Haiku, i can do
as I sit down at the desk
and then fall asleep

Careen down the road
Flash of rabbit under tire
I named him Thumper

They pretend to eat
flesh. Cannibalism which
symbolizes Christ.

guys who drive around,
their big beats shaking cement,
are pretty damn cool.

hot wheel on carpet
poised in darkness patiently
waiting for my foot

six lanes of pure hell
suck in dark and noxious fumes
waiting for the end

toyo bowl heartburn
third world trash clogs the gutter
lone palm in asphalt

waking, the woman
sighs as she looks out the window
patio cocktails

Blocked off parking lot
long walks to rent videos
lazy people keep driving

Purple ducky poo
Barfy super toiletries
confusion? why yes

Hey piss off, sluggy!
Your shit is not welcome here.
You're not that funny.

Hey Haikus are fun
I think I will write one yay
Jason thinks I dumb

Endless channel flipping
The bane of late night viewing
Nothing's on TV

Nature's filled with fools
They must point this out to all
Some use big red font

MY HAIKU SHOULD BE
BIG AND RED AND READ A LOT
IF NOT FUCK YOU ASS

My friends say that I
lash out at society
die bitch six six six

90% chance
to sit and drool. You are wrong
again, weatherman.

I punched his square head
and the moron just sat there.
Computers are dumb

now to my patio
I go for a shot of cheap
gin and some dip chips

storm has subsided
as waters traverse the streets
into the old sewer

What's a "metope"? -
Space between the triglyphs of
a Duric friez.

the drunken master
vendibly airs his website
marketing faux paus

my daughter, she's two
may discern concept of loss
but maybe not death

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imagine there's no
heaven, imagine there's no
people, no rel'gion, too...

found a faster way
to zip into this website
circumnavigate

Burning lips on fire
Only a few peppers, please
Subway

This haiku blows balls
Why the hell am I writing
This stupid-ass thing?

i hate everyone ecept for people that have tits and cunts and give head and r female

Chronic pain. You can
Forget momentarily
Writing bad haiku.

I said, "Palendrome,"
"can it countermand?" It can...
"Palendrome!" Said I.

Inbox full of mail
Please forgive me for delay
In reply to Oz.

prose proposes
repeated reminiscence
it's iteration

my own idiom
lends latitude to express
my own idiot

in the darkened room
he lays next to her waiting
for the final breath

irregular breath
rattled out through secretions
gasping agonal

egregious error
exist existentially
else end endlessly

Is he a genius?
The daily Haiku writer
No, he is just bored.

Repaved parking lot
Noxious fumes fill my nostrils
I'm feeling happy

i'm not scared of death
it solves a lot of problems
i'm scared of dying

the more cognisant
aware of approaching death
concentrate on life

I wish I were dead.
Oh, wait. That's not what I meant.
I wish you were dead.

dying by degrees
from the time that we were born
until we snuff it

Saw Bambi, age 5
It made a big impression
The mother dying...

Try foil, friend Jason.
Expensive... but you're worth it!
They'll poke you no more.

I've been there, Mama.
All the way around the bend.
I'm back now. "I'm HEEE-EERE!"

Vernon and Ginny -
Hermaphrodite? Homophobe?
Ambisexual?

Regret now sets in.
Why the hell did I click that?
The TV screen... blank!

Tie the bonnet on
Poke my scalp with your device
Oh, bleach burns like hell