Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

communication
subliminal messages
a bit of old chat
Haiku # 3871, July 26, 2000 4:11 am ET
by ash
Funny question asked
"Why haven't you asked me out?"
You talking to me?
Haiku # 3870, July 25, 2000 9:49 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town , USA
in my old high school
gymnasium, "Stairway
to Heaven" last chance to dance
Haiku # 3869, July 24, 2000 11:47 pm ET
by Warren Dean Fulton of vancouver, CANADA
Ja, Ich verstehe.
Du bist eine Sweinhund. Mein
Deutch suks? Ich wiess.
Haiku # 3868, July 24, 2000 1:55 pm ET
by Arik
Warm sun, cool water
No worries and all fun, yet
Sleep at home is best
Haiku # 3867, July 24, 2000 1:34 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
I wish I could electrocute you

Suppose that I hooked
a battery to the phone
would I hear you fry
Haiku # 3866, July 24, 2000 1:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Throw me another crumb

Please call accounting
There's an error on my check
You lost some zeros
Haiku # 3865, July 24, 2000 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
She's Calling from Wal-Mart

You poor little thing
Why did god make you so dumb
He must hate me too
Haiku # 3864, July 24, 2000 1:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Every week someone
even more annoying arrives
than the week before.
Haiku # 3863, July 24, 2000 4:41 am ET
by Arik
E I Go De No
Ha I Ku Na N Te
Ku So Ku Ra E
Haiku # 3862, July 23, 2000 11:45 pm ET
by Matsuo Basho Jr.
I'm bored. I'm just bored.
Just here making bad haiku.
My haiku is crap.
Haiku # 3861, July 23, 2000 8:57 pm ET
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
I love haiku...yeah...
I just write some every day...
uh..well, no I don't.
Haiku # 3860, July 23, 2000 8:52 pm ET
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
Yo soy un gringo.
Donde esta mi mono?
Soy muy, muy triste.
Haiku # 3859, July 23, 2000 8:48 pm ET
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
Norb. Dagget. Angry...
Brothers that are beavers.yep.
Spoot, you spoothead. ha.
Haiku # 3858, July 23, 2000 8:44 pm ET
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
Donde esta el...
bano? I need to go...bad.
Where are you going?
Haiku # 3857, July 23, 2000 8:40 pm ET
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
consider me safe
i'm one professional guy
or so i profess
Haiku # 3856, July 21, 2000 4:19 am ET
by ash
bastard gst
my galloping consumption
molested by ants
Haiku # 3855, July 21, 2000 4:17 am ET
by ash
cattygoths, how lame
they really need to grow up
and need to get lives
Haiku # 3854, July 21, 2000 1:36 am ET
by Magenta
Yoda. I love Yoda!
Long live the green guy..Yoda!
I love Yo-Yoda!
Haiku # 3853, July 20, 2000 9:00 pm ET
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
Yoda...oh so wise...
See Yoda sit on a log...
Sit, green guy, sit...
Haiku # 3852, July 20, 2000 8:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Four days of Silence
Great Lakes keep me from Haikus
At least I'll be tan
Haiku # 3851, July 20, 2000 1:21 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
So, Pelican Bob,
I see you find writing poems
theraputic... freak.
Haiku # 3850, July 19, 2000 9:03 pm ET
by Arik
A horrible thing
Nothing funny comes to mind
Haiku writer's block
Haiku # 3849, July 19, 2000 8:50 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Go away a bit...
Hard to catch up with it all.
So much new haiku.

Haiku # 3848, July 19, 2000 4:44 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
carcinogenic
cola rots me inside but I
like my filmy teeth
Haiku # 3847, July 18, 2000 9:50 am ET
by baby zack
I thought I'd try one
Not much fun being had here
My head hurts I'll stop
Haiku # 3846, July 18, 2000 7:33 am ET
by JC of NYC,
I thought I'd try one
Not much fun being had here
My head hurts I'll stop
Haiku # 3845, July 18, 2000 7:32 am ET
by JC of NYC,
drained cyberkinder
unplug your peripherals
and power down now
Haiku # 3844, July 18, 2000 6:26 am ET
by ash
You can't expect to
weild supreme executive
power just because

Some watery tart
threw a sword at you! Monty
Python is the best.
Haiku # 3843, July 18, 2000 3:50 am ET
by PelicanBob
Shouldn't have waited

Don't do drugs, they can
only bring you bad things like
fun, orgies, and friends.
Haiku # 3842, July 18, 2000 3:39 am ET
by pelicanbob
Stay up late writing
three ten, time for bed i guess
no more britney bash.
Haiku # 3841, July 18, 2000 3:19 am ET
by PelicanBob
Oops, she has done it
again, played with her bra size,
nasty little cheat
Haiku # 3840, July 18, 2000 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm of alien
intelligence. At least they
Say. They say too much.
Haiku # 3839, July 18, 2000 3:13 am ET
by Pelican Bob
Tis bad to tell a
story by way of haiku?
for me? No. For you?
Haiku # 3838, July 18, 2000 3:10 am ET
by Pelican Bob
Pedophile


Given a virgin
to sink his teeth in, he'd bite
and give no reason.

All he wanted was
to be a bit callous, now,
I've just got malice,

bleed like anyone,
like me. My skin, Is just thin,
My skin is still
Haiku # 3837, July 18, 2000 3:09 am ET
by Pelican Bob
I'm not all that bad
humor is my favorite thing
I'm shaken, not stirred
Haiku # 3836, July 18, 2000 2:35 am ET
by Pelican Bob
There was a time when
I thought that I had a friend
I put down the blade

so flames won't consume
me again. I awakened
to see what they want

all along. Open
eyes, realize all deception was gone. Never was

Not again
Haiku # 3835, July 18, 2000 2:32 am ET
by Pelican Bob
That hateful face of
God is just like all the rest
evil face of God
Haiku # 3834, July 18, 2000 2:25 am ET
by Pelican Bob
I've seen god's face
hates me with disinterest
Just like all the rest
Haiku # 3833, July 18, 2000 2:23 am ET
by Pelican Bob
I mean no offense
mount madonna mama's poems
make me cry. Thank you.
Haiku # 3832, July 18, 2000 2:12 am ET
by Pelican Bob
How will your reign end?
Become what you would destroy
buy your damn nikes
Haiku # 3831, July 18, 2000 1:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Necropheliacs
not so much sexy as dead
and that is just bad.
Haiku # 3830, July 18, 2000 1:05 am ET
by PelicanBob of homestead.com/emumuse/randomemuweekly.html,
sluggy slime, you geek
get back to your own damn site
shit in your backyard
Haiku # 3829, July 17, 2000 11:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thumper is my friend
I'd do anything for him
Maiming fools, for one
Haiku # 3828, July 17, 2000 11:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
leaving the patio
man goes back to his bedroom
and falls fast asleep
Haiku # 3827, July 17, 2000 10:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
damn computer geeks
they couldn't write no haiku
knock them on their heads
Haiku # 3826, July 17, 2000 10:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the sky has fallen
all of your precious birds have
died. boo hoo, boo hoo.
Haiku # 3825, July 17, 2000 9:39 pm ET
by Cristina
Haiku, i can do
as I sit down at the desk
and then fall asleep
Haiku # 3824, July 17, 2000 9:37 pm ET
by Cristina
Careen down the road
Flash of rabbit under tire
I named him Thumper
Haiku # 3823, July 17, 2000 6:56 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
They pretend to eat
flesh. Cannibalism which
symbolizes Christ.
Haiku # 3822, July 17, 2000 12:55 pm ET
by Arik
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