They pretend to eat
flesh. Cannibalism which
symbolizes Christ.
by Arik
guys who drive around,
their big beats shaking cement,
are pretty damn cool.
by baby zack
hot wheel on carpet
poised in darkness patiently
waiting for my foot
by mount madonna mama
six lanes of pure hell
suck in dark and noxious fumes
waiting for the end
by mount madonna mama
toyo bowl heartburn
third world trash clogs the gutter
lone palm in asphalt
by mount madonna mama
waking, the woman
sighs as she looks out the window
patio cocktails
by mount madonna mama
Blocked off parking lot
long walks to rent videos
lazy people keep driving
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Purple ducky poo
Barfy super toiletries
confusion? why yes
by Mink007
Hey piss off, sluggy!
Your shit is not welcome here.
You're not that funny.
by Anonymous Poet
Hey Haikus are fun
I think I will write one yay
Jason thinks I dumb
by gdeb
Endless channel flipping
The bane of late night viewing
Nothing's on TV
by Jason of Your Town , USA
Nature's filled with fools
They must point this out to all
Some use big red font
by Jason of Your Town, USA
MY HAIKU SHOULD BE
BIG AND RED AND READ A LOT
IF NOT FUCK YOU ASS
by Anonymous Poet
My friends say that I
lash out at society
die bitch six six six
by Anonymous Poet
90% chance
to sit and drool. You are wrong
again, weatherman.
by Arik
I punched his square head
and the moron just sat there.
Computers are dumb
by Arik
now to my patio
I go for a shot of cheap
gin and some dip chips
by Anonymous Poet
storm has subsided
as waters traverse the streets
into the old sewer
by Anonymous Poet
What's a "metope"? -
Space between the triglyphs of
a Duric friez.
by Anonymous Poet
the drunken master
vendibly airs his website
marketing faux paus
by Anonymous Poet
my daughter, she's two
may discern concept of loss
but maybe not death
by Anonymous Poet
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heaven, imagine there's no
people, no rel'gion, too...
by Anonymous Poet
found a faster way
to zip into this website
circumnavigate
by Anonymous Poet
Burning lips on fire
Only a few peppers, please
Subway
by Jason of Your Town, USA
This haiku blows balls
Why the hell am I writing
This stupid-ass thing?
by Glod Glodssonssonsson of Hell, US
i hate everyone ecept for people that have tits and cunts and give head and r female
by Anonymous Poet
Chronic pain. You can
Forget momentarily
Writing bad haiku.
by Haiku Hacker
I said, "Palendrome,"
"can it countermand?" It can...
"Palendrome!" Said I.
by Arik
Inbox full of mail
Please forgive me for delay
In reply to Oz.
by Jane of Princeton,
prose proposes
repeated reminiscence
it's iteration
by ash
my own idiom
lends latitude to express
my own idiot
by ash
in the darkened room
he lays next to her waiting
for the final breath
by mount madonna mama
irregular breath
rattled out through secretions
gasping agonal
by mount madonna mama
egregious error
exist existentially
else end endlessly
by mount madonna mama
Is he a genius?
The daily Haiku writer
No, he is just bored.
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Repaved parking lot
Noxious fumes fill my nostrils
I'm feeling happy
by Jason of Your Town, USA
i'm not scared of death
it solves a lot of problems
i'm scared of dying
by ash
the more cognisant
aware of approaching death
concentrate on life
by ash
I wish I were dead.
Oh, wait. That's not what I meant.
I wish you were dead.
by Arik
dying by degrees
from the time that we were born
until we snuff it
by ash
Saw Bambi, age 5
It made a big impression
The mother dying...
by Haiku Hacker
Try foil, friend Jason.
Expensive... but you're worth it!
They'll poke you no more.
by Haiku Hacker
I've been there, Mama.
All the way around the bend.
I'm back now. "I'm HEEE-EERE!"
by Haiku Hacker
Vernon and Ginny -
Hermaphrodite? Homophobe?
Ambisexual?
by Haiku Hacker
Regret now sets in.
Why the hell did I click that?
The TV screen... blank!
by Arik
Tie the bonnet on
Poke my scalp with your device
Oh, bleach burns like hell
by Jason of Your Town, USA
a daughter's whining
pleading to watch her "Bambi"
a bundle of joy
by Anonymous Poet
the black velvet sky
blankets the vast horizon
putting ash to sleep
by Anonymous Poet
