Oh, me so horny.
Ten dolla, make you holla!
Me love you long time.

Spider weaves a web
And catches toenail clippings.
The flies are too smart.

Needles are not nice
I can't do my own Procrit
I'm such a chicken

Click click click click click
Click cable TV promotes
Excessive surfing

Tiny submarines
Gene therapy delivered
Via infection

Sharp pains in ribcage
Pulmonary embolus
Holy Mother, Help!!!!

I take Coumadin.
It thins my blood but poisons
Rats. Kinda Creepy.

Click across the floor
Like a wolfspider creeping
Please cut your toe nails

if not for you all
nothing would get accomplished
so smile go party

You don't have cable
because you live in no-man's
land. Country Bumpkin.

Oh cruel fate, please tell
me why I don't have cable?
I don't think its fair.

past amphibians
dream of metamorphosis
hear the toilet flush

dead axolotls
pose bloated in their glass tank
artistic merit ?

Naive blade of grass
Swirling blade of reckoning
The lawnmower blues

Hey look, a hot girl.
Why doesn't she come in here?
NO! She went next door.

Fuck off ya stupid dam bitch

SIT NEXT TO GLOVER
HE IS A FUCKING WANKER
AND A BAD LOVER

Aspirin kills cats
Chocolate will croak your dog
(Don't try these at home)

A wasp will explode
if it eats Alka-Seltzer.
Or is that pigeons?

Black stinger of death
Flapping wings soar overhead
Wasps: Real Mean Bastards

poke me with a stick
stick me with a big needle
needle me smartly

you admonish me
grovel at my feet and i
suck in your regret

he told me when i
wouldn't give up no pussy
bitch eat shit and die

my respirations
are they up to your standard
bleed crainally

hell bleed anally
i'll pour it in suck it out
the circle of life

big fat stupid rules
curl your toenails around this
fuck regulations

fuck all ye rulers
and fuck all ye containers
yeeha and wahoo

bad form bad bad form
where would we be without walls
it's scary out here

Isn't it bad form
to have more than one haiku
in a single space?

I should probably
burn in hell for my utter
disrespect. Oh well.

Jason, don't complain
You can just spend your money
on some sleeping pills.

Blue skies are warming
Incessantly the birds chirp
I'm dying for sleep!

small undulations
twenty thousand submarines
they're under my skin

getting fat with cells
color returning to pink
damn stamina up

a turkey feather
iridescent in the sun
alone on the path

a turkey feather
iridescent in the sun
alone on the path

sleepy from night shift
unseasonably cold out
must leave

patiently waiting
that chemical coup de grace
chemotherapy

intense cobalt sky
reflecting the bright harbour
half a moon lingers

Fantastic Voyage
Metaphor paradigm shift
Human condition

Rain drops are falling
Relief for a sweaty brow
Summer's song calling

what was that movie
submarine in the bloodstream
vessels in vessels

baby hair perfume
mother reaches for her child
tucks him to her breast

Double bind you say?
How does it feel to want now,
Damn psychiatrist.

Pale skin exhausted
Erythropoetin-less.
Hematocrit's low.

Mother's kisses heal
Scratches, bumps and bruises and
Most of what ails you

I once stubbed a toe
It bled quite nicely, really...
Peroxide, anyone?

digital wiggle
a combustible word pile
froths forth fills the sky

muscles cramp heart pounds
a derth of red cells birthing
compensate breathe more

YMCA class -
Water Walking in the pool
JC is teaching

Naked soul shines through
The earthly costume I wear.
Behold my essense.

Paper airplane...fly!
Soar through the air with great ease
Whew! You flew ten feet.

indivisible
one fat round unit of time
impenetreble

drip water on it
it becomes spongy and hot
now that's ironic