Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...
Jason, don't complain
You can just spend your money
on some sleeping pills.
Haiku # 3640 June 25, 2000 9:49 pm ET
by Arik
Blue skies are warming
Incessantly the birds chirp
I'm dying for sleep!
Haiku # 3639 June 25, 2000 3:51 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
small undulations
twenty thousand submarines
they're under my skin
Haiku # 3638 June 25, 2000 3:14 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
getting fat with cells
color returning to pink
damn stamina up
Haiku # 3637 June 25, 2000 3:09 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
a turkey feather
iridescent in the sun
alone on the path
Haiku # 3636 June 25, 2000 3:07 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
a turkey feather
iridescent in the sun
alone on the path
Haiku # 3635 June 25, 2000 3:06 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
sleepy from night shift
unseasonably cold out
must leave
Haiku # 3634 June 25, 2000 2:32 am ET
by things to do
patiently waiting
that chemical coup de grace
chemotherapy
Haiku # 3633 June 24, 2000 5:10 pm ET
by ash
intense cobalt sky
reflecting the bright harbour
half a moon lingers
Haiku # 3632 June 24, 2000 5:04 pm ET
by ash
Fantastic Voyage
Metaphor paradigm shift
Human condition
Haiku # 3631 June 24, 2000 10:52 am ET
by Haiku Hacker
Rain drops are falling
Relief for a sweaty brow
Summer's song calling
Haiku # 3630 June 24, 2000 12:09 am ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
what was that movie
submarine in the bloodstream
vessels in vessels
Haiku # 3629 June 23, 2000 5:44 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
baby hair perfume
mother reaches for her child
tucks him to her breast
Haiku # 3628 June 23, 2000 5:39 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Double bind you say?
How does it feel to want now,
Damn psychiatrist.
Haiku # 3627 June 23, 2000 3:56 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Pale skin exhausted
Erythropoetin-less.
Hematocrit's low.
Haiku # 3626 June 23, 2000 3:55 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Mother's kisses heal
Scratches, bumps and bruises and
Most of what ails you
Haiku # 3625 June 23, 2000 3:47 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
I once stubbed a toe
It bled quite nicely, really...
Peroxide, anyone?
Haiku # 3624 June 22, 2000 6:58 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
digital wiggle
a combustible word pile
froths forth fills the sky
Haiku # 3623 June 22, 2000 6:56 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
muscles cramp heart pounds
a derth of red cells birthing
compensate breathe more
Haiku # 3622 June 22, 2000 6:49 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
YMCA class -
Water Walking in the pool
JC is teaching
Haiku # 3621 June 22, 2000 4:49 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Naked soul shines through
The earthly costume I wear.
Behold my essense.
Haiku # 3620 June 22, 2000 4:43 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Paper airplane...fly!
Soar through the air with great ease
Whew! You flew ten feet.
Haiku # 3619 June 21, 2000 8:22 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
indivisible
one fat round unit of time
impenetreble

drip water on it
it becomes spongy and hot
now that's ironic
Haiku # 3618 June 21, 2000 7:13 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
generic humming
emanates from a wee hole
in my bedroom wall

i still can't believe
they're interested in me
i'm invisible
Haiku # 3617 June 21, 2000 7:05 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
when your brain swells up
cranial vault holds so much
then herniation

bleeding cranium
torment of the elderly
and the unlucky
Haiku # 3616 June 21, 2000 7:00 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
when your brain swells up
cranial vault holds so much
then herniation

bleeding cranium
torment of the elderly
and the unlucky
Haiku # 3615 June 21, 2000 6:57 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
I'm a scrawny wuss
I have to work out to stay
Three-dimensional
Haiku # 3614 June 21, 2000 10:57 am ET
by Haik You
Creatinine's One!
For now, I'm doing OK.
Slimming down I'm phat!
Haiku # 3613 June 21, 2000 10:14 am ET
by Haiku Hacker
Prednisone sucks -
But fat beats dialysis
My doctor tells me
Haiku # 3612 June 21, 2000 10:11 am ET
by Haiku Hacker
The Sun is quite bright
My eyes drawn into it's blaze
Retinas aflame
Haiku # 3611 June 20, 2000 9:09 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
alone in the cave
a child trembles in the dark
so cold in her bones
Haiku # 3610 June 20, 2000 4:23 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
iron upside my head
tender flesh scars easily
my temple's arrow
Haiku # 3609 June 20, 2000 4:18 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
thin so fucking thin
so that's the architecture
supporting your soul
Haiku # 3608 June 20, 2000 4:14 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
among tomatos
brown dime sized frog flings himself
from leaf to pebble
Haiku # 3607 June 20, 2000 4:08 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
fat medicine hack
creatinine prednisone
a renal tightrope
Haiku # 3606 June 20, 2000 4:05 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
A wise man once said,
"If there is grass on the field
By all means, play ball!"
Haiku # 3605 June 20, 2000 2:41 pm ET
by Haik You
So someone screwed you.
Big deal! Happens all the time...
Forgive don't forget
Haiku # 3604 June 20, 2000 2:12 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
You need your kidneys
When creatinine goes up
It's prednisone time!
Haiku # 3603 June 20, 2000 2:10 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Jason just a hint
If you find a dinosaur
The bones will be huge
Haiku # 3602 June 20, 2000 2:09 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
lavander lemon
sunrise shards litter the grass
a blade cups the dew
Haiku # 3601 June 20, 2000 11:56 am ET
by mount madonna mama
festering wound smells ripe
hanging green meat comes to mind
gloved hand plunges in
Haiku # 3600 June 20, 2000 11:49 am ET
by mount madonna mama
First guy up--hit 'em
In the face...send a message
That there's your plate, son
Haiku # 3599 June 20, 2000 11:29 am ET
by Butterbean
So, I'm fired, huh?
I have friends on the outside
Fuck you in your room
Haiku # 3598 June 20, 2000 11:12 am ET
by Butterbean
Summer has begun
Alone in P'ton I am
Work, eat, sleep, repeat.
Haiku # 3597 June 20, 2000 10:46 am ET
by Jane of Princeton,
you can run and hide
matter it does not my friend
you will fuckin die
Haiku # 3596 June 20, 2000 10:42 am ET
by foj
Goodbye Pimp-Mobile.
Black death machine of anal sex.
Enduro race next...
Haiku # 3595 June 20, 2000 10:25 am ET
by Kackarott
Devil axe in hand
Pixie stick in the other
Sweet bloody surprise!
Haiku # 3594 June 20, 2000 9:19 am ET
by Kackarott
Death, where is thy sting?
'Tis the hands that wield the sword
Not the mouth that sucks
Haiku # 3593 June 20, 2000 6:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Many things to do
Can't get away from this page
Lack of discipline
Haiku # 3592 June 19, 2000 11:11 am ET
by Insomniak
After reading these
my head is full of haiku
mostly rather bad
Haiku # 3591 June 19, 2000 10:59 am ET
by Insomniak