Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Between my three toes
spit lingers from sucking them
clean with your fat tongue
Haiku # 3979, August 21, 2000 4:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of centropoland
where's my rocket launcher...
and my plastic pants
Haiku # 3978, August 21, 2000 4:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Remember that time you were in
the corner... you were there
Haiku # 3977, August 21, 2000 4:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
nelson paolo kelvin
tom. please call 158
or come to the screening room.
Haiku # 3976, August 21, 2000 4:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Old Chinese proverb: Man who eat too
many prune, sit on toilet many moon
Haiku # 3975, August 21, 2000 4:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
No, you're plastic pants
Haiku # 3974, August 21, 2000 4:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
here i sit broken
hearted. paid twentyfive cents
but only farted
Haiku # 3973, August 21, 2000 4:09 pm ET
by david
i see to many deers
they all walk and jumped very weird
I had to many beers
Haiku # 3972, August 21, 2000 4:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tommy Packer #1
will tell you
to "get outta here"
Haiku # 3971, August 21, 2000 4:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
kosta 152
kosta 152
Haiku # 3970, August 21, 2000 4:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haku bores me and bad Haku bores me more is there nowhere to hide but the grave
Haiku # 3969, August 21, 2000 4:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There's no stopping us
No one does it better No
There's no stopping us
Haiku # 3968, August 21, 2000 4:01 pm ET
by O-Zone of Somehwere in the early eighties...
what the fuck
can i say fuck
well then fuck
Haiku # 3967, August 21, 2000 4:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
kill the white background
white snow on eyelidness eyes
blinds me forever
Haiku # 3966, August 21, 2000 3:58 pm ET
by Cuz Al of van BC
kill the white background
white snow on eyelidness eyes
blind me forever
Haiku # 3965, August 21, 2000 3:58 pm ET
by Cuz Al of van BC
que es
una poesia si no
tiene letras
Haiku # 3964, August 21, 2000 3:58 pm ET
by cantiflas
some html


singe quote (')
double quote (")

Haiku # 3963, August 21, 2000 3:58 pm ET
by eric of culver city
some html p color"#ff0000"brsinge quote (')brdouble quote (")br
Haiku # 3962, August 21, 2000 3:57 pm ET
by eric of culver city
George Orwell was right,
and Big Brother's really on
USA Network.
Haiku # 3961, August 21, 2000 3:56 pm ET
by Adam of CC,CA,USA
oh the weirdos
that are waiting at Bad Haiku
to get me help help
Haiku # 3960, August 21, 2000 3:52 pm ET
by etana of sony
Haiku # 3959, August 21, 2000 3:02 pm ET
by Silencio of El medio
this is another
haiku test
another test
Haiku # 3958, August 21, 2000 2:49 pm ET
by Janis of Santa Monica
My lover soothes me
He frees my soul, loves me whole
need him by my side.
Haiku # 3957, August 21, 2000 10:44 am ET
by RMS
Oh TV Dinner
Made from assorted beef parts
I crave your goodness
Haiku # 3956, August 21, 2000 10:37 am ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Jennifer Lopez
transmigrating with the souls
of the comatose
Haiku # 3955, August 21, 2000 9:48 am ET
by Andy
just cuz years go by
don't mean good tunes got to die!
old glam rock's legit!
Haiku # 3954, August 20, 2000 5:34 pm ET
by HeavyMetalPat
Little swollen toe
Spider's vengence acted out
And still no powers
Haiku # 3953, August 19, 2000 5:03 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
enjoy the weekend
have a beer and watch a game
get some yard work done

go to the movies
twenty dollar date. popcorn.
can't finish the tub

morning, big breakfast
running errands...relaxing...
wind down with T.V
Haiku # 3952, August 18, 2000 3:49 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
Lunch break should be done
Yet they take another hour
Registrar from Hell
Haiku # 3951, August 18, 2000 3:15 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Godwin's Law means that
I get to call you "Nazi"
Eventually
Haiku # 3950, August 18, 2000 11:11 am ET
by Business Dog of New York, USA

hoy tang-ina ka
nagkakalat ka rito
pakilala ka
Haiku # 3949, August 18, 2000 12:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
To afford new books
I had to strike a bargain
Only my first born
Haiku # 3948, August 17, 2000 4:07 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Yahoo Personals
Haven for social disease
Oh yeah! Count me in!
Haiku # 3947, August 17, 2000 3:59 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
bad at using forms
wanted to mention kahlo
i take submissions
Haiku # 3946, August 17, 2000 12:35 pm ET
by Kahlo Haiku of Dallas,
I can't stop laughing
about the dirty washcloth
glad my ass is clean
Haiku # 3945, August 17, 2000 12:30 pm ET
by Kahlo
she sleeps next to me
me, on my side...she, on hers
right on the wet spot
Haiku # 3944, August 17, 2000 11:54 am ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
do me a favor
throw me that dirty washcloth
need to wipe my ass
Haiku # 3943, August 17, 2000 11:52 am ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
intellectuals
...yawn...it's better to live life
than live in your head
Haiku # 3942, August 17, 2000 11:46 am ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara,
a photo of me
and my true love sits squarely
in my line of sight...
Haiku # 3941, August 17, 2000 6:14 am ET
by Andy
Damn the World Wide Web...
unpunished Bad Haiku page...
Web Wide World the Damn...
Haiku # 3940, August 17, 2000 6:08 am ET
by Andy
Stay out the Bushes...
So says Jessie Jackson of
the Yellow Rose George.
Haiku # 3939, August 17, 2000 5:55 am ET
by Andy
Jesus is Lord so
why all that rhetoric
needed to save me?
Haiku # 3938, August 17, 2000 5:48 am ET
by Andy
feel the texture of
the photons on the surface
of your retnas
Haiku # 3937, August 16, 2000 11:24 pm ET
by 10k
Morons laugh at their
dumb jokes and blankly stare at
intelligent wit.
Haiku # 3936, August 16, 2000 7:52 pm ET
by Arik
unFortUnately
Sea HorsEs don't havE any
uNderwAter hay
Haiku # 3935, August 16, 2000 3:07 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
Critics everywhere
I'll punch them in the stomach
and watch them cry! HA!
Haiku # 3934, August 16, 2000 1:28 pm ET
by Kackarott
The swing of the bat
Like thunder the ball leaves bat
Ooops... DUCK! OLD LADY!!!!!
Haiku # 3933, August 16, 2000 1:19 pm ET
by Kackarott
This haiku was brought
to you by the letter Q;
Q is a bad ass
Haiku # 3932, August 16, 2000 12:18 pm ET
by Andy
oh but don't get the
idea i'm like
bitter or nothing
Haiku # 3931, August 16, 2000 11:28 am ET
by sheena
a half-assed excuse
to sell hallmark and roses
fuck that, little cupid-butt
Haiku # 3930, August 16, 2000 11:27 am ET
by sheena
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