Try foil, friend Jason.
Expensive... but you're worth it!
They'll poke you no more.
by Haiku Hacker
I've been there, Mama.
All the way around the bend.
I'm back now. "I'm HEEE-EERE!"
by Haiku Hacker
Vernon and Ginny -
Hermaphrodite? Homophobe?
Ambisexual?
by Haiku Hacker
Regret now sets in.
Why the hell did I click that?
The TV screen... blank!
by Arik
Tie the bonnet on
Poke my scalp with your device
Oh, bleach burns like hell
by Jason of Your Town, USA
a daughter's whining
pleading to watch her "Bambi"
a bundle of joy
by Anonymous Poet
the black velvet sky
blankets the vast horizon
putting ash to sleep
by Anonymous Poet
emasculated,
lecher dreams salaciously:
prurient obsession
by Anonymous Poet
gentle melodies
the end of a long day's work
prelude to a sleep
by ash
THE WONDERFUL EAR
Ahem...
Frogs sometimes riddup
Their moyuths open, say riddup
The ear can hear it
My ear is on me
It has lots of big fat wax
The ear can hold it
The ear has a hole
It is very dark inside
The ear
by Crina
I like trees a lot
They have got green leaves yeah man
But they don't have bars
by Crina
I can see a chair
There is no one sitting there
But it is not empty
by Crina
WHAT A WOMAN WANTS, WHAT A WOMAN NEEDS
by Ginny
I am a woman
Treat me like an animal
Do me from behind.
I have a clit ring
My vagina is swollen
Let's fuck like mad dogs!
by Ginny
ROCK SOLID
by Vernon
The geologist
Who fucked the seismologist
Had his world rocked!
by Vernon
OH SO GOOD
by Vernon
She grabbed my penis
And sucked me like a vacuum
I came in her mouth.
She exclaimed with grace
As I pulled out with great haste
"Please cum on my face!"
by Vernon
RICHARD GERE
by Vernon
The proctologist
Retrieved a giant gerbil
From the man's anus.
by Vernon
On Valentine's Day
I saw two men packing fudge
I have a sweet tooth.
by Vernon
around the corner
is way better than around
the bend haiku hack
by mount madonna mama
my own chemistry
now pristine synaptic cleft
flying at light speed
by mount madonna mama
one hundred flowers
variety of acids
fan out in my mind
by mount madonna mama
my four year old boy
croons his magic wordless spells
quieting my soul
by mount madonna mama
a small procedure
lidocaine toxicity
not metabolized
by mount madonna mama
OK, I'm pissed guys.
I wrote a REALLY bad one.
Hey... didja notice?
by Haiku Hacker
Taking Depakote?
Might as well stand in the cor-
Ner with a drool cup.
by Haiku Hacker
Keep writing Mama
Gives you temporary calm,
Gets out the "nasties."
by Haiku Hacker
ant's formic acid
fires a rocket in my eye
suddenly i wake
by mount madonna mama
Mount Madonna Mama,
Sounds like you have endured a
Personal Holocaust
by Haiku Hacker
valproic acid
once ingested molested
neurochemistry
by mount madonna mama
sticks and fuckin' stones
never was a good listener
got another scar
by mount madonna mama
for a bitch like you
cigarette coal does wonders
got a three point scar
by mount madonna mama
saw a sign today
don't play with balls in store
had to show my friends
by mount madonna mama
A paradox?
Twister while the sun shows bright
Yeah, Indiana
by Jason of Your Town, USA
for some haiku fun
come enter the battlefield
at Kung Fu Haiku
by Master Chan
to shaggydoo and ash
you two seem to own this place
can i have fun too?
by Nicholas of usa
acerbic juices
of mount madonna's black hole
simply corrosive
by Anonymous Poet
A cool winter breeze,
just like an Alpine Ski-jump!
I think York's© are good.
by Arik
Tick tock time shall pass
Yet it seems that time stands still
Boredom overcomes
by Jason of Your Town, USA
naked feet slide through
the wet night grass worrying
their way among slugs
by mount madonna mama
sharp tang of skunk scent
rolls in on the evening breeze
the dogs are riled
by mount madonna mama
Sorry folks, I'm blushing.
Haiku Hackers' erotic
Fantasies unleashed.
by Haiku Hacker
I'll look at your grill.
Let me see it way up close...
Be gentle with it.
by Haiku Hacker
Your afro, Black Belt Jones,
Sounds a lot like my pussy.
Hey! Blondes have more fun.
by Haiku Hacker
Brains by the barrel
Allow my skills to prosper
Watch me as I grow
by Black Belt Jones of USA
so, the gang's all here
but this here is not your ground
brains, not brawns, shall rule
by Anonymous Poet
So where is my point?
I have a knife in my hand...
Pardon the bad pun.
by Arik
Turn and see my grill
Instant before you're life ends
You should look both ways!
by Truck Turner of USA
My afro is gold
It's golden fleece from a sheep
It's value... priceless
by Black Belt Jones of USA
If micromanaged,
Keep your integrity and
Tell them to piss off.
by Haiku Hacker
Well, I did nothing.
Really they did it all to
Themselves, the assholes.
by Haiku Hacker
I had three bosses.
I told them to go to hell.
I did this NICELY!
by Haiku Hacker
