Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

acerbic juices
of mount madonna's black hole
simply corrosive
Haiku # 3745, July 9, 2000 10:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A cool winter breeze,
just like an Alpine Ski-jump!
I think York's© are good.
Haiku # 3744, July 9, 2000 9:40 pm ET
by Arik
Tick tock time shall pass
Yet it seems that time stands still
Boredom overcomes
Haiku # 3743, July 9, 2000 7:30 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
naked feet slide through
the wet night grass worrying
their way among slugs
Haiku # 3742, July 9, 2000 7:21 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
sharp tang of skunk scent
rolls in on the evening breeze
the dogs are riled
Haiku # 3741, July 9, 2000 7:16 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Sorry folks, I'm blushing.
Haiku Hackers' erotic
Fantasies unleashed.
Haiku # 3740, July 9, 2000 5:17 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
I'll look at your grill.
Let me see it way up close...
Be gentle with it.
Haiku # 3739, July 9, 2000 5:13 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Your afro, Black Belt Jones,
Sounds a lot like my pussy.
Hey! Blondes have more fun.
Haiku # 3738, July 9, 2000 4:57 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Brains by the barrel
Allow my skills to prosper
Watch me as I grow
Haiku # 3737, July 9, 2000 10:01 am ET
by Black Belt Jones of USA
so, the gang's all here
but this here is not your ground
brains, not brawns, shall rule
Haiku # 3736, July 9, 2000 4:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
So where is my point?
I have a knife in my hand...
Pardon the bad pun.
Haiku # 3735, July 8, 2000 10:59 pm ET
by Arik
Turn and see my grill
Instant before you're life ends
You should look both ways!
Haiku # 3734, July 8, 2000 8:38 pm ET
by Truck Turner of USA
My afro is gold
It's golden fleece from a sheep
It's value... priceless
Haiku # 3733, July 8, 2000 8:34 pm ET
by Black Belt Jones of USA
If micromanaged,
Keep your integrity and
Tell them to piss off.
Haiku # 3732, July 8, 2000 6:49 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Well, I did nothing.
Really they did it all to
Themselves, the assholes.
Haiku # 3731, July 8, 2000 6:43 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
I had three bosses.
I told them to go to hell.
I did this NICELY!
Haiku # 3730, July 8, 2000 6:41 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Shingles are on roofs.
Up there, they are a good thing.
Sheer hell on my back.
Haiku # 3729, July 8, 2000 6:37 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
I have been away,
For several days in fact.
I have lost our threads.
Haiku # 3728, July 8, 2000 6:35 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Blistered, dangling flesh
Red, swollen palate screaming
Caution: Contents Hot
Haiku # 3727, July 7, 2000 7:53 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
I'm going to fly
to a far, distant city.
To the first ocean.
Haiku # 3726, July 7, 2000 4:23 pm ET
by melville above
Pitch black, eyes heavy
Aware, yet conscious fading
Drifting thoughts to sleep
Haiku # 3725, July 7, 2000 12:30 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
computer glitches
can be very damn costly
especially here
Haiku # 3724, July 7, 2000 12:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Money is the root
of all evil I have heard.
Is this accurate?

For if it is true,
then I must be the kindest
person in the world.
Haiku # 3723, July 6, 2000 7:59 pm ET
by Arik
Today I bought one,
DVD please fill my life.
Nope, its still quite dull.
Haiku # 3722, July 6, 2000 7:54 pm ET
by Arik
oh kackarott
if time seems to drag on so:
have a dragon ball
Haiku # 3721, July 6, 2000 5:08 pm ET
by ash
The days drag along,
Waiting, patiently, quiet.
The days drag alone
Haiku # 3720, July 6, 2000 10:18 am ET
by Kackarott
reading this at work
I shouldn't be wasting time
like my boss would care
Haiku # 3719, July 6, 2000 6:30 am ET
by T of Chicago,
Oh tall wooden fence
Guard the neighbors boring lives
Miles you seem to stretch
Haiku # 3718, July 5, 2000 8:22 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Is my stare so blank?
Or a guise to fool slow friends?
Of course you don't know
Haiku # 3717, July 5, 2000 8:05 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
I know you Jason,
you DO live ignorantly,
your stare is quite blank.
Haiku # 3716, July 5, 2000 1:40 pm ET
by Arik
it seems so funny
i am sitting here again
with air in my brain
Haiku # 3715, July 5, 2000 12:49 pm ET
by Sadly, of Cleveland,
Mock moodygal and
the turtle curdles your soup!
You sip, I smile.
Haiku # 3714, July 5, 2000 11:08 am ET
by moodygal of Moodtropolis USA,
Friendly Ash from Oz,
I miss those letters you write.
You know the address...
Haiku # 3713, July 5, 2000 10:44 am ET
by Jane of Princeton,
This evening for dinner
I ate the wings of flightless birds.
Too bad
Haiku # 3712, July 4, 2000 9:12 pm ET
by no blue cheese dressing!
What I want to be
A small animal so free
Live ignorantly
Haiku # 3711, July 4, 2000 6:09 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
so you can spell suck
and you so weak and nameless
suck heart and grow balls
Haiku # 3710, July 4, 2000 5:05 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
impressive wingspan
too bad you haven't the balls
to fly your own name
Haiku # 3709, July 4, 2000 4:57 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Underneath the keys
I can see a lot of hair
My keyboard is gross
Haiku # 3708, July 4, 2000 10:29 am ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
I'm not liking your
poems, mount madonna mama.
I think they all suck!
Haiku # 3707, July 4, 2000 9:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The rock's a wresler
So is kane and triple h
It is all so fake
Haiku # 3706, July 3, 2000 10:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You smell like an egg
You also smell like feet
Good bye good bye bye
Haiku # 3705, July 3, 2000 10:57 pm ET
by Sylvia
five seven five stop
japanese cat tell me why
i must follow you?
Haiku # 3704, July 3, 2000 10:14 pm ET
by pulitzer
bad script error
my life
click ok to continue
Haiku # 3703, July 3, 2000 10:09 pm ET
by pulitzer
dive into the pool
of my blue infinity
surprisingly warm
Haiku # 3702, July 3, 2000 8:28 pm ET
by mmm
Haiku # 3701, July 3, 2000 8:22 pm ET
by mmm
curvilinear
fully ripe juicy ready
perfectly prepared
Haiku # 3700, July 3, 2000 8:21 pm ET
by mo ma ma
ah the aroma
lake swim and pee in the woods
time for the shower
Haiku # 3699, July 3, 2000 8:13 pm ET
by m
the haiku massage
grey matter in harmony
perhaps i can sleep
Haiku # 3698, July 3, 2000 8:10 pm ET
by m m
safe envelope for
churlish cranium tempest
haiku me gently
Haiku # 3697, July 3, 2000 8:05 pm ET
by m m m
is procrit latin
mangled digit sucker punch
is my translation
Haiku # 3696, July 3, 2000 8:01 pm ET
by mount m m
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