Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

a daughter's whining
pleading to watch her "Bambi"
a bundle of joy
Haiku # 3774, July 11, 2000 8:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the black velvet sky
blankets the vast horizon
putting ash to sleep
Haiku # 3773, July 11, 2000 8:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
emasculated,
lecher dreams salaciously:
prurient obsession
Haiku # 3772, July 11, 2000 8:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
gentle melodies
the end of a long day's work
prelude to a sleep
Haiku # 3771, July 11, 2000 6:28 am ET
by ash
THE WONDERFUL EAR
Ahem...

Frogs sometimes riddup
Their moyuths open, say riddup
The ear can hear it

My ear is on me
It has lots of big fat wax
The ear can hold it

The ear has a hole
It is very dark inside
The ear
Haiku # 3770, July 11, 2000 6:18 am ET
by Crina
I like trees a lot
They have got green leaves yeah man
But they don't have bars
Haiku # 3769, July 11, 2000 6:16 am ET
by Crina
I can see a chair
There is no one sitting there
But it is not empty
Haiku # 3768, July 11, 2000 6:13 am ET
by Crina
WHAT A WOMAN WANTS, WHAT A WOMAN NEEDS
by Ginny

I am a woman
Treat me like an animal
Do me from behind.

I have a clit ring
My vagina is swollen
Let's fuck like mad dogs!
Haiku # 3767, July 10, 2000 8:11 pm ET
by Ginny
ROCK SOLID
by Vernon

The geologist
Who fucked the seismologist
Had his world rocked!
Haiku # 3766, July 10, 2000 8:08 pm ET
by Vernon
OH SO GOOD
by Vernon

She grabbed my penis
And sucked me like a vacuum
I came in her mouth.

She exclaimed with grace
As I pulled out with great haste
"Please cum on my face!"
Haiku # 3765, July 10, 2000 8:07 pm ET
by Vernon
RICHARD GERE
by Vernon

The proctologist
Retrieved a giant gerbil
From the man's anus.
Haiku # 3764, July 10, 2000 8:03 pm ET
by Vernon
On Valentine's Day
I saw two men packing fudge
I have a sweet tooth.
Haiku # 3763, July 10, 2000 8:00 pm ET
by Vernon
around the corner
is way better than around
the bend haiku hack
Haiku # 3762, July 10, 2000 5:49 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
my own chemistry
now pristine synaptic cleft
flying at light speed
Haiku # 3761, July 10, 2000 5:44 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
one hundred flowers
variety of acids
fan out in my mind
Haiku # 3760, July 10, 2000 5:42 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
my four year old boy
croons his magic wordless spells
quieting my soul
Haiku # 3759, July 10, 2000 5:35 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
a small procedure
lidocaine toxicity
not metabolized
Haiku # 3758, July 10, 2000 5:29 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
OK, I'm pissed guys.
I wrote a REALLY bad one.
Hey... didja notice?
Haiku # 3757, July 10, 2000 5:23 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Taking Depakote?
Might as well stand in the cor-
Ner with a drool cup.
Haiku # 3756, July 10, 2000 5:18 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Keep writing Mama
Gives you temporary calm,
Gets out the "nasties."
Haiku # 3755, July 10, 2000 5:15 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
ant's formic acid
fires a rocket in my eye
suddenly i wake
Haiku # 3754, July 10, 2000 5:13 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Mount Madonna Mama,
Sounds like you have endured a
Personal Holocaust
Haiku # 3753, July 10, 2000 5:13 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
valproic acid
once ingested molested
neurochemistry
Haiku # 3752, July 10, 2000 5:09 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
sticks and fuckin' stones
never was a good listener
got another scar
Haiku # 3751, July 10, 2000 5:03 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
for a bitch like you
cigarette coal does wonders
got a three point scar
Haiku # 3750, July 10, 2000 5:00 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
saw a sign today
don't play with balls in store
had to show my friends
Haiku # 3749, July 10, 2000 4:57 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
A paradox?
Twister while the sun shows bright
Yeah, Indiana
Haiku # 3748, July 10, 2000 2:23 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
for some haiku fun
come enter the battlefield
at Kung Fu Haiku
Haiku # 3747, July 10, 2000 10:20 am ET
by Master Chan
to shaggydoo and ash
you two seem to own this place
can i have fun too?
Haiku # 3746, July 10, 2000 2:03 am ET
by Nicholas of usa
acerbic juices
of mount madonna's black hole
simply corrosive
Haiku # 3745, July 9, 2000 10:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A cool winter breeze,
just like an Alpine Ski-jump!
I think York's© are good.
Haiku # 3744, July 9, 2000 9:40 pm ET
by Arik
Tick tock time shall pass
Yet it seems that time stands still
Boredom overcomes
Haiku # 3743, July 9, 2000 7:30 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
naked feet slide through
the wet night grass worrying
their way among slugs
Haiku # 3742, July 9, 2000 7:21 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
sharp tang of skunk scent
rolls in on the evening breeze
the dogs are riled
Haiku # 3741, July 9, 2000 7:16 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Sorry folks, I'm blushing.
Haiku Hackers' erotic
Fantasies unleashed.
Haiku # 3740, July 9, 2000 5:17 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
I'll look at your grill.
Let me see it way up close...
Be gentle with it.
Haiku # 3739, July 9, 2000 5:13 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Your afro, Black Belt Jones,
Sounds a lot like my pussy.
Hey! Blondes have more fun.
Haiku # 3738, July 9, 2000 4:57 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Brains by the barrel
Allow my skills to prosper
Watch me as I grow
Haiku # 3737, July 9, 2000 10:01 am ET
by Black Belt Jones of USA
so, the gang's all here
but this here is not your ground
brains, not brawns, shall rule
Haiku # 3736, July 9, 2000 4:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
So where is my point?
I have a knife in my hand...
Pardon the bad pun.
Haiku # 3735, July 8, 2000 10:59 pm ET
by Arik
Turn and see my grill
Instant before you're life ends
You should look both ways!
Haiku # 3734, July 8, 2000 8:38 pm ET
by Truck Turner of USA
My afro is gold
It's golden fleece from a sheep
It's value... priceless
Haiku # 3733, July 8, 2000 8:34 pm ET
by Black Belt Jones of USA
If micromanaged,
Keep your integrity and
Tell them to piss off.
Haiku # 3732, July 8, 2000 6:49 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Well, I did nothing.
Really they did it all to
Themselves, the assholes.
Haiku # 3731, July 8, 2000 6:43 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
I had three bosses.
I told them to go to hell.
I did this NICELY!
Haiku # 3730, July 8, 2000 6:41 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Shingles are on roofs.
Up there, they are a good thing.
Sheer hell on my back.
Haiku # 3729, July 8, 2000 6:37 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
I have been away,
For several days in fact.
I have lost our threads.
Haiku # 3728, July 8, 2000 6:35 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Blistered, dangling flesh
Red, swollen palate screaming
Caution: Contents Hot
Haiku # 3727, July 7, 2000 7:53 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
I'm going to fly
to a far, distant city.
To the first ocean.
Haiku # 3726, July 7, 2000 4:23 pm ET
by melville above
Pitch black, eyes heavy
Aware, yet conscious fading
Drifting thoughts to sleep
Haiku # 3725, July 7, 2000 12:30 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
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