Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

i see to many deers
they all walk and jumped very weird
I had to many beers
Haiku # 3972, August 21, 2000 4:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tommy Packer #1
will tell you
to "get outta here"
Haiku # 3971, August 21, 2000 4:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
kosta 152
kosta 152
Haiku # 3970, August 21, 2000 4:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haku bores me and bad Haku bores me more is there nowhere to hide but the grave
Haiku # 3969, August 21, 2000 4:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There's no stopping us
No one does it better No
There's no stopping us
Haiku # 3968, August 21, 2000 4:01 pm ET
by O-Zone of Somehwere in the early eighties...
what the fuck
can i say fuck
well then fuck
Haiku # 3967, August 21, 2000 4:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
kill the white background
white snow on eyelidness eyes
blinds me forever
Haiku # 3966, August 21, 2000 3:58 pm ET
by Cuz Al of van BC
kill the white background
white snow on eyelidness eyes
blind me forever
Haiku # 3965, August 21, 2000 3:58 pm ET
by Cuz Al of van BC
que es
una poesia si no
tiene letras
Haiku # 3964, August 21, 2000 3:58 pm ET
by cantiflas
some html


singe quote (')
double quote (")

Haiku # 3963, August 21, 2000 3:58 pm ET
by eric of culver city
some html p color"#ff0000"brsinge quote (')brdouble quote (")br
Haiku # 3962, August 21, 2000 3:57 pm ET
by eric of culver city
George Orwell was right,
and Big Brother's really on
USA Network.
Haiku # 3961, August 21, 2000 3:56 pm ET
by Adam of CC,CA,USA
oh the weirdos
that are waiting at Bad Haiku
to get me help help
Haiku # 3960, August 21, 2000 3:52 pm ET
by etana of sony
Haiku # 3959, August 21, 2000 3:02 pm ET
by Silencio of El medio
this is another
haiku test
another test
Haiku # 3958, August 21, 2000 2:49 pm ET
by Janis of Santa Monica
My lover soothes me
He frees my soul, loves me whole
need him by my side.
Haiku # 3957, August 21, 2000 10:44 am ET
by RMS
Oh TV Dinner
Made from assorted beef parts
I crave your goodness
Haiku # 3956, August 21, 2000 10:37 am ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Jennifer Lopez
transmigrating with the souls
of the comatose
Haiku # 3955, August 21, 2000 9:48 am ET
by Andy
just cuz years go by
don't mean good tunes got to die!
old glam rock's legit!
Haiku # 3954, August 20, 2000 5:34 pm ET
by HeavyMetalPat
Little swollen toe
Spider's vengence acted out
And still no powers
Haiku # 3953, August 19, 2000 5:03 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
enjoy the weekend
have a beer and watch a game
get some yard work done

go to the movies
twenty dollar date. popcorn.
can't finish the tub

morning, big breakfast
running errands...relaxing...
wind down with T.V
Haiku # 3952, August 18, 2000 3:49 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
Lunch break should be done
Yet they take another hour
Registrar from Hell
Haiku # 3951, August 18, 2000 3:15 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Godwin's Law means that
I get to call you "Nazi"
Eventually
Haiku # 3950, August 18, 2000 11:11 am ET
by Business Dog of New York, USA

hoy tang-ina ka
nagkakalat ka rito
pakilala ka
Haiku # 3949, August 18, 2000 12:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
To afford new books
I had to strike a bargain
Only my first born
Haiku # 3948, August 17, 2000 4:07 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Yahoo Personals
Haven for social disease
Oh yeah! Count me in!
Haiku # 3947, August 17, 2000 3:59 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
bad at using forms
wanted to mention kahlo
i take submissions
Haiku # 3946, August 17, 2000 12:35 pm ET
by Kahlo Haiku of Dallas,
I can't stop laughing
about the dirty washcloth
glad my ass is clean
Haiku # 3945, August 17, 2000 12:30 pm ET
by Kahlo
she sleeps next to me
me, on my side...she, on hers
right on the wet spot
Haiku # 3944, August 17, 2000 11:54 am ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
do me a favor
throw me that dirty washcloth
need to wipe my ass
Haiku # 3943, August 17, 2000 11:52 am ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
intellectuals
...yawn...it's better to live life
than live in your head
Haiku # 3942, August 17, 2000 11:46 am ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara,
a photo of me
and my true love sits squarely
in my line of sight...
Haiku # 3941, August 17, 2000 6:14 am ET
by Andy
Damn the World Wide Web...
unpunished Bad Haiku page...
Web Wide World the Damn...
Haiku # 3940, August 17, 2000 6:08 am ET
by Andy
Stay out the Bushes...
So says Jessie Jackson of
the Yellow Rose George.
Haiku # 3939, August 17, 2000 5:55 am ET
by Andy
Jesus is Lord so
why all that rhetoric
needed to save me?
Haiku # 3938, August 17, 2000 5:48 am ET
by Andy
feel the texture of
the photons on the surface
of your retnas
Haiku # 3937, August 16, 2000 11:24 pm ET
by 10k
Morons laugh at their
dumb jokes and blankly stare at
intelligent wit.
Haiku # 3936, August 16, 2000 7:52 pm ET
by Arik
unFortUnately
Sea HorsEs don't havE any
uNderwAter hay
Haiku # 3935, August 16, 2000 3:07 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
Critics everywhere
I'll punch them in the stomach
and watch them cry! HA!
Haiku # 3934, August 16, 2000 1:28 pm ET
by Kackarott
The swing of the bat
Like thunder the ball leaves bat
Ooops... DUCK! OLD LADY!!!!!
Haiku # 3933, August 16, 2000 1:19 pm ET
by Kackarott
This haiku was brought
to you by the letter Q;
Q is a bad ass
Haiku # 3932, August 16, 2000 12:18 pm ET
by Andy
oh but don't get the
idea i'm like
bitter or nothing
Haiku # 3931, August 16, 2000 11:28 am ET
by sheena
a half-assed excuse
to sell hallmark and roses
fuck that, little cupid-butt
Haiku # 3930, August 16, 2000 11:27 am ET
by sheena
love is like santa
really big, really cheesy
really stupid lie
Haiku # 3929, August 16, 2000 11:25 am ET
by sheena
internet dating
sucks like an electrolux
so does other kind
Haiku # 3928, August 16, 2000 11:22 am ET
by sheena
ah well screw him then
or not, he can sink back to
the black depths he's from
Haiku # 3927, August 16, 2000 11:21 am ET
by sheena
i think i cracked his
fragile male ego -maybe
that's why no email
Haiku # 3926, August 16, 2000 11:20 am ET
by sheena
bored out of my skull
will something interesting
ever happen, huh?
Haiku # 3925, August 16, 2000 11:18 am ET
by sheena
okay that was dumb
this is BAD haiku, ya know
so sue me, it sucked
Haiku # 3924, August 16, 2000 11:17 am ET
by sheena
life is like a bowl
not cherries, not chocolate
toilet's accurate
Haiku # 3923, August 16, 2000 11:16 am ET
by sheena
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