Here comes the strap-on
Anal anticipation
Ecstasy! Shes next!
by Kackarott
this is really strange
i've never exprerienced
a bad site like this
by pagi
Where is the new stuff?
Why can't bad haiku be shown
newest to oldest?
by Nunya Bidness of Houston
work makes me lazy
when it comes to new haikus.
I should make more time.
by Arik
her movements precise
spurred on by the memory
of unbending arms
by mount madonna mama
the last bath must come
quickly she runs the water
into a basin
by mount madonna mama
rigor set in quickly
looked like she'd been dead for days
in just an hour
by mount madonna mama
Porn on DVD
An interactive coitus
Gonadotropic
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Should I be flattered?
Asked to be in my Haikus
Of course! Hi Carrie.
by Jason of Your Town, USA
reminiscences
memories diminishing
despite their sparkle
by ash
communication
subliminal messages
a bit of old chat
by ash
Funny question asked
"Why haven't you asked me out?"
You talking to me?
by Jason of Your Town , USA
in my old high school
gymnasium, "Stairway
to Heaven" last chance to dance
by Warren Dean Fulton of vancouver, CANADA
Ja, Ich verstehe.
Du bist eine Sweinhund. Mein
Deutch suks? Ich wiess.
by Arik
Warm sun, cool water
No worries and all fun, yet
Sleep at home is best
by Jason of Your Town, USA
I wish I could electrocute you
Suppose that I hooked
a battery to the phone
would I hear you fry
by Anonymous Poet
Throw me another crumb
Please call accounting
There's an error on my check
You lost some zeros
by Anonymous Poet
She's Calling from Wal-Mart
You poor little thing
Why did god make you so dumb
He must hate me too
by Anonymous Poet
Every week someone
even more annoying arrives
than the week before.
by Arik
E I Go De No
Ha I Ku Na N Te
Ku So Ku Ra E
by Matsuo Basho Jr.
I'm bored. I'm just bored.
Just here making bad haiku.
My haiku is crap.
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
I love haiku...yeah...
I just write some every day...
uh..well, no I don't.
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
Yo soy un gringo.
Donde esta mi mono?
Soy muy, muy triste.
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
Norb. Dagget. Angry...
Brothers that are beavers.yep.
Spoot, you spoothead. ha.
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
Donde esta el...
bano? I need to go...bad.
Where are you going?
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
consider me safe
i'm one professional guy
or so i profess
by ash
bastard gst
my galloping consumption
molested by ants
by ash
cattygoths, how lame
they really need to grow up
and need to get lives
by Magenta
Yoda. I love Yoda!
Long live the green guy..Yoda!
I love Yo-Yoda!
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
Yoda...oh so wise...
See Yoda sit on a log...
Sit, green guy, sit...
by Anonymous Poet
Four days of Silence
Great Lakes keep me from Haikus
At least I'll be tan
by Jason of Your Town, USA
So, Pelican Bob,
I see you find writing poems
theraputic... freak.
by Arik
A horrible thing
Nothing funny comes to mind
Haiku writer's block
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Go away a bit...
Hard to catch up with it all.
So much new haiku.
by Haiku Hacker
carcinogenic
cola rots me inside but I
like my filmy teeth
by baby zack
I thought I'd try one
Not much fun being had here
My head hurts I'll stop
by JC of NYC,
I thought I'd try one
Not much fun being had here
My head hurts I'll stop
by JC of NYC,
drained cyberkinder
unplug your peripherals
and power down now
by ash
You can't expect to
weild supreme executive
power just because
Some watery tart
threw a sword at you! Monty
Python is the best.
by PelicanBob
Shouldn't have waited
Don't do drugs, they can
only bring you bad things like
fun, orgies, and friends.
by pelicanbob
Stay up late writing
three ten, time for bed i guess
no more britney bash.
by PelicanBob
Oops, she has done it
again, played with her bra size,
nasty little cheat
by Anonymous Poet
I'm of alien
intelligence. At least they
Say. They say too much.
by Pelican Bob
Tis bad to tell a
story by way of haiku?
for me? No. For you?
by Pelican Bob
Pedophile
Given a virgin
to sink his teeth in, he'd bite
and give no reason.
All he wanted was
to be a bit callous, now,
I've just got malice,
bleed like anyone,
like me. My skin, Is just thin,
My skin is still
by Pelican Bob
I'm not all that bad
humor is my favorite thing
I'm shaken, not stirred
by Pelican Bob
There was a time when
I thought that I had a friend
I put down the blade
so flames won't consume
me again. I awakened
to see what they want
all along. Open
eyes, realize all deception was gone. Never was
Not again
by Pelican Bob
That hateful face of
God is just like all the rest
evil face of God
by Pelican Bob
I've seen god's face
hates me with disinterest
Just like all the rest
by Pelican Bob
I mean no offense
mount madonna mama's poems
make me cry. Thank you.
by Pelican Bob
