Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

ah well screw him then
or not, he can sink back to
the black depths he's from
Haiku # 3927, August 16, 2000 11:21 am ET
by sheena
i think i cracked his
fragile male ego -maybe
that's why no email
Haiku # 3926, August 16, 2000 11:20 am ET
by sheena
bored out of my skull
will something interesting
ever happen, huh?
Haiku # 3925, August 16, 2000 11:18 am ET
by sheena
okay that was dumb
this is BAD haiku, ya know
so sue me, it sucked
Haiku # 3924, August 16, 2000 11:17 am ET
by sheena
life is like a bowl
not cherries, not chocolate
toilet's accurate
Haiku # 3923, August 16, 2000 11:16 am ET
by sheena
fuck you washcloth douche
go watch some south park, okay?
irrigate your mind
Haiku # 3922, August 16, 2000 11:13 am ET
by sheena
Overconfident-
the damnable creep Spencer.
Whining intern nerd...
Haiku # 3921, August 16, 2000 11:10 am ET
by Andy
POWERPUFF GIRLS dream
of pounding Mojo Jojo,
a big-brained monkey
Haiku # 3920, August 16, 2000 11:02 am ET
by Andy of USA
R M S you got
the idea your second
try-five the last line
Haiku # 3919, August 16, 2000 10:32 am ET
by Andy of USA
I want to escape
Depart from the cloned workdays
Need more vacation!
Haiku # 3918, August 16, 2000 10:24 am ET
by RMS
no second chances
pay attention, learn quickly
adapt, overcome
Haiku # 3917, August 16, 2000 9:21 am ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
Haiku is Poo Poo
If its bad, its sad for you
Have a nice day anyway
Haiku # 3916, August 16, 2000 8:40 am ET
by RMS
monkey junkie, don't
stick a needle in your lip
kisses won't be felt
Haiku # 3915, August 16, 2000 6:08 am ET
by Andy
damn, haiku is dumb.
why do you suppose that is?
like duh! stupid arse!
Haiku # 3914, August 16, 2000 1:40 am ET
by dadick of Spore, spore
personality
lots of personality
face like a flounder

Haiku # 3913, August 15, 2000 6:12 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
why complete silence?
Chealea is gone away now
awful solitude
Haiku # 3912, August 15, 2000 5:18 pm ET
by Andy
it's been on awhile
but still, South Park makes me laugh
genius, pure genius
Haiku # 3911, August 15, 2000 4:27 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
Watch a Pay-Per-View?
Only if it's wrestling
Damned hillbilly town
Haiku # 3910, August 15, 2000 2:25 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
there is little to
be said in five seven five
so why even try
Haiku # 3909, August 15, 2000 1:31 pm ET
by Andy of Ft. Wayne, USA
my mistaken shot
somewhat ruined my humour
is that addressing down ?
Haiku # 3908, August 15, 2000 6:34 am ET
by ash
one minute you're there
intermittent power source
then suddenly you're
Haiku # 3907, August 15, 2000 6:27 am ET
by (cr)ash
contented myself
with what office has to lend -
ancient computer
Haiku # 3906, August 14, 2000 11:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
second prepaid card
couldn't damn connect at all
i've been fucked...fucked bad
Haiku # 3905, August 14, 2000 11:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"Server's still down, sir"
Sheepishly he feigns a smile:
Eat my kung fu chops
Haiku # 3904, August 14, 2000 11:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Increased inflation?
Practically spend your soul
Die Ambercrombie
Haiku # 3903, August 14, 2000 9:23 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town , USA
Nothing is worse
Than A handicapped Haiku
With the first line short
Haiku # 3902, August 14, 2000 8:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
tagger vandal paints
expressing his inner rage
writes "have a nice day"
Haiku # 3901, August 14, 2000 5:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I write bad haiku
but I am not the master
Sheena's is much worse
Haiku # 3900, August 14, 2000 5:22 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
and we wear the cloth
it's all we can keep
against the winter
Haiku # 3899, August 14, 2000 2:23 pm ET
by sheena
warps and slubs wove in
heartache like knots in the thread
bad mistakes and all
Haiku # 3898, August 14, 2000 2:20 pm ET
by sheena
sorrow can't be fixed
like a dropped stitch reknitted
life just continues
Haiku # 3897, August 14, 2000 2:18 pm ET
by sheena
wishing for things that
won't be in the time we have
on this cold planet
Haiku # 3896, August 14, 2000 2:16 pm ET
by sheena
for the aching nights
we spent in tears or silence
wishing words unsaid
Haiku # 3895, August 14, 2000 2:15 pm ET
by sheena
for the knowledge we'll
never really allow each
other to ease grief
Haiku # 3894, August 14, 2000 2:13 pm ET
by sheena
i weep for us both
for the friendship we almost
found despite it all
Haiku # 3893, August 14, 2000 2:12 pm ET
by sheena
she won't hear relief
tension is her poisoned drug
i weep for her heart
Haiku # 3892, August 14, 2000 2:11 pm ET
by sheena
she'll never hear what
she thinks she shouldn't want to
she won't hear kindness
Haiku # 3891, August 14, 2000 2:09 pm ET
by sheena
but working from hate
and the gall of her mother
she'll never hear peace
Haiku # 3890, August 14, 2000 2:08 pm ET
by sheena
if she could only
speak to her holy ideal
he'd tell her it's fine
Haiku # 3889, August 14, 2000 2:07 pm ET
by sheena
if she could only
open the eyes of her mind
and remember love
Haiku # 3888, August 14, 2000 2:05 pm ET
by sheena
aren't really what
she believes to be the truth
if she could see it
Haiku # 3887, August 14, 2000 2:04 pm ET
by sheena
fundamentalist
tendencies of her
angry childhood days
Haiku # 3886, August 14, 2000 2:03 pm ET
by sheena
tight clothes and red nails
don't equal sluthood
i'm not what she thinks
Haiku # 3885, August 14, 2000 2:01 pm ET
by sheena
my love is sacred
despite my laughter, despite
my mischievous mind
Haiku # 3884, August 14, 2000 2:00 pm ET
by sheena
One years worth of dirt
Caked on the body with love
One damn dirty car
Haiku # 3883, July 28, 2000 11:20 am ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Winner is not me
Always apologizing
Smiles equal NO!
Haiku # 3882, July 28, 2000 7:29 am ET
by Winner is not me
Here comes the strap-on
Anal anticipation
Ecstasy! Shes next!
Haiku # 3881, July 28, 2000 7:19 am ET
by Kackarott
this is really strange
i've never exprerienced
a bad site like this
Haiku # 3880, July 28, 2000 12:02 am ET
by pagi
Where is the new stuff?
Why can't bad haiku be shown
newest to oldest?
Haiku # 3879, July 27, 2000 11:59 pm ET
by Nunya Bidness of Houston
work makes me lazy
when it comes to new haikus.
I should make more time.
Haiku # 3878, July 27, 2000 10:14 pm ET
by Arik
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