind's a blank
i can't think of things to say
as this haiku shows
Haiku # 40324, February 19, 2008 1:25 am ET
by ash
Pintando en verano
Luz y calor en el pincel
Busco paisaje
Haiku # 40323, February 18, 2008 4:35 pm ET
by Elceb of La Torre
my frigid digits
wintering in indigo
gangrenous sev'rance
Haiku # 40322, February 17, 2008 11:32 pm ET
by Lush
astride a mount
lumbering toward apex
springs forth forest fire
Haiku # 40321, February 17, 2008 11:29 pm ET
by Lush
reflex, genuflect
beneath pedal an insect
squashed head, thorax
Haiku # 40320, February 17, 2008 11:26 pm ET
by Lush
worldwide domicile
allegiance up my anus
uber alien
Haiku # 40319, February 17, 2008 11:25 pm ET
by Lush
absent some critique
poesy rapes horizon
her eyes on... mine shaft
Haiku # 40318, February 17, 2008 11:23 pm ET
by Lush
with poseurs galore
and deja vu persistent
tabula rasa
Haiku # 40317, February 17, 2008 11:22 pm ET
by Lush
"Whereof one can't speak, thereof one must be silent"
Wittgenstein so rules!
Haiku # 40316, February 16, 2008 7:23 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
martini night lush
sweet sound of shaker echoes
tiki bar open
Haiku # 40311, February 15, 2008 6:50 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
many prying eyes
considering self censor
when life now points here
Haiku # 40310, February 15, 2008 6:46 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
manufactured day
love flows as a river yet
spotlight on romance

Haiku # 40309, February 14, 2008 4:48 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Land so green and lush
filled with gleeful entities.
--Saw it on TV.
Haiku # 40308, February 13, 2008 10:41 pm ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
porcene cheese burger
a greased disc break with soft pads
no runaway lane
Haiku # 40307, February 13, 2008 8:15 am ET
by Lance Semak of Canada
was quite the tussle
nearly broke fair city's will
can't quit you LA
Haiku # 40306, February 12, 2008 1:04 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
no twas not emo
strong drink stout lads more strong drink
and constitution
Haiku # 40305, February 11, 2008 4:57 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
i bounced a baby
on my lap and my brain split
open like a seed
Haiku # 40304, February 11, 2008 5:35 am ET
by sf
Senator McCain
was known as 'Punk McNasty'
in his high school days
Haiku # 40303, February 10, 2008 7:22 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
So tradition is
Oligarchy of the dead
Like America?
Haiku # 40302, February 10, 2008 7:16 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Consanguinity
Nothing to worry about
Wife and I asked mom
Haiku # 40301, February 10, 2008 7:07 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
convergence, the goth
club meeting thing? I wish I
was but, I'm right here
Haiku # 40300, February 9, 2008 12:59 pm ET
by black sheep
convergence tonight
base desires whimsy mayhem
question is you in?
Haiku # 40295, February 8, 2008 4:38 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
I want to believe
that writing is an act of
fun, not competing
Haiku # 40294, February 8, 2008 12:22 pm ET
by black sheep
the whole concept of
style is just that, style, taste, the
focus, personal
Haiku # 40293, February 8, 2008 12:15 pm ET
by black sheep
where is everyone
from, how do we live our words
and place how we speak?
Haiku # 40292, February 8, 2008 12:09 pm ET
by black sheep
stand not in judgment
a known flagellant du jour
strike me mon amour
Haiku # 40288, February 8, 2008 2:31 am ET
by Lush
gluttonous reflux
esophageal shadow
gastric failure
Haiku # 40287, February 8, 2008 2:30 am ET
by lush
a vision of hurl
toppling toward puddled vomit
most important meal
Haiku # 40286, February 8, 2008 2:27 am ET
by Lush
hail america
'tis a failed plurocracy
oligarchy rules
Haiku # 40285, February 8, 2008 2:25 am ET
by Lush
a vortex of shite
natr'l disasters abound
mourn hillbilly death
Haiku # 40284, February 8, 2008 2:23 am ET
by Lush
mighty lexicon
thesaurus superfluous
regurgitation
Haiku # 40283, February 8, 2008 2:21 am ET
by Lush
recommendation:
review poesy du Lush.
nothing faux B Fo.
Haiku # 40282, February 8, 2008 2:19 am ET
by Lush
carnivorous lust
hitting meat Thursdays a must
good chance I might bust
Haiku # 40281, February 7, 2008 12:21 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
i love pie
Haiku # 40280, February 7, 2008 11:33 am ET
by Jalisa Hockley
No one knows for sure
The depths of my true despair
As my migraine reigns
Haiku # 40279, February 7, 2008 7:07 am ET
by Migraine Chick of MIchigan
young romance cut hard
harsh production schedule
some quality time
Haiku # 40278, February 6, 2008 2:08 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
There's nothing lush
about a faker calling out
other fakers.
Haiku # 40277, February 6, 2008 2:28 am ET
by Mean D.
bright eyes search my soul
licensed to lift or cast down
I am not afraid
Haiku # 40276, February 5, 2008 7:49 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
did a thesaurus
develop consciousness and
throw up on itself?
Haiku # 40275, February 4, 2008 2:50 am ET
by sf
i resume zipped lips
return to the taciturn
reticent and spent
Haiku # 40274, February 4, 2008 2:39 am ET
by Lush
i feared redundance
forgive repeated "galore"
i submit to rye
Haiku # 40273, February 4, 2008 2:38 am ET
by Lush
communicable
airborne horrors galore
some learned hatred
Haiku # 40272, February 4, 2008 2:35 am ET
by Lush
foul loquacity
and lurid capacity
for hate crimes galore
Haiku # 40271, February 4, 2008 2:33 am ET
by Lush
morbid crapulence
and drunken necromancy
ends in fucking corpse.
Haiku # 40270, February 4, 2008 2:31 am ET
by Lush
um... per examplar:
mine scrotal effluvience
fosters jubilance
Haiku # 40269, February 4, 2008 2:30 am ET
by Lush
all prior haiku
were most lame, most assur-ed
lyric up people!
Haiku # 40268, February 4, 2008 2:28 am ET
by Lush
The self-endorsed check
written in amount of naught
most hilarious
Haiku # 40267, February 4, 2008 2:26 am ET
by Lush
Searching for my name
Shows haiku five eighty one
I wrote here before
Haiku # 40266, February 3, 2008 4:11 am ET
by Bryce Kujala of Mountain View, CA
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