dive into the pool
of my blue infinity
surprisingly warm

curvilinear
fully ripe juicy ready
perfectly prepared

ah the aroma
lake swim and pee in the woods
time for the shower

the haiku massage
grey matter in harmony
perhaps i can sleep

safe envelope for
churlish cranium tempest
haiku me gently

is procrit latin
mangled digit sucker punch
is my translation

upolsterey needle
deliberately thrusts a slice
of curve through the weave

on the debate team
in highschool they whipped my ass
those dangled midgets

dangle the midgets
with great care after exhale
they have many points

so you want the truth
three bent and dangled midgets
write all these haiku

what a misnomer
a goods and services tax
not good nor service

oh the rabid cow
galloping down the staircase
while blowing bubbles

the smoking secret
is it shame is it power
so what if i know

dare not let me in
to your big scary secret
i still might like you

my resurrection
commences with fireworks
and shining anguish

shoot death into me
for a year kill the disease
does it kill me too

my green eyes flicker
from under my own mountian
i am still alive

your blue eyes flicker
under the mountian of pain
you are still alive

body gets better
mind getting worse for a while
heart is so broken

wall around my heart
keeps the pain in and love out
it's quite effective

broken down broken
up so freakin tired of this
empty heart of mine

the only truth i
ever see in your eyes is
my own reflection

i need more beatings
so evidence suggests so
annhilate me

Oh wonderful life
The joy of summer contrasts
With bleak TV reruns

woman is good friend
have sex for couple of weeks
her feelings get hurt

Icy spray of ice
A tooth flies in slow motion
Isn't hockey great?

we shall serve no haik-
u before its time. we shall
serve the worst haiku.

trying to be as deaf as a door
cos your words make me so cold
or I'd be frozen dead

such a filthy mind
often i try to escape
haiku helps me out

hey! i need a girl
wonder where to go for her
if your her, mail me

constipation sucks
I can't crap when i want to
I save on asswipe

serves me bleeding right
that anticoagulant
i feel such a clot

Idiopathic
Visions of splendor in sight
Idiomorphic

A lovely ballet
A stage where men dance freely
Pro wresting rules!

Oh, me so horny.
Ten dolla, make you holla!
Me love you long time.

Spider weaves a web
And catches toenail clippings.
The flies are too smart.

Needles are not nice
I can't do my own Procrit
I'm such a chicken

Click click click click click
Click cable TV promotes
Excessive surfing

Tiny submarines
Gene therapy delivered
Via infection

Sharp pains in ribcage
Pulmonary embolus
Holy Mother, Help!!!!

I take Coumadin.
It thins my blood but poisons
Rats. Kinda Creepy.

Click across the floor
Like a wolfspider creeping
Please cut your toe nails

if not for you all
nothing would get accomplished
so smile go party

You don't have cable
because you live in no-man's
land. Country Bumpkin.

Oh cruel fate, please tell
me why I don't have cable?
I don't think its fair.

past amphibians
dream of metamorphosis
hear the toilet flush

dead axolotls
pose bloated in their glass tank
artistic merit ?

Naive blade of grass
Swirling blade of reckoning
The lawnmower blues

Hey look, a hot girl.
Why doesn't she come in here?
NO! She went next door.